tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-80428349340154907382024-03-12T17:54:21.104-07:00Boredom Butcherateeq mughalhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05340112571941162663noreply@blogger.comBlogger38125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8042834934015490738.post-10712105677461637702011-12-28T10:27:00.000-08:002011-12-28T10:27:04.195-08:00Butcher revives, Where the hell is this boredom, find it kill it :P<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">AND....................................................<br />
<div>i am back :D</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRcLkL85Gjd7KJvTWG8L13jqHZhBPJyMF1eKvjybLe8p-r-6aP2fA" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRcLkL85Gjd7KJvTWG8L13jqHZhBPJyMF1eKvjybLe8p-r-6aP2fA" /></a></div><div>Well i don't know at which time of the day u all would be reading my blog post,</div><div>so as to wish u all:</div><div>GOOOOOOOOOOOODDDD WHATEVER TIME OF DAY U CHOOSE.</div><div><br />
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</div><div>So!!!!</div><div>UFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!</div><div>These whole two months time, </div><div>and time is dark </div><div>and dark is black </div><div>black is U.S's president</div><div>and black is my Miss universe,</div><div><br />
</div><div>Did u see this year's miss universe,</div><div>geezzzzzzz, she is from Angola,</div><div>make her stand in front of a black screen </div><div>and puff*</div><div>she would vanish :P</div><div>*WIZARD* :P</div><div>yah i am a racist, </div><div>u have got a problem with that,</div><div>flush it dude,</div><div>u can be patriotic and i can't be a racist?</div><div>fuck it.............. </div><div>Yeah there is no sense in what i just wrote but try to read from BENEATH the lines,</div><div>LOL!!! its ATEEQ's work, u won't still find a thing :P</div><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: red; font-size: large;">nothing can get more awkward than this image. UGLYY:P</span></td></tr>
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</div><div>See i am a huge racist, </div><div>u are not permitted in my dojo</div><div>.....................................................................And The SATAN walks into the bar :P</div><div>One more thing i am not ONLY a racist,</div><div>i am even a magniloquence. </div><div>either u'll google this word, or u'll skip it with an intention that in further lines u'll locate its meaning,</div><div>cos, my english is great boss :P</div><div>see i told ya i boast a lot :P</div><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: red; font-size: large;">arrogant he banda :P</span></td></tr>
</tbody></table><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTgiyQ14W-LLUFqDvBgs3ogw_Ru2x-3i1H-H8-8FhacKUFq8JlA1w" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="color: red; font-size: large;"></span></a></div><div>Uffffff!!!!!</div><div>before u leave my page and fuck me,</div><div>i should.........................................CHANGE THE TOPIC. :P</div><div>So, there are now two months and few more days in my blogoversary and still i haven't completed 100 followers,</div><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: red; font-size: large;">do u have a tissue paper,<br />
give me a box.</span></td></tr>
</tbody></table><div>the world's not gonna end in 2012<br />
cos my half yearly examination result is pending<br />
the world's not gonna end in 2012<br />
cos there's still lot to be on landing<br />
the world's not gonna end in 2012<br />
cos we all are still at peace<br />
the world's not gonna end in 2012<br />
cos the world is still in one piece<br />
the world's not gonna end in 2012<br />
cos i am single<br />
the world's not gonna end in 2012<br />
cos i am about to mingle<br />
the worlds not gonna end in 2012<br />
cos i don't give a fuck about that shit,<br />
common do u think the world is gonna end in 2012 then text your reviews<br />
@ ur best friends no,<br />
then he/she will think u r stupid and<br />
I WILL WIN<br />
COS<br />
.....................................................................I AM BADSHAH :P<br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: red; font-size: large;">happiness on getting u f****d</span></td></tr>
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</div><div> and just think on 2nd January, Monday, a kid goes to school without completing his homework,<br />
the teacher asks why hasn't he completed it,<br />
the boy looks up at the teacher and says softly:<br />
...................................................<span style="color: red; font-size: large;">I thought we were gonna die :P</span>.......................................<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/3/22/128822196934266002.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="240" src="http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/3/22/128822196934266002.jpg" width="320" /></a></div>ah, that would be all<br />
but<br />
wait wait wait wait,<br />
this is good one,<br />
Pathan was reading financial times. headlines read:<br />
"Microsoft buys skype for 8.5 billion".<br />
Pathan shouts:<br />
...........................................<span style="color: red; font-size: large;">oh teri kher, he should have downloaded it,</span><br />
Fuck the world pathan, just fuck it,<br />
no u can't.<br />
cos Zardari is fucking it currently. :P<br />
and lastly, a small test to determine how many smart asses are following me.<br />
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<br />
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10<br />
choose any alphabet from the ^above and i will tell u how smart u are. :P<br />
like my post if u are smart :P<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://blastbaby.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/goodbye.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="240" src="http://blastbaby.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/goodbye.jpg" width="320" /></a></div>Take care people,<br />
and think positive :D<br />
farewell.<br />
<3 u all</div></div>ateeq mughalhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05340112571941162663noreply@blogger.com27tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8042834934015490738.post-20433757719168894612011-11-03T07:39:00.000-07:002011-11-03T07:39:52.726-07:00Just FTW, but from where i would get enough balls<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">Sometimes, there are way too many huddles to jump,<br />
sometimes there are too many reasons to cry,<br />
Sometimes life just don't moves the way u want it to move and u end up taking the wrong train and getting stuck in the middle of nowhere,<br />
that is when, life sits in the audience and laughs on your flop act, and all u think of giving life is:<br />
<br />
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<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQnER8igVmQemOWJPFvwTf1bIE56w1do9yY4qMjip00rwyHDDpuLg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" src="http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQnER8igVmQemOWJPFvwTf1bIE56w1do9yY4qMjip00rwyHDDpuLg" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">If u still need a word then its:<br />
BULLSHIT.<br />
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<div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;"><br />
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Well, Bullshit is not what i wanna discuss but the starting was quite admirable with those lines so, One need to do that in order to get applause.<br />
What i wanted to connect with BULLSHIT are:<br />
<div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">LOVE STORIES :P</span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSCt0fzazJo2YxtItHFwxKR_AGINBMI1UXzfpQr-8HrxxRevSA0BQ" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" src="http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSCt0fzazJo2YxtItHFwxKR_AGINBMI1UXzfpQr-8HrxxRevSA0BQ" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">Those all so same Happy Endings,<br />
Those all so same stories<br />
and all that illogical magical bond of love,<br />
FTW and GROW UP</span></td></tr>
</tbody></table>Illogical, that's something which can also be connected with an OWL,<br />
Yeah,<br />
just think,<br />
There is bird with two huge milf's boob size's eyes, and what this bird does is it keep those eyes open at night and closed in the morning,<br />
WTF.<br />
just FTW and then rule over it,<br />
Be ZARDARI :P<br />
oh, that was indeed an abusive statement, sorry, :P<br />
Yeah so where was I,<br />
Love stories,<br />
<br />
or Bullshit,<br />
That's same.<br />
<br />
<br />
In every story, there is a girl, who is really beautiful but life is not good to her and she fantasize that one day she would be the princess and her prince would come riding on the horse and would rescue her,<br />
and then they would get married and live a blissful life,<br />
Happy ending,<br />
and then music and the cast and u close the t.v and think that was a sweet movie which brought tears to your eyes, blah blah blah, and then u think of yourself as that girl,<br />
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<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRwYXQLYbv_7sCCARLErVT9sxMgF5apFmjb7G0Qpt9tCZQ5DfLOOQ" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" src="http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRwYXQLYbv_7sCCARLErVT9sxMgF5apFmjb7G0Qpt9tCZQ5DfLOOQ" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">Yeah i lost you somewhere, :P<br />
no? then FTW and grow up :P</span></td></tr>
</tbody></table>Just think reality,<br />
yesterday i was in the footwear shop, and for almost half an hour i was confused with all those shoes and then when finally when i decided the shoes, I couldn't get my size in the chosen shoe,<br />
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<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQl_GlWMuP9FZbyIqtpYGUIwTMNDSCFJ8s1GsFf-i2N_uo4cwKwkg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" src="http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQl_GlWMuP9FZbyIqtpYGUIwTMNDSCFJ8s1GsFf-i2N_uo4cwKwkg" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">Man that's a huge mouth, i wonder if he gives blowjobs to elephants :P</span></td></tr>
</tbody></table>and that was when it clicked me that WHY, it was only Cinderella's foot that fitted the shoe When it was tested on every girl's foot in that village,<br />
and there i was sitting in that shop pondering into my deep thoughts,<br />
don't you dare think that deep, even fishes sink die of drowning,<br />
fishes die of drowning :P<br />
That's some good sense of humor,<br />
ateeq *holds his collar in pride :P<br />
and Good sense of humor se yad aya,<br />
( I think you can now easily translate this line :P)<br />
<br />
<br />
so, the question is:<br />
Q) How many accountants would it take to change a light bulb?<br />
ANS) Smile if you thought there was an answer to it,<br />
Q) how many actors would it take to change a light bulb?<br />
ANS) Only one, they are not made to share the spotlight :P<br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">In case you r not laughing at my joke, laugh on this :D</span></td></tr>
</tbody></table>Yeah, so where was I,<br />
I was nowhere,<br />
really i am not making any sense,<br />
that's what i do,<br />
Make no sense :P<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTWuEkpTB2e-wWH9XPzSNWW5_3HtEBaGvg1HLjZClFJcSr_F_1i" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTWuEkpTB2e-wWH9XPzSNWW5_3HtEBaGvg1HLjZClFJcSr_F_1i" /></a></div>and yeah,<br />
I am really far away from blogging,<br />
it's just i don't have time + any new ideas + my laptop is not feeling well and i just can't get into the mood,<br />
I will be back soon,<br />
and to my new followers,<br />
GUYS!!!!! link me to your blog please, so that i could follow u back,<br />
and am so sorry that i am not reading your posts, i am being a bad boy but soon i will be back,<br />
This 10th grade is really a challenging one,<br />
everyday there is a new competition, a new challenge, a new tournament that i need to win,<br />
then i have my studies,<br />
Gosh i am way behind in studies,<br />
