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Saturday, 8 October 2011

Just see, who the hell is here :P

U would see this on your blog list and two possible reactions:
u would

scream frenziedly,
so hard that ur lungs would blow out of your nose, and then they would hang there, 
one on each,
and the like children swallow there mucus into there pharynx u would swallow your lungs back,
after that u would scream again, this time a bit carefully and would say:
"Yeah the Boredom Butcher is back, OMG OMG OMG, 
Finally, there would be something good to read."
In case if the reader is a guy, he would rip his shirt apart and then run all over the city like a mad dog and then die panting,
yeah, i am evil for guys, mwahahahhaha

 wait, wait wait,
EVIL FOR GUYS se yad aya:
EVIL FOR GUYS, gonna tell u a joke here,
 (goron tum log sudhar jao warna ham tum mein itney ched kareinge itney ched kareinge k tum confuse hojao gey k sans kaha se lein or padein kahan se)
its not meant to be translated, so here is the joke:
A lion was chasing a rabbit in the forest, suddenly a fairy appeared and stopped them both,
the fairy said  "u both have three wises to ask me for, and i am gonna fulfill them".
the lion asked to turn all the male lions of this jungle to male
the rabbit asked for a helmet
then, the lion again asked to turn all the male lions of the world into females
the rabbit asked for a bike
in his last wish lion asked that he should be the only male lion of the world,
the rabbit asked fairy to make lion gay.
yikes, his nose is just like a phallus after workin out :P
sorry for that lame caption,
So where the hell was I,
yeah, the second reaction:
cos i really don't make sense :P
so u don't care.

Ah, how clairvoyance of me
Yeah it does seems as if i have returned from death,
imagine a guy who spends all his time on internet, the international sign and the patron of globalization,
the guy whose day starts with switching his laptop on and the day ends when finally the laptop says
"fuck off u moron".
and then a day comes when he is to switch everything off, shut his life down for three whole weeks,
ahhhhhhh, even the thought of it gives me adrenaline rushes.
But indeed i spent three weeks without fb, without blogger, without youtube and even without my cell phone,
yea, a pity it was baldy aunt

and now i ram finally back
hell yeah,
Exams are over but still the aroma of tension is all around me, yeah result is still there to come and i have gotta news tat would blow your head off, that would leave u shocked and the news is:
'i got 20 out of 50 in English exam that means that i failed to pass in it'.
and u know that when i heard the news i prayed for an earthquake, not a devastating one, i am not anti-human, but for a personal one that would just engulf me 
and would hurt no one, that would only kill me but then i controlled my emotions and suggested my inner voice to calm down, cos no need to visit hell so soon.
And don't u dare tell me that i am not going to hell, i am going there and u r coming with me, :P
u had a expression like this don't you
Amazing, ain't I,
wait, wait, wait,
Amazing se yad aya,
a new version of The poem Jack and Jill, the nursery rhyme i learnt when i was a kid,
Wow i was a kid once,
so the poem is:
'Jack and Jill, went up the hill
to fetch a pail of water
god knows well what they did there 
they came down with a daughter. 
U won't have had laughed so much on this, 
cos i didn't either
but who knows if u r nuts.
ah, i feel good, relaxed,
Wait wait wait,
relaxed se yad aya:
Starving and 
starving could be turned into a hilarious joke, if u would read the following with brain,
NOTE: not brains :P
Now i laughed really hard on this one.
ahh, my life, is not a good example for youngsters, 
Plz if you are 16 avoid being here and if u r female,  just avoid it seriously, i don't want girls all over me. :P
I just can't live without these small small exaggerations.
Ahh, the sad part,
its the end now,
i just wat to keep on writing but, then i have to keep something for the nest time,
and i am so sorry i didn't read ur posts in these three weeks but i promise i am gonna read all of yours new posts in few days,
Areesha and Ovais i just can't thank you enough for so awesome awards, they really mean a huge thing for me.
and before going, i have a small tribute for Mr.Steve Jobs, i don't really need to introduce a guy who made billions with an apple only and one stupid guy who knew how to make people empty their pockets,
here it is:
High five to the one who gets to see the real tribute in this image.
Bye everyone, 
Take care, 
i love you all for not leaving me and my stupid page it really means a lot to me.