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Monday, 12 September 2011

Blah Blah Blah. (part 5)

 DO U know what is the cause of variation in love between a husband and women,
.
.
.
.
.
The number of children they destroy together.
Man, u get things more clearly than those clean jokes. :P
Yeah so people,
on the floor, come and get some more,
yeah i have lost my brain,
NOTE: brain, yah the one in my skull,
not BRAINS. :P
hahahahahahahahha,
till now i dodn't knew i have a brain,
hahahahah, but i knew i had brains,
i use them more than my brain,
OK, now my lame thing starts,
and ends,
and i push it in a KHADDA,
(ditch),
and then i slipped and into the khadda, and and and
woke up from sleep,
see, i told ya, i have lost something i never had (brain)


SO what happened?
the common question,
ya i am smart,
SMART se yad aya:
(from smart i remembered)
Have u ever thought, that would have happened if calculators were built with an ability to calculate smartness?
Yeah that would have been awesome for you,
no not for me,
why!!!!!!
COS, it would have shown the  "limit reached" sign, for my smartness.
ssssssss, ARROGANT. :D 


MAN!!!! back to the story of what happened,
yeah, today morning, i was like in the bathroom, washing my face, yah i do watch this ugly pumpkin daily,
and its like my hobby to wash my face with eyes open and i as usual applied the soap to my face, and started rubbing it,
NOTE: today is monday, and as usual on monday mornings i am in illusions, delusions and dilemmas,
So my mind was somewhere i don't know and i was rubbing my cheeks, all of a sudden the soap went into my both eyes,a nd i was like
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I turned around don't know why, and as my luck hates me,
i banged my head into edge of the door, which was half open,
and i fell on the ground, hitting my hip and now i am
HIP-less too.
and it was so bad, i just can't tell you,
my ass hurts every time i sit.
spanked, :(
and have u heard this quote:
"a bad start makes the whole day a bad one".
No, u haven't
me neither,
but if you do hear it,
well u won't cos its not correct even, cos my day was good today,
cos i figured out, even i had a brain.
 the result of not paying for things, muftey mein itna hi milta he :P
OH man!!!!
OMG, i fogot but how,
lol, glad i remembered it at the right time,
this is what happened with my friend few days back when he was in a restaurant:
He said,
"I was sitting on my chair, enjoying my meal, suddenly i felt fart coming in, it was so urgent that i didn't had time to stand and go to washroom,
i had an idea, the music was loud, and every one was busy with their meal,
i timed my fart with the beats of the music,
when i was done, i looked around as a victorious guy but instead everyone was staring at me,
i was like What happened,
this was when i remembered that i had earphones plugged in my ear,
Hahahahhahahaha, horrible but funny,  

hahaha, that was epic wasn't it,
and the truth here,
I MADE THAT JOKE MYSELF COUPLE OF MONTHS AGO,
did u laugh on it,
NO,
then:
Now don't smile and think that u acted smart to laugh on it,
and u know what,
the person facing diarrhea can't laugh out loud or sneeze,
cus if he would put exert pressure, he would dirty his pants. :P
Hope u weren't facing diarrhea while reading this,
i don't want u to curse me, while washing your pants :P
bwahahahahahahahhaah,
Man, that would be enough for today,
i just had great time writing this one,
and hey hey hey hey
wait,
so what's the next plan for blogger meet-up,
Barish ne is waley plan pe toh pani pheir dia,
kisi k pas koi plan, mail me up, i wanna badly meet u people.
and one more things,
1 more week and then EXAMS,
OMG,
and u know what
its the first time in my life, that i am waiting badly for exams:
no,!!! its just i am studying these days, yeah :D

Ok, before my mom gets into the room and throws my laptop in the dustbin,
Good bye folks,
hope u had a fun read,
and if not,
Lol u r fucked,
hahaha
that woyld be the:
its not near, it is THE END.
:D

35 comments:

Hamza Bin Ladin said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

ateeq mughal said...

:D

Hamza Bin Ladin said...