i feel the words dancing over my head, books seem filled with some crazy stuff,<br />
maths and Add.Maths are the only subjects which seem awesome these days,<br />
Mom's angry with my everyday indulgence in extracurricular activities and she keeps reminding me of my studies, that's one hell scary life,<br />
Ah scary se yad aya,<br />
The news i read recently,<br />
and this news is<br />
<br />
<br />
A California woman has been arrested after authorities said she cut off her husband's penis with a kitchen knife and ground it up in a garbage disposal.<br />
Catherine Kieu, 48, is accused of tying her sleeping husband to a bed with nylon ropes, pulling down his pants and slicing off his penis.The Garden Grove woman then took the severed penis into the kitchen, threw it into the garbage disposal and turned it on, mutilating the organ.<br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">Should i give u a free advice,<br />
Wear underwear with a digital lock with a password to unlock and lock it<br />
:P </span></td></tr>
</tbody></table>No standing aviation, i know i am smart. :P<br />
So this lady, the horrible women really surprised the shit out of me and now<br />
I won't maaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyy,<br />
for my Phallus's sake:P<br />
Ah, these times are indeed horrible.<br />
So what's more,<br />
well,<br />
there is nothing more and i should really say BYE to u all,<br />
and finally :<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://electroniclibraryland.edublogs.org/files/2009/11/farewell-1024x522.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="163" src="http://electroniclibraryland.edublogs.org/files/2009/11/farewell-1024x522.png" width="320" /></a></div>i HOPE U ALL are having awesome lives :D<br />
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</div></div>ateeq mughalhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05340112571941162663noreply@blogger.com27tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8042834934015490738.post-77563653521482821382011-10-08T08:41:00.000-07:002011-10-08T08:41:22.092-07:00Just see, who the hell is here :P<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">U would see this on your blog list and two possible reactions:<div>either,</div><div>u would<br />
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</div><div style="text-align: left;">scream frenziedly,</div></div><div style="text-align: left;">so hard that ur lungs would blow out of your nose, and then they would hang there, </div><div style="text-align: left;">one on each,</div><div style="text-align: left;">and the like children swallow there mucus into there pharynx u would swallow your lungs back,</div><div style="text-align: left;">after that u would scream again, this time a bit carefully and would say:</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">"Yeah the Boredom Butcher is back, OMG OMG OMG, </span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">Finally, there would be something good to read."</span></div><div style="text-align: left;">In case if the reader is a guy, he would rip his shirt apart and then run all over the city like a mad dog and then die panting,</div><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">yeah, i am evil for guys, mwahahahhaha</span></td></tr>
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</div><div style="text-align: left;"> wait, wait wait,</div><div style="text-align: left;">EVIL FOR GUYS se yad aya:</div><div style="text-align: left;">translation:</div><div style="text-align: left;">EVIL FOR GUYS, gonna tell u a joke here,</div><div style="text-align: left;"> (goron tum log sudhar jao warna ham tum mein itney ched kareinge itney ched kareinge k tum confuse hojao gey k sans kaha se lein or padein kahan se)</div><div style="text-align: left;">bwahahahahahahhahah, </div><div style="text-align: left;">its not meant to be translated, so here is the joke:</div><div style="text-align: left;">A lion was chasing a rabbit in the forest, suddenly a fairy appeared and stopped them both,</div><div style="text-align: left;">the fairy said "u both have three wises to ask me for, and i am gonna fulfill them".</div><div style="text-align: left;">the lion asked to turn all the male lions of this jungle to male</div><div style="text-align: left;">the rabbit asked for a helmet</div><div style="text-align: left;">then, the lion again asked to turn all the male lions of the world into females</div><div style="text-align: left;">the rabbit asked for a bike</div><div style="text-align: left;">in his last wish lion asked that he should be the only male lion of the world,</div><div style="text-align: left;">the rabbit asked fairy to make lion gay.</div><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">yikes, his nose is just like a phallus after workin out :P</span></td></tr>
</tbody></table><div style="text-align: left;">sorry for that lame caption,</div><div style="text-align: left;">So where the hell was I,</div><div style="text-align: left;">yeah, the second reaction:</div><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">cos i really don't make sense :P<br />
so u don't care.</span></td></tr>
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</div><div style="text-align: left;">Ah, how clairvoyance of me</div><div style="text-align: left;">so </div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">!!!!!FINALLY!!!!</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://ferrywinkle24.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/back.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://ferrywinkle24.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/back.jpg" width="303" /></a></div><div style="text-align: left;">Yeah it does seems as if i have returned from death,</div><div style="text-align: left;">imagine a guy who spends all his time on internet, the international sign and the patron of globalization,</div><div style="text-align: left;">the guy whose day starts with switching his laptop on and the day ends when finally the laptop says</div><div style="text-align: left;">"fuck off u moron".</div><div style="text-align: left;">and then a day comes when he is to switch everything off, shut his life down for three whole weeks,</div><div style="text-align: left;">ahhhhhhh, even the thought of it gives me adrenaline rushes.</div><div style="text-align: left;">But indeed i spent three weeks without fb, without blogger, without youtube and even without my cell phone,</div><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">yea, a pity it was baldy aunt</span></td></tr>
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</div><div style="text-align: left;">and now i ram finally back</div><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
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</tbody></table><div style="text-align: left;">Exams are over but still the aroma of tension is all around me, yeah result is still there to come and i have gotta news tat would blow your head off, that would leave u shocked and the news is:</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">'i got 20 out of 50 in English exam that means that i failed to pass in it'.</span></div><div style="text-align: left;">and u know that when i heard the news i prayed for an earthquake, not a devastating one, i am not anti-human, but for a personal one that would just engulf me </div><div style="text-align: left;">and would hurt no one, that would only kill me but then i controlled my emotions and suggested my inner voice to calm down, cos no need to visit hell so soon.</div><div style="text-align: left;">And don't u dare tell me that i am not going to hell, i am going there and u r coming with me, :P</div><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">u had a expression like this don't you</span></td></tr>
</tbody></table><div style="text-align: left;">Amazing, ain't I,</div><div style="text-align: left;">wait, wait, wait,</div><div style="text-align: left;">Amazing se yad aya,</div><div style="text-align: left;">a new version of The poem Jack and Jill, the nursery rhyme i learnt when i was a kid,</div><div style="text-align: left;">Wow i was a kid once,</div><div style="text-align: left;">so the poem is:</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">'Jack and Jill, went up the hill</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">to fetch a pail of water</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">god knows well what they did there </span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">they came down with a daughter. </span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRFQdMnvB7rde-4vnBNlOXadWMc-opsBQk8sCOaNX3QFYNWeb30" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRFQdMnvB7rde-4vnBNlOXadWMc-opsBQk8sCOaNX3QFYNWeb30" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><div style="text-align: left;">U won't have had laughed so much on this, </div><div style="text-align: left;">cos i didn't either</div><div style="text-align: left;">but who knows if u r nuts.</div><div style="text-align: left;">ah, i feel good, relaxed,</div><div style="text-align: left;">Wait wait wait,</div><div style="text-align: left;">relaxed se yad aya:</div><div style="text-align: left;">Starving and </div><div style="text-align: left;">starving could be turned into a hilarious joke, if u would read the following with brain,</div><div style="text-align: left;">NOTE: not brains :P</div><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">bwahahahahhahahahaha</span></td></tr>
</tbody></table><div style="text-align: left;">Now i laughed really hard on this one.</div><div style="text-align: left;">ahh, my life, is not a good example for youngsters, </div><div style="text-align: left;">Plz if you are 16 avoid being here and if u r female, just avoid it seriously, i don't want girls all over me. :P</div><div style="text-align: left;">hahahhaha,</div><div style="text-align: left;">I just can't live without these small small exaggerations.</div><div style="text-align: left;">Ahh, the sad part,</div><div style="text-align: left;">its the end now,</div><div style="text-align: left;">i just wat to keep on writing but, then i have to keep something for the nest time,</div><div style="text-align: left;">and i am so sorry i didn't read ur posts in these three weeks but i promise i am gonna read all of yours new posts in few days,</div><div style="text-align: left;">and </div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Areesha and Ovais i just can't thank you enough for so awesome awards, they really mean a huge thing for me.</span></div><div style="text-align: left;">and before going, i have a small tribute for Mr.Steve Jobs, i don't really need to introduce a guy who made billions with an apple only and one stupid guy who knew how to make people empty their pockets,</div><div style="text-align: left;">here it is:</div><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">High five to the one who gets to see the real tribute in this image.</span></td></tr>
</tbody></table><div style="text-align: left;">Bye everyone, </div><div style="text-align: left;">Take care, </div><div style="text-align: left;">i love you all for not leaving me and my stupid page it really means a lot to me.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ9nAt1d0RncIRf1jhInqf0K3RG8YwBaYi-GhF5Ke4yIbjR0XQvVw" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ9nAt1d0RncIRf1jhInqf0K3RG8YwBaYi-GhF5Ke4yIbjR0XQvVw" /></a></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br />
</div></div>ateeq mughalhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05340112571941162663noreply@blogger.com27tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8042834934015490738.post-50836185058207320742011-09-18T03:13:00.000-07:002011-09-18T03:13:52.317-07:00DOUGHNUT HEROES.<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">Before Hamza bin laden, breaks into my house and kills me,<br />
Hamza,<br />
I know i kinda freaked u out, since last night,<br />
and u know what?<br />
I was just playing with ur emotions,<br />
and it was:<br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">YEAH!!1 Just for the sake of sun :P</span></td></tr>
</tbody></table>I know, next time we meet, u r gonna kick my balls hard, and then rip me apart,<br />
and i won't complain about it,<br />
cos i know i got u into a real trouble,<br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">yeah, am so sorry, i won't do that again,<br />
well, i would do that again, it was fun :P</span></td></tr>
</tbody></table>So fun se yad aya:<br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">Yeah bloggers meetup. </span></td></tr>
</tbody></table>You just can't imagine how much fun we had,<br />
yeah, seriously u can't,<br />
cos for that u should become<br />
<div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">ASSUM</span></div><div style="text-align: left;">first, </div><div style="text-align: left;">and in </div><div style="text-align: left;">Moonie's style, </div><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">Yeah, (nod ur head twice, if u wanna be assum)</span></td></tr>
</tbody></table><div style="text-align: left;">Did, u read the title of this post?</div><div style="text-align: left;">yeah, we r DOUGHNUT HEROES, why?</div><div style="text-align: left;">WELL, its a long story, </div><div style="text-align: left;">but the conclusion is cos we r awesome, that is why we r heroes</div><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">there is only one difference between us and them, they rescue people AND we get people into danger. :D<br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">our, League of doughnut heroes.</span></td></tr>
</tbody></table><div style="text-align: left;">and why that doughnut comes in the middle,</div><div style="text-align: left;">It's cos we all had a doughnut before the party began, </div><div style="text-align: left;">and Asif, jaldi se doughnut khao, </div><div style="text-align: left;">its like our energy pack.</div><div style="text-align: left;">Man!!!!! assum, aren't we. :P</div><div style="text-align: left;">and u know what,</div><div style="text-align: left;">I was out of my home since, 7:00 am in the morning and got back at around 10:30 pm,</div><div style="text-align: left;">yeah, </div><div style="text-align: left;">and it took me almost 2 hours to get back to home, because of :</div><div style="text-align: left;"></div><ol style="text-align: left;"><li>Traffic on the roads of kaachi</li>
<li>and, i live outside the city, Gulshan-e-maymar.</li>
</ol>and when i got home and asked my mom for the food, she was like:<br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">U were out the whole day, and at 11 pm u return and then ask me for food!!!!!</span></td></tr>
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</div><div style="text-align: left;">and u know the worst thing, i wasted almost 1000 bucks in a day, </div><div style="text-align: left;">and still mouses were playing football in my stomach, (hunger)<br />
Hey, what bakwas (crap) is am taking about,</div><div style="text-align: left;">Hey, did i introduce u the members of my team,<br />
NO,<br />
so here is my team:<br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><a href="http://www.hamza-the-philosophaster.blogspot.com/"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Hamza bin laden</span></a> </span></td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://gumberoo.blogspot.com/"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">Russian bear</span></a> </td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><a href="http://rantsandblogs.blogspot.com/"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Asif Iqbal</span></a> </span></td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><a href="http://my-demon.blogspot.com/"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Moonie</span></a> </span></td></tr>
</tbody></table><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">AND:</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">of course:</span><br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">ME. :D</span></td></tr>
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</span><br />
and do u know what song like fits our meetup?<br />
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<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><iframe allowfullscreen='allowfullscreen' webkitallowfullscreen='webkitallowfullscreen' mozallowfullscreen='mozallowfullscreen' width='320' height='266' src='https://www.youtube.com/embed/m3qlOsETQug?feature=player_embedded' frameborder='0'></iframe></div>Yeah,<br />
FIRDAY,<br />
i know it is annoying, but i love it,<br />
Wait wait wait,<br />
Annoying se yad aya:<br />
Public toilets,<br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">bwahahahahhahaha</span></td></tr>
</tbody></table>and u know what?<br />
today i went into a public toilet in a mall,<br />
ad there it was written:<br />
<div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">"yahan akey to sab ki nikal jati he":P</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">translation for gori chamri:</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">"even macho man ends up peeing here". </span></div><div style="text-align: left;">i was like,</div><div style="text-align: left;">WTF, and i laughed real hard on that one,</div><div style="text-align: left;">people thought i was crazy,</div><div style="text-align: left;">well, </div><div style="text-align: left;">i would accept that,</div><div style="text-align: left;">cos the odor there makes u CARAZY,</div><div style="text-align: left;">that is so yukkkyyyy,</div><div style="text-align: left;">and u know what i do, i hide my face till my nose in my shirt,</div><div style="text-align: left;">That makes me feel better,</div><div style="text-align: left;">and what is more,</div><div style="text-align: left;">on one public toilet in Sindbad (an amusement park) it was written:</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">"This way to the ministry of magic".</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRemERfYaHznb3YQmPUaXwJf_zgpDzU1JGt-KSM6IjGlQfwSX3yVA" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRemERfYaHznb3YQmPUaXwJf_zgpDzU1JGt-KSM6IjGlQfwSX3yVA" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;"><br />
</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div style="text-align: left;">Lol, i get easily distracted, so i was takin about meetup,</div><div style="text-align: left;">Yeah it was great,</div><div style="text-align: left;">i am so happy that i really went there,</div><div style="text-align: left;">the best part,</div><div style="text-align: left;">we sat in a resturant for almost 45 minutes and yet we were too busy talking that we didn't order anything,</div><div style="text-align: left;">than not to leave an impact, that we were some perverts we had a drink/ice cream before we left,</div><div style="text-align: left;">And one more thing,</div><div style="text-align: left;">I was like posting a description of every one below the pictures, but </div><div style="text-align: left;">as it is like impossible for us to store the whole oceans of world into tiny bucket it is impossible to describe these extraordinary people in few words, lines or sentences,</div><div style="text-align: left;">They like are in comparable, and indescribable </div><div style="text-align: left;">ahh, that was so great meeting them,</div><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">Wait, wait wait. :P</span></td></tr>
</tbody></table><div style="text-align: left;">Great se yad aya:</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">women driving.</span></div><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">The only reason why u should look in both ways while crossing a one way road. </span></td></tr>
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</span></div><div style="text-align: left;">Man, </div><div style="text-align: left;">i don't know who the hell gave these women permission to drive,</div><div style="text-align: left;">man!!!!!!</div><div style="text-align: left;">when women drive, it is a fact that u would:</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">Jao gay car mein, or aao gay akhbar mein,</span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">translation:</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">go in a car and return in newspaper</span></div><div style="text-align: left;">and the fact is, </div><div style="text-align: left;">all the women of the world drive car in the same way,</div><div style="text-align: left;">i.e,</div><div style="text-align: left;">back stiffed, eyes on the bonnet rather than on the road,</div><div style="text-align: left;">moreover, rather than using their side mirrors and rear mirror, they turn 360 degrees while turning or parking,</div><div style="text-align: left;">and when something happens to car, they won't dare to call someone or even mechanic, they would lock the car, hire a taxi and return home,</div><div style="text-align: left;">like my mom once did,</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2pep.com/funny%20pics/humorous%20hilarious%20pictures/worlds_funniest_hilarious_pictures_cool_images_women_drivers18.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="240" src="http://2pep.com/funny%20pics/humorous%20hilarious%20pictures/worlds_funniest_hilarious_pictures_cool_images_women_drivers18.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcToLhP_bMaUdSxTC4iIpqElw4fXKA08OrwjsLX7K1o7mvRCB4-Azw" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcToLhP_bMaUdSxTC4iIpqElw4fXKA08OrwjsLX7K1o7mvRCB4-Azw" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS43r2rkOEqAkXE3b96Awwqr7v6s47hbnsWz7Na8Hlvjmpey4PJ" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS43r2rkOEqAkXE3b96Awwqr7v6s47hbnsWz7Na8Hlvjmpey4PJ" /></a></div><div style="text-align: left;">that's how it ends,</div><div style="text-align: left;"></div><a name='more'></a>I have got a news to share,<br />
<div style="text-align: left;">and that is a BAD news,</div><div style="text-align: left;">the news is,</div><div style="text-align: left;">"For around three weeks i am going on my away mode, yup i am not gonna blog, the worst thing i am not gonna read ur posts, cos i have to study hard, currently my blogging career is on stake, </div><div style="text-align: left;">my family thinks blogging is a waste of time." </div><div style="text-align: left;">and that is why i have to study real hard, to prove them all wrong,</div><div style="text-align: left;">pray for me,</div><div style="text-align: left;">and one more thing, </div><div style="text-align: left;">like few weeks back i read it somewhere, i don't remember where, that people adapt fake personalities just to impress others,</div><div style="text-align: left;">well i agree to an extent but people like me also adapt fake personalities,</div><div style="text-align: left;">for example, </div><div style="text-align: left;">through my blog, it appears that i have got an awesome life, a life filled with jokes and all the stuff that brings a smile to my face,</div><div style="text-align: left;">but that is not the case, </div><div style="text-align: left;">at home i am probably with the gloomiest life,</div><div style="text-align: left;">i am so happy that u people read what i write cos at home no one listens to my jokes,</div><div style="text-align: left;">and i get a long long lecture from my mother to get serious,</div><div style="text-align: left;">well i don't want to get serious,</div><div style="text-align: left;">and i don't give a damn what others get from my life, this is my life and i am the one responsible for it,</div><div style="text-align: left;">that is all i want from my family, leave me and let me live,</div><div style="text-align: left;">and i feel really bad cos probably this might be the last post (of this month) by ateeq mughal, but it's not the funniest one,</div><div style="text-align: left;">i had an amazing time through out these three months, </div><div style="text-align: left;">and i thank u all, </div><div style="text-align: left;">for following my blog, never though that i would make it till HERE,</div><div style="text-align: left;">lol, i can here mom coming upstairs, so before she knocks me and my laptop,</div><div style="text-align: left;">i should end this,</div><div style="text-align: left;">thank you people for wasting ur time here,</div><div style="text-align: left;">bye, </div><div style="text-align: left;">finally, this is the:</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiHsUGg0ABtO0EnM-nV8c7aXK2r-Zq56VtxdsC8nAlI93iYU7DIt06CUOC4oZBay710Cn8-2RciKqZIbjHW_ZNN_NUR7cfnVqHXq96OGGY1J-H9_UJIzSkLoevO8ReiVnnAiBQ_YqVOlRlq/s320/The+End.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiHsUGg0ABtO0EnM-nV8c7aXK2r-Zq56VtxdsC8nAlI93iYU7DIt06CUOC4oZBay710Cn8-2RciKqZIbjHW_ZNN_NUR7cfnVqHXq96OGGY1J-H9_UJIzSkLoevO8ReiVnnAiBQ_YqVOlRlq/s320/The+End.jpg" /></a></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br />