Best of luck for your exams.
And stop ben so funny before you kill somebody.

People have been known to die from laughing.

LOL.

ateeq mughal said...

LOL,
yes sir,
thanx, i wished to score 90% this time :P but
since u have wished me luck
ab toh 110%, khatam. :P

Daniyal Arain said...

And now the End is near -
And so I face the Final Funny person :P Ateeq Person ;)

Lol.

The Pics are so damn funny.


hahaha :P

the other side of me said...

OMG..that was funny!!! hahah..hmm u did that fart joke???

Good luck for your exams!!!!

Hazel said...

Aww I'm sorry that you injured so many body parts in one go lol!

And good luck with your exams :)

Areesha Bilal said...

Yayyy new post =D 'Limit reached' Pffft, yeah right ;) Wow, I'm so spreading that joke =D Study hard =D Good luck =D

tariq mian said...

Your Fart politics was so amusing.

I thought I was sitting in front of Altaf Bhai.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

ateeq mughal said...

hahahahahhahahahahahaha

Love said...

lollll even it the disgusting stuff i landed a big LOL...

soo yey... u finally managed to make ma laugh big time on two places...

yup... :)

Nostalgic said...

Lol. Hahaha. These pictures are more funny than your stories :p i swear! That child resembles you a lot :p no kidding.

Acha na. Mazak. Please don't be mad at me o0 *puppy eyes*

Exams? Goodluck!
Parhaai parhaai maaf karo, jao gurlfriend sey baat karo :p lame, i know.

Toodles <3

ateeq mughal said...

hahahahha, nothing is lame here,
:P
girlfriend hi nai he
hahahah, thanx for liking it. :D

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äмän ♥ said...

Hahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahaha OMG =D

ateeq mughal said...

OMG, :D

normal.is.overrated. said...

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ahhaha you are the most random dude ever! I like it :D whenever i enter your blog i never know what to expect! the fart story actually did me chuckle ;o shock gasp ! lol joking ;)

And ouch, you hurt your ass *giggles* nah joking again. Good luck with your exams dude :)

äмän ♥ said...

Oh bTW Bro best of luck for your exams. :P
Your post made me forget everything And I just laugh,laugh and laugh aaaand I forget to wish you luck :P But I hope that I'm not too late. :P Insha'Allah you'll score 200% ;) :P

Jodie-AnnDuhBawwss. said...

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

ateeq mughal said...

Thank you people...
hahahah 200%
i wish :D

suvaiba fatima ahmed said...

OH MY GOD
your blog pic is EPIC :P and the name is quote cool..! :) following you tooo...!
and super bada wala LOL LOL LOL..!
funny post..!
tc

ateeq mughal said...

haha, thnx.

Rosette Princess said...

hahahahha lolx this was damn funny :P firstly congrats on getting a brain *claps* :D hehehe and secondly best of luck for ur examz yaar meray bhi start ho rahay hain :\ ugh
but between this anger ur blog made me laugh :D
Great Work!

ateeq mughal said...

Thank you...:D

Imad Khalid said...

Your spontaneousness in writing like this and baat se baat nikalna is just EPIC :D I always have fun reading your posts. :D

And i wish i could be the part in blogger meetup but cant because i m in isb :p

ateeq mughal said...

thank you thank you,
can't u get here before friday?

aakash said...

hmm... so you seem like a fun chap dude.. :)
the fart joke xP.. i love toilet humor :D

aJ

ateeq mughal said...

hahahah, my pockets have too many of them. :D

Muhammad Israr said...

funny post...hahahahaha :)

MAHNOOR said...

lmao. ure hillarious.:P i had a good time reading it.

best of luck for the exams. hope u do great!

Aaishah said...

Hahahahahahaha. Crayzziiieeee. :D

PurpleMist. said...

Hahahahaha,
THANK YOU, i really needed a good laugh today :P

ateeq mughal said...

u laghed,
that is all i want :D

Viya ;) said...

After reading the whole post, all i can say is Bheja Fried! :P :P

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