</div></div></div></div>ateeq mughalhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05340112571941162663noreply@blogger.com30tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8042834934015490738.post-44709607898510432372011-09-12T07:03:00.000-07:002011-09-12T07:03:25.240-07:00Blah Blah Blah. (part 5)<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"></div></div> DO U know what is the cause of variation in love between a husband and women,<br />
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The number of children they destroy together.<br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">Man, u get things more clearly than those clean jokes. :P</span></td></tr>
</tbody></table>Yeah so people,<br />
on the floor, come and get some more,<br />
yeah i have lost my brain,<br />
NOTE: brain, yah the one in my skull,<br />
not BRAINS. :P<br />
hahahahahahahahha,<br />
till now i dodn't knew i have a brain,<br />
hahahahah, but i knew i had brains,<br />
i use them more than my brain,<br />
OK, now my lame thing starts,<br />
and ends,<br />
and i push it in a KHADDA,<br />
(ditch),<br />
and then i slipped and into the khadda, and and and<br />
woke up from sleep,<br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">see, i told ya, i have lost something i never had (brain)</span></td></tr>
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SO what happened?<br />
the common question,<br />
ya i am smart,<br />
SMART se yad aya:<br />
(from smart i remembered)<br />
Have u ever thought, that would have happened if calculators were built with an ability to calculate smartness?<br />
Yeah that would have been awesome for you,<br />
no not for me,<br />
why!!!!!!<br />
COS, it would have shown the "limit reached" sign, for my smartness.<br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">ssssssss, ARROGANT. :D </span></td></tr>
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<br />
<div>MAN!!!! back to the story of what happened,<br />
yeah, today morning, i was like in the bathroom, washing my face, yah i do watch this ugly pumpkin daily,<br />
and its like my hobby to wash my face with eyes open and i as usual applied the soap to my face, and started rubbing it,<br />
NOTE: today is monday, and as usual on monday mornings i am in illusions, delusions and dilemmas,<br />
So my mind was somewhere i don't know and i was rubbing my cheeks, all of a sudden the soap went into my both eyes,a nd i was like<br />
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa<br />
I turned around don't know why, and as my luck hates me,<br />
i banged my head into edge of the door, which was half open,<br />
and i fell on the ground, hitting my hip and now i am<br />
HIP-less too.<br />
and it was so bad, i just can't tell you,<br />
my ass hurts every time i sit.<br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">spanked, :(</span></td></tr>
</tbody></table>and have u heard this quote:<br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">"a bad start makes the whole day a bad one".</span><br />
No, u haven't<br />
me neither,<br />
but if you do hear it,<br />
well u won't cos its not correct even, cos my day was good today,<br />
cos i figured out, even i had a brain.<br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;"> the result of not paying for things, muftey mein itna hi milta he :P</span></td></tr>
</tbody></table><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://slightlychristopher.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/homer-brain.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;"></span></a></div>OH man!!!!<br />
OMG, i fogot but how,<br />
lol, glad i remembered it at the right time,<br />
this is what happened with my friend few days back when he was in a restaurant:<br />
He said,<br />
"I was sitting on my chair, enjoying my meal, suddenly i felt fart coming in, it was so urgent that i didn't had time to stand and go to washroom,<br />
i had an idea, the music was loud, and every one was busy with their meal,<br />
i timed my fart with the beats of the music,<br />
when i was done, i looked around as a victorious guy but instead everyone was staring at me,<br />
i was like What happened,<br />
this was when i remembered that i had earphones plugged in my ear,<br />
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<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTV7dZFKpcrPYnZXdz0cYOHUOpM7wsoCVQAy62OGTmRY_IUhzSB" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" src="http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTV7dZFKpcrPYnZXdz0cYOHUOpM7wsoCVQAy62OGTmRY_IUhzSB" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">Hahahahhahahaha, horrible but funny, </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"> </span></td></tr>
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hahaha, that was epic wasn't it,<br />
and the truth here,<br />
I MADE THAT JOKE MYSELF COUPLE OF MONTHS AGO,<br />
did u laugh on it,<br />
NO,<br />
then:<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcReE08u6AIIPnjSF264eZ1n9U33_9OmNc10qsyf3eHfhxygKNjc_w" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcReE08u6AIIPnjSF264eZ1n9U33_9OmNc10qsyf3eHfhxygKNjc_w" /></a></div>Now don't smile and think that u acted smart to laugh on it,<br />
and u know what,<br />
the person facing diarrhea can't laugh out loud or sneeze,<br />
cus if he would put exert pressure, he would dirty his pants. :P<br />
Hope u weren't facing diarrhea while reading this,<br />
i don't want u to curse me, while washing your pants :P<br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">bwahahahahahahahhaah,</span></td></tr>
</tbody></table><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://year9diseases.wikispaces.com/file/view/diarrhea1.jpeg/130167843/diarrhea1.jpeg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;"></span></a></div>Man, that would be enough for today,<br />
i just had great time writing this one,<br />
and hey hey hey hey<br />
wait,<br />
so what's the next plan for blogger meet-up,<br />
Barish ne is waley plan pe toh pani pheir dia,<br />
kisi k pas koi plan, mail me up, i wanna badly meet u people.<br />
and one more things,<br />
1 more week and then EXAMS,<br />
OMG,<br />
and u know what<br />
its the first time in my life, that i am waiting badly for exams:<br />
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<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT4-ERQ1GC8QPd5RPLr989N4PFl-jHP-xMneG0f-C3v5Xsrij0C9g" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" src="http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT4-ERQ1GC8QPd5RPLr989N4PFl-jHP-xMneG0f-C3v5Xsrij0C9g" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">no,!!! its just i am studying these days, yeah :D</span></td></tr>
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Ok, before my mom gets into the room and throws my laptop in the dustbin,<br />
Good bye folks,<br />
hope u had a fun read,<br />
and if not,<br />
Lol u r fucked,<br />
hahaha<br />
that woyld be the:<br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">its not near, it is THE END.<br />
:D</span></td></tr>
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</div></div>ateeq mughalhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05340112571941162663noreply@blogger.com35tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8042834934015490738.post-31271077225486301752011-09-06T10:30:00.000-07:002011-09-06T10:30:45.437-07:00Blah Blah Blah. (part 4)<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.caption-of-the-day.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/049-lets-eat-grandpa.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="220" src="http://www.caption-of-the-day.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/049-lets-eat-grandpa.jpg" width="320" /></a></div>Indeed,<br />
a single comma can save a man's life.<br />
So please avoid these small errors for the sake of lives of people living near you.<br />
Always check what you write,<br />
lol, look who is sayin that,<br />
The guy who just wrote sayin, and is too lazy to write saying.<br />
So, peoplez how are you,<br />
no don't answer that in comments, i ain't that courteous, it was just a formality, neither am your doc.<br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">Crazy, isn't it,<br />
no?<br />
who asked u :P</span></td></tr>
</tbody></table>So do u know, u can create an atom bomb yourself,<br />
yes u can,<br />
u know how,<br />
all u will need is to fart consistently for <span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px;"> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">6 years and 9 months.</span><br />
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<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTfA1KX9_GPcxSc_uwRdT6Ye7nhv8eaLFv_hn0oF5K3WvfeqykQ" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" src="http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTfA1KX9_GPcxSc_uwRdT6Ye7nhv8eaLFv_hn0oF5K3WvfeqykQ" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">I am serious,<br />
search it yourself.</span></td></tr>
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<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRMCgjwtg1QJAN2Puw-3jKjtD-trIpWLCZNi3cQDl52oqR62mylRQ" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" src="http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRMCgjwtg1QJAN2Puw-3jKjtD-trIpWLCZNi3cQDl52oqR62mylRQ" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">it should have been like this:<br />
life isn't about finding yourself an atomic bomb, its about creating one yourself for yourself.</span></td></tr>
</tbody></table>Matlab,:<br />
<div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">"Sab choro bomb phoro".</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">angrez ki nasal:</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">"leave everything, do bombing". :P</span></div><div style="text-align: left;">Oye, wait don't start now, u r in a region where:</div><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT2dD5InbX_j5KwDBwrYQ8ya_WdhKx97GJgts69K3sSNPtg8Hoicg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" src="http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT2dD5InbX_j5KwDBwrYQ8ya_WdhKx97GJgts69K3sSNPtg8Hoicg" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">please!!!!!</span></td></tr>
</tbody></table><div style="text-align: left;">Cos ,</div><div style="text-align: left;">puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnn</div><div style="text-align: left;">Hey i said no farting, asshole!!!!!!</div><div style="text-align: left;">Don't tell me what u have eaten in breakfast, lunch or dinner,</div><div style="text-align: left;">i am really not interested in what u ate.</div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">Farting se yad aya</span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">i remembered this from farting:</span></div><div style="text-align: left;">Once, i went to a shop, which was filled with all crazy stuff,</div><div style="text-align: left;">and there i saw a bag, which produced the 'fart' sound, when pressed.</div><div style="text-align: left;">So all u had to do was to place it on chair and make anyone sit on it, and then:</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.fun-at-work.org/images/Ta%20Da%20(%20c164163_l%20).jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://www.fun-at-work.org/images/Ta%20Da%20(%20c164163_l%20).jpg" width="228" /></a></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">AND THEN:</span></div><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRmDnYfnlDwjCyoDz-jRqbZt_U91_XWzG2WQFigvcHdJzrs2BJwmg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" src="http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRmDnYfnlDwjCyoDz-jRqbZt_U91_XWzG2WQFigvcHdJzrs2BJwmg" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">simply: barhhrhrhrhrhrh</span></td></tr>
</tbody></table><div style="text-align: left;">Ok that was a bit:</div><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTW4OuI9ZEGiZf3EmyMN_py7iJRc_Xm1zU1R6z5drHfNemzBPPDJg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" src="http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTW4OuI9ZEGiZf3EmyMN_py7iJRc_Xm1zU1R6z5drHfNemzBPPDJg" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">Ok!! not a bit but it was totally lame.</span></td></tr>
</tbody></table><div style="text-align: left;">So people, tighten your belts (of pants)</div><div style="text-align: left;">u lost the game,</div><div style="text-align: left;">i never said</div><div style="text-align: left;">Simon says :P</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: left;">Oh yeah, </div><div style="text-align: left;">Areesha bilal tagged me,</div><div style="text-align: left;">and the tag was</div><div style="text-align: left;">i have to search my iPod, (in my case my private memory card), for my favorite songs starting from A to Z.</div><div style="text-align: left;">so, START THE PARTYYYY:</div><div style="text-align: left;">A Airplanes B.O.B ft Hayley Williams, Already taken,</div><div style="text-align: left;">B Beautiful by Eminem</div><div style="text-align: left;">C Cosmic love, Crush by David Archuleta</div><div style="text-align: left;">D Down, Dynamite</div><div style="text-align: left;">E Edge of Glory, e.t by katy perry</div><div style="text-align: left;">F Fireworks, Friday by Rebecca, frozen by lady gaga</div><div style="text-align: left;">G Grenade by bruno mars</div><div style="text-align: left;">H How to love by Lil wayne</div><div style="text-align: left;">I Iktara, </div><div style="text-align: left;">J Just the way u are by Bruno mars</div><div style="text-align: left;">K Khanabadosh London dreams</div><div style="text-align: left;">L Loose yourself, Look at me, Love story</div><div style="text-align: left;">M Marry you by bruno mars</div><div style="text-align: left;">N Not afraid by Eminem</div><div style="text-align: left;">O On the floor, Oh my god by Usher</div><div style="text-align: left;">P Price tag Jessie J, Pretty little liars theme song</div><div style="text-align: left;">Q none</div><div style="text-align: left;">R Rain over me Pitbull, Rapture by nadia ali</div><div style="text-align: left;">S Schiller ft nadia ali, somebody is me, Something bout love</div><div style="text-align: left;">T Tik tok, Tonight by Enrique </div><div style="text-align: left;">U U make me wanna</div><div style="text-align: left;">V none </div><div style="text-align: left;">W wake me up inside, When i am gone, Wavin flag, we will rock you, we r the world</div><div style="text-align: left;">X none</div><div style="text-align: left;">Y Yeah 3x Chris brown</div><div style="text-align: left;">Z Zoosk girl.</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: left;">Atlast i did it.</div><div style="text-align: left;">OMG,</div><div style="text-align: left;">Finally,</div><div style="text-align: left;">So people, today due to too much homework, and no time, this is all i am posting,</div><div style="text-align: left;">hope i at least bought a smile to your faces, if not</div><div style="text-align: left;">what the hell i can do?</div><div style="text-align: left;">and there is one more thing, </div><div style="text-align: left;">ITAG U ALL ON THIS NOW, SO POST ABOUT YOUR FAVORITE SONGS (ALPHABETICALLY)</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS-CKqp_g00J94kglKi4Hfy-srVC9GiYf29gobuy7sdSG9-xW9fSg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS-CKqp_g00J94kglKi4Hfy-srVC9GiYf29gobuy7sdSG9-xW9fSg" /></a></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: left;">and this would be the:</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcThQ8siamBSTz87W9y8d3oIWBidp0i7OVOJ9skqkwUt--zW0XMkiQ" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcThQ8siamBSTz87W9y8d3oIWBidp0i7OVOJ9skqkwUt--zW0XMkiQ" /></a></div><div style="text-align: left;">and, i may not be commenting on your posts, </div><div style="text-align: left;">am really sorry for that, cos i am out of time, but still i do my best to read and post comment on your posts,</div><div style="text-align: left;">if i haven't commented on any of your posts, i am really sorry people, u just don't know how busy i am these days,</div><div style="text-align: left;">and OWAIS i hate you. :@</div></div>ateeq mughalhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05340112571941162663noreply@blogger.com24tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8042834934015490738.post-12807250225365677042011-08-31T12:34:00.000-07:002011-08-31T12:34:16.564-07:00:P :P :P :P<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">Do u know which statement is considered to be the World's best statement?<br />
<div>. . . . </div><div>. . . </div><div>. . </div><div> .</div><div>. . </div><div>. . . </div><div>. . . .</div><div>its:</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">Sab choro bomb phoro:P</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://smsread.com/blog//home/smsreadc/public_html/blog/wp-content/uploads/HLIC/i328.photobucket.com/albums/l336/glamgalz/funzug/imgs/misc/nuclear_bomb_expo_08.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="239" src="http://smsread.com/blog//home/smsreadc/public_html/blog/wp-content/uploads/HLIC/i328.photobucket.com/albums/l336/glamgalz/funzug/imgs/misc/nuclear_bomb_expo_08.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;"><br />
</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">Or like this:</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_0sHoL0ach-k/TQDf5WWwppI/AAAAAAAACFo/YSA_RDX3WBk/s1600/explode.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="240" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_0sHoL0ach-k/TQDf5WWwppI/AAAAAAAACFo/YSA_RDX3WBk/s320/explode.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: left;">For those who r goras or angrez ka bacha, or simply those who can't understand that statement,</div><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRBwJv_XQ532uvWLSXCEEiKGPWQZtwjbu3gJ67F8u-TIjEYffz64g" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" src="http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRBwJv_XQ532uvWLSXCEEiKGPWQZtwjbu3gJ67F8u-TIjEYffz64g" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">Is that my fault?<br />
is that?!!!<br />
no tell me!!!<br />
is that my fault?<br />
</span></td></tr>
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</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: left;">I can surely do nothing,</div><div style="text-align: left;">Except for translating it,</div><div style="text-align: left;">so the translation is:</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: left;">MAN!!! Google doesn't have all the Urdu alphabets, so u can't have the perfect translation, so the most like close meaning statement would be:<br />
<div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">Leave everything, do nothing</span></div><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">ain't i a smart ass. :P</span></td></tr>
</tbody></table><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;"><br />
</span></div>So, why this statement is the best,<br />
cos with this statement U CAN GET AWAY WITH ANYTHING.<br />
from, Pakistan and India relations to student and teacher's conversation . . . . . .<br />
wait, wait, wait and wait.<br />
No its not red light, OOOOPPSSS, SORRRYY<br />
we stop on red light, we wait on amber light,<br />
hahaha,<br />
well, u won't understand it without an example,<br />
would you?<br />
Yeah, i know u aren't a smart ass like me,<br />
for e.g,<br />
many people are debating over<br />
what can be done to strengthen relationship of indians and pakistanis,<br />
but no one like explains the best way,<br />
a dude like me comes and says:<br />
<div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Sab chorro bomb phoro.</span></div><div style="text-align: center;">or, </div><div style="text-align: center;">(for angrez ki bachi)</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">leave everything do nothing. :P</span></div><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">hahahahahahahahhahaha, bwahahahahahahha,<br />
indeed i am a crazy, smart ass,<br />
ahahahahahhaah</span></td></tr>
</tbody></table>I think now u would have embodied this statement in your mind,<br />
so no further explanation needed thus we close this chapter.<br />
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<br />
Well, well.<br />
u know what i typed this statement in 3 different parts, currently while typing this statement, i am on part two, of course u r not stupid, or are you?<br />
No its part means i was quite busy, well actually<br />
i wasn't busy at all.<br />
Yeah, i am at home since 2:30 pm and am like, F.A.L.T.U since then,<br />
am i your servant that i would translate every word for you, Google it.<br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">Google It se Yad aya, </span><br />
have you ever heard someone saying, YAHOO it, or BING it, well i haven't at least,<br />
lol isn't that quite a point to be noted thing,<br />
moreover,<br />
an Optimist always says, that is the enlightened path at the end of this blank cave, that is why u r able to see light in here,<br />
but imagine a pessimist's reply,<br />
Dude it ain't any F***in path, its a train. :P<br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">tell me something i am not aware off, or would it be of, tell me people.</span></td></tr>
</tbody></table><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ4EmyxOxJmBOGgWckts8o1nGnCBkMgLG2FFF3_qOf7XmHarWK1hg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;"></span></a></div>OMG, OMG, God please forgive the reader, he is a big sinner<br />
and me, lol, its not that i am not a sinner, but even Satan feels coy when he is around me.<br />
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<br />
God forgive me toooooooo, i was joking, this reader is the one who makes me type all this stuff, so please, show no mercy towards the reader and throw him/her in the most:<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
BEAUTIFUL PART OF HEAVEN,<br />
please, i won't need a competitive sinner in hell with me.<br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">same expression, just imagine a ganja kabutar (bald pigeon here) </span></td></tr>
</tbody></table>Man,<br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">Hell se yad aya</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">The barber who raped my hairs, </span>u know how much i hate him:<br />
<br />
below are few pictures of how i am lookin like currently:<br />
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<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEivqPxrHaKzSF0o1O1wm1sfUF8huxhE5x_N3u5zuzkeje02V3Dic_6B0o5rPvy5aVhuMzMRABOaGocK_S4HsKOQbVG9cmZdz0HHrm8M6ZJiapzPf8K8y4yOy52i7H1QSjYm8CNzcotEdkQ/s1600/DSCN4005.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="240" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEivqPxrHaKzSF0o1O1wm1sfUF8huxhE5x_N3u5zuzkeje02V3Dic_6B0o5rPvy5aVhuMzMRABOaGocK_S4HsKOQbVG9cmZdz0HHrm8M6ZJiapzPf8K8y4yOy52i7H1QSjYm8CNzcotEdkQ/s320/DSCN4005.JPG" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">&</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiu2RrK5iX5X6Z9gfVCmxv10RpqOei5ZCWuKMSMQmfp8dxmU9kiolt8de7umnwiAUOQFmkSwPZOjvT8DWSpQax1rib_7VdPNR4xVZs5bxTfhoCtR-gC2b52TXVIIbsOHMRuJoTeac2hZvA/s1600/DSCN3998.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiu2RrK5iX5X6Z9gfVCmxv10RpqOei5ZCWuKMSMQmfp8dxmU9kiolt8de7umnwiAUOQFmkSwPZOjvT8DWSpQax1rib_7VdPNR4xVZs5bxTfhoCtR-gC2b52TXVIIbsOHMRuJoTeac2hZvA/s320/DSCN3998.JPG" width="210" /></a></div><div style="text-align: left;">Ok, stop staring at me, </div><div style="text-align: left;">I know how handsome and dashing i am</div><div style="text-align: left;">yes, i am single,</div><div style="text-align: left;">OMG you too,</div><div style="text-align: left;">no no how can i be in a relationship with you,</div><div style="text-align: left;">Oh man u aren't just letting me write, </div><div style="text-align: left;">Ok, OK,</div><div style="text-align: left;">read where u can find me from <a href="http://amdoingwell.blogspot.com/p/hunt-me-on.html"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: x-large;"><b>HERE</b></span></a> and just send me your love card,</div><div style="text-align: left;">The first one gets me. :P</div><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">Hey, don't send ur sandals through the mail</span></td></tr>
</tbody></table><div style="text-align: left;">OMG, OMG, man!!! i started writing this at 2:34pm and its 12:07 currently,</div><div style="text-align: left;">no i wasn't here all the time, as stated before i wrote this in three different parts,</div><div style="text-align: left;">and this is the third and last part,</div><div style="text-align: left;">man, u know how much EIDI i collected today :4000, in a single day,</div><div style="text-align: left;">awesome isn't it, but that's the gross amount,</div><div style="text-align: left;">the net amount, that i have in my pocket is, R.S2460, </div><div style="text-align: left;">i have so much to write but i know people don't read long posts, so i should end this,</div><div style="text-align: left;">Ok, so here i jump high up in the air, cos 60 completed atlast,</div><div style="text-align: left;">no clapping please, and no standing aviation,</div><div style="text-align: left;">please be seated let other have a glance at this beauty too,</div><div style="text-align: left;">and for my followers, </div><div style="text-align: left;">an advice,</div><div style="text-align: left;">u should take my autograph asap cos i don't want to see u people in huge line, in future, </div><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSmAmsJQ6SefiHYR_E3qxkGzQ12O_V46a-Cltilthp4focAYU08" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" src="http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSmAmsJQ6SefiHYR_E3qxkGzQ12O_V46a-Cltilthp4focAYU08" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">yeah, i know that was too much.</span></td></tr>
</tbody></table><div style="text-align: left;">and with this wonder ful staement i end my awkward and lame post,</div><div style="text-align: left;">hope it at least made you smile,</div><div style="text-align: left;">If not,</div><div style="text-align: left;">u should be human for that :P</div><div style="text-align: left;">and the statement:</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white;">"People like you are the reason people like me take pills!"</span></span></div><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">hahahhahahah, hihihihhhahahahihihihahahha</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">am not crazy,</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">but craziest</span><br />
<div style="text-align: left;">and its:</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgZaVZXUnxY7OhDgULmKYWwJyjJiRcowDz1coPGeb_sbedrthmTLKRsHRxJLAucLhh7oZADAXkjgb7Rx_TQEZ3LKW836771BvPM1pJzgSEIl4giegnzJ_yUpCAVaLQqMNmf-mQrenHQyYo/s1600/end1.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="239" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgZaVZXUnxY7OhDgULmKYWwJyjJiRcowDz1coPGeb_sbedrthmTLKRsHRxJLAucLhh7oZADAXkjgb7Rx_TQEZ3LKW836771BvPM1pJzgSEIl4giegnzJ_yUpCAVaLQqMNmf-mQrenHQyYo/s320/end1.JPG" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br />
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</div></div></div>ateeq mughalhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05340112571941162663noreply@blogger.com34tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8042834934015490738.post-33528187575491757122011-08-30T06:30:00.000-07:002011-08-30T06:30:23.424-07:00This was brief<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">Hey people,<br />
hope you are good,<br />
well, i won't lie but since two days my pockets were out of ideas, yeah, i was like, BELLA, blank.<br />
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<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTFB70hQWtSEj17y52rMdLUoKuoDGE5Lb_RIIfFl7hImB972OAEGw" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" src="http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTFB70hQWtSEj17y52rMdLUoKuoDGE5Lb_RIIfFl7hImB972OAEGw" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">yah, like an empty room</span></td></tr>
</tbody></table>But, as according to Mr.Sidney Sheldon,<br />
Nothing lasts forever,<br />
The emptiness too, died today when a beam of ideas stalked my pockets.<br />
Later i was confused about how to plot those ideas here.<br />
without further boring u up,<br />
wait, wait, wait and wait,<br />
no its not red light, nor i want any lift, i just have one question to ask:<br />
HAVE YOU EVER <strike>LOVED SOMEONE SO MUCH YOU GIVE AN ARM FOR</strike> ADMIRED THE SUN RISE?<br />
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<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRRRP3ds9Wl6OSNcIeXPfeulwy34tDx9ZySuZSezByXBTxJJJfo9A" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" src="http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRRRP3ds9Wl6OSNcIeXPfeulwy34tDx9ZySuZSezByXBTxJJJfo9A" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">YEAH, a scene like</span></td></tr>
</tbody></table>You have!!!!<br />
really and u loved it :D<br />
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<br />
<br />
then u know what, u r one hell boring person, and lifeless too.<br />
yuk, u wasted ur half an hour just to see the sun rise, better see my picture daily, lol that would be solar eclipse, but still, yesterday my stupid sister like went to the roof and stood there motionless for 20 minutes seeing that fire ball rise, i was like:<br />
WTF are you doing, gone mad?<br />
That is something dead should admire, we have some more important work to do, yeah that is sleeping. :P<br />
have u heard this quote:<br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"><u><i>"Do not pity the dead, Harry. Pity the living, and, above all, those who live without love."</i></u></span><br />
<div>yeah, by so famous J.K Rowling.</div><div>How stupid, isn't it,</div><div>MAN!!!! have u seen people in love, i would rather sit next to a dead man rather than sitting beside a love-maniac. </div><div>At least dead would finally slap me and tell me to shut the hell up but the lover would hear my Cinderella story for ages and at the end would ask, WAS CINDERELLA FEMALE OR MALE?</div><div>F*** u for that.</div><div>Before my NAM KA ROZA (so called fasting) gets ruined and then hell becomes my residence, i should get to the post.</div><div>WAIT, WAIT, WAIT AND WAIT,</div><div>no i don't have any questions but an announcement.</div><div>This post of mine is dedicated to:</div><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://my-littlee-secrets.blogspot.com/"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: x-large;"><b>AMAN</b></span></a> </div><div style="text-align: left;">MY 50th follower.</div><div style="text-align: left;">Well, i love all my followers equally but as she was the 50th one, the one follower i waited most desperately for, so here is this small:</div><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">THANK YOU, from deep deep part of my heart<br />
(lol, that would be cells, come a bit above, yeah that's good now, u r in the core).<br />
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</tbody></table><div style="text-align: left;">and if you aren't following her, check her blog out and follow this awesome blogger.</div><div style="text-align: left;">and i want to like tell you about three awesome new bloggers u need to follow,</div><div style="text-align: left;">so here they are:</div><div style="text-align: left;"><ol style="text-align: left;"><li><a href="http://umna-khan.blogspot.com/"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;"><b>UMNA KHAN</b></span></a> , Rather than you waste time here reading what i know about her, click her name and check out her deepest-awesome blog, if i compare her to any known blogger, i have got 2, AAISHA and Flood Gates Of Feeling. This girl is good with rhymes, good with words, good with her creative lines, good with emotions, that she adds in her poems, to sum it up, she is an awesome writer, just visit her blog and don't hesitate to click on the follow button.</li>
<li><b style="color: red; font-size: x-large;"><a href="http://hopelesslyclutteredsoul.blogspot.com/"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">MAHNOOR</span></a> </b>I know, people are mostly attracted to blogs based on randomness these days, cos it gives a bit of smile on the reader's face and things can be related easily, so if you want to add, nopt if, u do want to add a random yet epicaly kewl blog to your reading list, just don't think, follow her. U still here, click her name and go. or read this post first and then u can visit her. :P</li>
<li><a href="http://serenedove.blogspot.com/"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">LOVE</span></a> This blog is good for those who read stuff on daily basis, ya she posts daily (mashallah), and her posts are a class apart with sweet sweet topics and sweet sweet text, which would surely make u daily pay a visit to her blog, go and be her follower.</li>
</ol>Ok, now i can start with my post,</div><div style="text-align: left;">Today's post is based on:</div><div style="text-align: left;"><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">SHOPPING.</span></div><div style="text-align: left;">Yeah, again, </div><div style="text-align: left;">cos recently i went to shopping again and there i saw this:</div><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ7ZSL_VSfN6THOA0JbAKTpTbRk_2DLzaqk31QUxa7IUz6EW-Hq4w" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" src="http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ7ZSL_VSfN6THOA0JbAKTpTbRk_2DLzaqk31QUxa7IUz6EW-Hq4w" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">poncho</span></td></tr>
</tbody></table><div style="text-align: left;">Ok, ya i know how beautiful it is, but</div><div style="text-align: left;">WHAT THE HELL IS BEAUTIFUL IN IT?</div><div style="text-align: left;">man, my sister wasted R.S3,360 for this thing, and when she was buying it, i burst out in my loudest voice, saying:</div><div style="text-align: left;">"Are u insane? get me a cloth of your choice and i will make u one for free".</div><div style="text-align: left;">When i said that the sales woman of the shop gave me those looks, which clearly meant:</div><div style="text-align: center;">"Better keep ur mouth shut, asshole, u don't know the beauty of this dress".</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">&</span></div><div style="text-align: center;">instead of giving her looks of, "BEAUTY, MY ASS", i gave he looks of:</div><div style="text-align: center;">"Your place or mine".</div><div style="text-align: center;">and she gave me the look:</div><div style="text-align: center;">"Lets do it here,"</div><div style="text-align: center;">i was like:</div><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhXES2yprSCPZtO1iyFaK3_RtaixRhFchpA93sEdopNvpmpy_0TcCIH8YmGDNgnzkt_x8ywHJjdi4Rf3GADRcAAgHhY-tCtRpZ4XEHhYuIHIAcUpVZMnhiJS1oHSfjNMxXMmMPmHWUHVz8/s320/running_away.gif" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhXES2yprSCPZtO1iyFaK3_RtaixRhFchpA93sEdopNvpmpy_0TcCIH8YmGDNgnzkt_x8ywHJjdi4Rf3GADRcAAgHhY-tCtRpZ4XEHhYuIHIAcUpVZMnhiJS1oHSfjNMxXMmMPmHWUHVz8/s320/running_away.gif" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">yeah, BHAGOOOOO:P</span></td></tr>
</tbody></table><div style="text-align: left;">In the end, my stupid sister bought the dress, and i was shocked and the sales woman rocked.</div><div style="text-align: left;">Man!!!</div><div style="text-align: left;">i was crazy the whole time after that, </div><div style="text-align: left;">i mean what was beautiful that made my sister so tempting for her,</div><div style="text-align: left;">just a piece of cloth stitched in the middle, who the hell can't make one like that.</div><div style="text-align: left;">So the final most conclusion:</div><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://cdnimg.visualizeus.com/thumbs/5d/66/funny,girls,google,humor,humour,lol,stupid,women-5d66ae5c9c51f266e180b6d7a83bda7c_m.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" src="http://cdnimg.visualizeus.com/thumbs/5d/66/funny,girls,google,humor,humour,lol,stupid,women-5d66ae5c9c51f266e180b6d7a83bda7c_m.jpg" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">now that's EPIC.</span></td></tr>
</tbody></table><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: x-large;">Stupid se yad aya:</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: x-large;">PATHAN</span></div><div style="text-align: left;">Note: This pathan based stuff is just included with an aim for adding some humor in this post, nothing personal, and if you are a pathan,:</div><div style="text-align: left;">IS that MY FAULT?</div><div style="text-align: left;">and, for indians, you can compare pathans to your sikhs</div><div style="text-align: left;">and the people from west, u can simply think of blondes.</div><div style="text-align: left;">Blondes, aren't they chic, (females), </div><div style="text-align: left;">yeah indeed they are more beautiful then brunets, </div><div style="text-align: left;">urghh, hate distractions, so </div><div style="text-align: left;">PATHANS,</div><div style="text-align: left;">When we did all the shopping, we went to the place where we had parked our car, the car was in its place but behind us, a Pathan had parked his,</div><div style="text-align: left;">Just imagine height of his stupidity, that it was clearly mentioned,</div><div style="text-align: left;">NO DOUBLE PARKING.</div><div style="text-align: left;">over there, yet still he parked his and moreover behind ours.</div><div style="text-align: left;">Good thing, he was in his car, Bad thing he shouldn't have been there,</div><div style="text-align: left;">WHY?</div><div style="text-align: left;">cos when i went to that ass hole, </div><div style="text-align: left;">Ok read the active conversation:</div><div style="text-align: left;">Me: Uncle, can u please reverse your car, we r leaving u can park it at our place</div><div style="text-align: left;">Asshair: What?</div><div style="text-align: left;">Me: repeated what i just said</div><div style="text-align: left;">Asshair: Just wait for five minutes, my wife is coming and we would leave</div><div style="text-align: left;">Me: i am not saying u to go, just reverse a little bit, as soon as we leave u can park yours at our place,</div><div style="text-align: left;">Asshair: just wait for five minutes</div><div style="text-align: left;">Me: why should i wait when u r here, i am not asking u to leave, just reverse</div><div style="text-align: left;">Asshair: and i am saying u to stay</div><div style="text-align: left;">By then my mother was there too, and two guys (the guys responsible for parking) were there too and all of us were telling him the same thing, but for some reason that hair of ass wasn't getting it</div><div style="text-align: left;">In the end i was like hell furious and i kicked his door, he came out, we had a fight not the real one, just verbal and as those guys were backing us, his wife came,</div><div style="text-align: left;">and what happened, </div><div style="text-align: left;">She took the keys from her husband, they both sat in the car, and minute later the lady drove the car away,</div><div style="text-align: left;">and again:</div><div style="text-align: left;">Ateeq was shocked and pathan rocked.</div><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">YEAH, I was expression less.</span></td></tr>
</tbody></table><div style="text-align: left;">and do u know:</div><div style="text-align: left;">ONCE a pathan wanted to smoke, he searched for mtches but he didn't find so what he did was, he blew the candle and went to sleep. :P</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTeuB33CKqyP_RKy_rCnhKsGE6kzjqEDI8iAxpPWTncbwpvaRPI7w" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" src="http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTeuB33CKqyP_RKy_rCnhKsGE6kzjqEDI8iAxpPWTncbwpvaRPI7w" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">lol, you too</span></td></tr>
</tbody></table><div style="text-align: left;">OMG, that's 6:30 p.m, gotta rush upstairs for iftar, and one more thing</div><div style="text-align: left;">My barber raped my hairs once more, he made me Akon. :(</div><div style="text-align: left;">i will post about it later,</div><div style="text-align: left;">and to all muslims around the globe:</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://pkscoop.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Eid-Mubarak-2011-Wallpapers-300x225.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://pkscoop.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Eid-Mubarak-2011-Wallpapers-300x225.jpg" /></a></div><div style="text-align: left;">This was a really short post, but still hope u enjoyed it,</div><div style="text-align: left;">and if not,</div><div style="text-align: left;">WTF, u think i am an entertainer entertaining u without getting paid :P</div><div style="text-align: left;">enjoy the eid people and do remember me in your prayers. :D</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://security.cms.vt.vprod.cdc.nicusa.com/sites/security/files/sign-hacked.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="224" src="http://security.cms.vt.vprod.cdc.nicusa.com/sites/security/files/sign-hacked.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">simply:</span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">THE END.</span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">O</span>h my god, how could i end this without saying hello to my new followers,'</div><div style="text-align: left;">hey peoples.</div></div></div>ateeq mughalhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05340112571941162663noreply@blogger.com31tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8042834934015490738.post-54753227329553375872011-08-26T21:12:00.000-07:002011-08-26T21:12:53.697-07:00Undescribaly Dabang dude.<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">Here comes the bowler, he jumps, throws the ball, OMG its a yorker but ATEEQ comes forward, makes it a fool-toss, hits hard toward the square leg, its huge, will it be taken, NO man!!!1 its really high up in the air, the ball crosses the boundary, it passes the crowd, it ain't coming down, OMG, its out of the ground into the nearby flats, its HUGE six, NO its a HUGE 8, marvelous shot with ultimate perfection, that is why the score board maintainer gives him 8 for that.<br />
Its Ateeq's first fifty, marvelous innings, and he moves from 46 to 54.<br />
Astounding performance, though the start wasn't good enough till 12 <strike>posts</strike> balls but in the end, he ends up with 50<br />
Ok no clapping please and no standing aviation,<br />
<table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSS_1WahFUwh3i6O4AzrIr4n3g44M34RjqheWBwCpUOAqom8MkWMw" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" src="http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSS_1WahFUwh3i6O4AzrIr4n3g44M34RjqheWBwCpUOAqom8MkWMw" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">OI, what happened to u guys?</span></td></tr>
</tbody></table>U know how I feel, I feel like:<br />
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<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRbiYViUaxbzUwEB2wq5rnw0sW1lVpt_VCyMcLtKEyExb4IpgxswQ" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" src="http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRbiYViUaxbzUwEB2wq5rnw0sW1lVpt_VCyMcLtKEyExb4IpgxswQ" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">at LAST I did it.</span></td></tr>
</tbody></table>and:<br />
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<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/270039_250401934975141_100000160091183_1249420_1868141_n.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/270039_250401934975141_100000160091183_1249420_1868141_n.jpg" width="253" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">YAIIIIIIIIIIIIII.</span></td></tr>
</tbody></table>AHH, so I have at last completed level one.<br />
ThANK YOU PEOPLE FOR UR SUPPORT.<br />
and u know this happiness led me to propose a girl (chek out the conversation that took place) :<br />
ME, sweetheart would u love to see a broken heart or would u love me till my heart breaks<br />
SHE: ASSHOLE. should i beat u with a broken sandal or should i beat u till my sandal breaks. :P<br />
i was like:<br />
<table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhXES2yprSCPZtO1iyFaK3_RtaixRhFchpA93sEdopNvpmpy_0TcCIH8YmGDNgnzkt_x8ywHJjdi4Rf3GADRcAAgHhY-tCtRpZ4XEHhYuIHIAcUpVZMnhiJS1oHSfjNMxXMmMPmHWUHVz8/s1600/running_away.gif" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhXES2yprSCPZtO1iyFaK3_RtaixRhFchpA93sEdopNvpmpy_0TcCIH8YmGDNgnzkt_x8ywHJjdi4Rf3GADRcAAgHhY-tCtRpZ4XEHhYuIHIAcUpVZMnhiJS1oHSfjNMxXMmMPmHWUHVz8/s320/running_away.gif" width="300" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">BHAGOOOOOOOO</span></td></tr>
</tbody></table><br />
and u know what, like 2 days before, i was stuck with 46 followers, and i was so angry and sad, that i thought that i won't blog again but after getting mentioned in the blogs of:<br />
<br />
<ol style="text-align: left;"><li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><a href="http://prettychimera.blogspot.com/"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Daaneiia</span></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"> </span></span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"><a href="http://komalnadeem.blogspot.com/"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">KN</span></a> </span></span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"><a href="http://arfa-ezazi.blogspot.com/"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Ezazi</span></a> </span></span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"><a href="http://mycupppaaacofffeee.blogspot.com/"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Ridx</span></a> </span></span></li>
</ol>( I know i have missed some names, that is not because i don't love u guys but because i don't remember ur blog urls' otherwise i have posted u up here, i am so sorry. )<br />
Yup, so after getting mentioned in around 7 or 8 awesome blogs, i had a thought that i don't really need more followers, i have some really awesome people following me and i am so stupid that i decided to leave blogging,<br />
Fuck me, man!!!<br />
( no not really, joking, i don't wanna walk like am dancing) :P<br />
but yesterday as i clicked on my blog link i was startled to see:<br />
<div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">54 followers!!!!!!!!</span></div><div style="text-align: left;">i refreshed the page three times and when for the third time i csaw 54 followers, i went to the third floor of my house and </div><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcReSgwbpCka6PI_jTGRsbTJsuKKaepIxgLBCykfQ2cIBCTBVmsRAA" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" src="http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcReSgwbpCka6PI_jTGRsbTJsuKKaepIxgLBCykfQ2cIBCTBVmsRAA" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">Down came ateeq and washed incy wincy out, :P</span></td></tr>
</tbody></table><br />
but, i hate my cat soo much,<br />
ahe rescued me, she like took me in her arms and then we had :<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR9_FFSMDu_afpVYapyJ0e-KdSmbRhnkll5h0I1i_hmflfs8wp-vA" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR9_FFSMDu_afpVYapyJ0e-KdSmbRhnkll5h0I1i_hmflfs8wp-vA" /></a></div>YESHHH, romance a song and then she threw me away :(<br />
(this was the same cat i once dated).<br />
so, i was saved finally i came back went to the fridge, took the bowl of custard out and dipped my head in it, then used Hershey's chocolate sauce over it, there wasn't enough custard layer to hold the wafers so my nostrils did the job of holding them and made a whole custard of my self but as i turned back i was greeted with a flying slipper that hit me directly on my nose and the wafers went in, :(<br />
yah, it was my cruel sister who hit me with that wooden slipper,<br />
and since then i am planning aboout how to kill her, please do tell me if u have any super awesome idea through which i can kill her and get out clean without C.I.D catching me and that Daya making a curry of me.<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTughEuATCXs_RbOOE7qZPNmOkZi20sA6bhnafv31rbscjqQ3xKoA" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTughEuATCXs_RbOOE7qZPNmOkZi20sA6bhnafv31rbscjqQ3xKoA" /></a></div>yeah, so recently when i was sneaking at your blogs, there was one thing i noticed:<br />
<div style="text-align: left;"></div><ol style="text-align: left;"><li>Girls are talkin mainly these days about love marriage and happy the ends..</li>
</ol>LOVE GURU is here and u people are searching for love without me..:P<br />
<div style="text-align: left;">I can't really explain what marriage is but i could do so indirectly through telling u the difference between love and arrange marriage.</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: left;">When around 20 people from your family pushes u off a cliff like this:</div><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcROYR3A169cqSYcq-OHnt5vcRmUAQxi0Ms5e2uTu3Xxs3o5xR-O" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" src="http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcROYR3A169cqSYcq-OHnt5vcRmUAQxi0Ms5e2uTu3Xxs3o5xR-O" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">Its arrange marriage</span></td></tr>
</tbody></table><div style="text-align: left;"><br />
</div>and when u yourself jumps off a cliff like this:<br />
<table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTcFyIhOGgz8s_Wqb1KMxKSqWtto2xGJC4-mSFNgXmI93LjAwmP" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" src="http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTcFyIhOGgz8s_Wqb1KMxKSqWtto2xGJC4-mSFNgXmI93LjAwmP" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">Its love marriage.</span></td></tr>
</tbody></table>Final conclusion marriage is like falling off a cliff,<br />
so still u wanna marry, YESSS!!!!!! ok go for it, but i would say<br />
<table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRFviynkU9ahCYPAovQeE6APbmHC7U3JEQSH8fp0hv-0Nfuc4E4" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" src="http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRFviynkU9ahCYPAovQeE6APbmHC7U3JEQSH8fp0hv-0Nfuc4E4" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">fuck off to marriage</span></td></tr>
</tbody></table>Not because i am afraid to jump off a cliff, i truly love thrill but because all the hot girls would get married to someone else and i would have to then marry a girl like this:<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTZ1N1UVCNqiL-z5OvKbKaOIie0iUVkcp8UGRNvhZmLeRtnXgw8jQ" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTZ1N1UVCNqiL-z5OvKbKaOIie0iUVkcp8UGRNvhZmLeRtnXgw8jQ" /></a></div>LOL, well the fact is, u r all same like this, but some know how to use cosmetics well :P<br />
That is why the percentage of deaths in men is more than women<br />
why?????<br />
cos its hard for even the angel of death to recognize u without make up. :P<br />
Until and unless i find a right girl for me, the tafrih one, i am gonna keep humiliating girls in evey way i can, and its a Pledge.<br />
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</tbody></table>Its been like hell too much for me,<br />
all the girls i get to know personally are either the 'JEE' saying ones, the normal perverts or either if i do get one good girl she says: 'I am commited or i am in a relationship".<br />
to hell all of you, there are like <span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white; line-height: 16px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 12px;"> </span><b style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: Verdana; font-size: 12px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;">3,301,112,087 </b><span style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;">this much women party living in this world and not a single for me.</span></span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white; line-height: 16px;"><span style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;">Hate u allll.....</span></span></span><br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">am i :/, I really don't care</span></td></tr>
</tbody></table><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 16px;">Ok so end this cos i have got more girls following me and i don't want sandals appearing out of my laptop, so it would be a super awesome happy ending with lots of wishes to all my followers i love u all, u guys really mean a whole world to me.</span><br />
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</tbody></table><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 16px;">arghhhhhh, i just forgot again:</span><br />
<div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 16px;">The recent book i got my hands on.</span></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 16px;">yeah, so this time i have a great classic book for you all,if you want to read something simple and relaxing and good for your mind.</span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 16px;">Just get this:</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSxFI1lr15Qq-EYVazKDIC4lS50pf-g7LzZLOn1dZSUVjTAd-Xpyg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSxFI1lr15Qq-EYVazKDIC4lS50pf-g7LzZLOn1dZSUVjTAd-Xpyg" /></a></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 16px;">I really enjoyed this novel, i just loved how the author connected a single guy's life with so many people.</span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 16px;">You would surely too enjoy it</span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 16px;">ONE MORE THING:</span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 16px;">Did u notice the title of this post, </span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 16px;">this is the title <a href="http://arfa-ezazi.blogspot.com/"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: x-large;"><b>she</b></span></a> gave me, i just don't have enough words to thank her and if you aren't following her, that is really bad cos u r really missing something undescribably awesome,</span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 16px;">and she even awarded me with this:</span></div><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">Thank you ARFA, i just heart ur blog toooooooo.</span></td></tr>
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</span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 16px;">ALAS, it is officially:</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.moosaic.imonfort.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/20091231-IMG_4872-HappyEnd.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="203" src="http://www.moosaic.imonfort.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/20091231-IMG_4872-HappyEnd.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 16px;">and i will always love you people,</span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 16px;"><br />
</span></div></div>ateeq mughalhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05340112571941162663noreply@blogger.com47tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8042834934015490738.post-12411318178267021692011-08-21T20:26:00.000-07:002011-08-21T20:26:58.479-07:00dON'T GO for topic.<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">3 days<br />
total sleep taken:<br />
10 hours and 20 minutes.<br />
obvious conclusion:<br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">Exhausted like hell.</span><br />
Symptoms of asthma and migraine are quite obvious,<br />
dark spots have formed beneath my eyes and i hope my family isn't thinking that i am a heavy masturbator (off course not).<br />
So i am gonna take some sleep cos i don't have anything in my pockets, not even my rocket (firecracker), webs are hanging in them.<br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">posted by ateeq mughal, yesterday.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">But today am back in </span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">A.C.T.I.ON..</span><br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">Fast like a cheetah, strong like a lion. :D</span></td></tr>
</tbody></table>To determine the height of my freshness read this:<br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">4 men in prison<br />
cell:<br />
a rapist<br />
a murderer<br />
a psycho<br />
and a gay.<br />
...............<br />
rapist: If there's a cat here, i'd fuck it<br />
til it dies.<br />
murderer: once you're done, i'd<br />
torture it to death.<br />
psycho: once it's dead, i'd fuck it till i<br />
die!<br />
.<br />
.<br />
the gay in the corner very softly says…<br />
meooww :D :D</span><br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">That is really an awkward laugh. :/</span></td></tr>
</tbody></table><div>U know what:</div><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">Only he is not lughing. :(</span></td></tr>
</tbody></table><div>U know why:</div><div>cos of CONSTIPATION. he ain't had potty during his life,</div><div>so everything inside him is:</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">Stucked in the moment....with you. :P</span></div><div style="text-align: left;">So he can't really move his thirty muscles,</div><div style="text-align: left;">what? oh 30 Muscles for what?</div><div style="text-align: left;">lol u don't know u excercis eur thirty muscles while laughing. :P</div><div style="text-align: left;">So u don't really know his situation,</div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">SITUATION se yad aya:</span></div><div style="text-align: left;">these days, while i am reading blog of especially Paki blogs, i have noticed one thing, people do care about the country and its current situation, </div><div style="text-align: left;">OK, am not gonna tell u do'z and don'ts, no i really don't type all that stuff, if u want that i can tell u pretty awesome links for stuff like this.</div><div style="text-align: left;">A small note for my new followers:</div><div style="text-align: left;">dudes and dudians (female), While u r on my blog, u r not allowed to think, cos the writer himslef doesn't thinks when he is here, the reason, coz every one around u would be there to tell u smart things but no one would polish ur stupidity and i really love stupidity, so if u wanna laugh out loud, u r most welcome and if u r practicing to control ur breath u r welcome too but if u r coming here to grasp something, i am sure u r wasting ur time.</div><div style="text-align: left;">So back to my point, lol i jst violated the rule my self, POINT, it would make u think.</div><div style="text-align: left;">So back to shit, yeah that's better,</div><div style="text-align: left;">The shit is, last night i was thinking (not here). about the current situation of Pakistan and one thing hit me hard seriously:</div><div style="text-align: left;">Imagine if QUAID-E-AZAM gets his life back to do a single thing, what it would be?</div><div style="text-align: left;">.</div><div style="text-align: left;">.</div><div style="text-align: left;">.</div><div style="text-align: left;">.</div><div style="text-align: left;">.</div><div style="text-align: left;">.</div><div style="text-align: left;">.</div><div style="text-align: left;">.simple, he would return Pakistan back to Britishers with a letter of Sorry. :D</div><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">LAME!!!!! </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: small;"><strike>YEAH</strike> NO IT WASN'T. :P</span></td></tr>
</tbody></table><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQv-u9I4QC9pyR-lVbwzzjjyhAIThqAF6tQVXcOwdKf1lF7WiCR" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;"></span></a></div><div style="text-align: left;">Ok, u can call me a bad citizen and throw me out of here. :P</div><div style="text-align: left;">into Afghanistan, i will play live call of duty there :P</div><div style="text-align: left;">in shalwar and kameez...:D</div><div style="text-align: left;">That is really bad, u guys would surely make end in hell. :P</div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">BAD </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">SE YAD AYA:</span></div><div style="text-align: left;">U Know what i really don't hate the politicians of Pakistan more than i hate these people who puke out of their windows while being on buses, cars or any other vehicles.</div><div style="text-align: left;">Its really disgusting man!!!!!!hate it,</div><div style="text-align: left;">and i am gonna start a demonstration for that, </div><div style="text-align: left;">why?</div><div style="text-align: left;">well that is all happening in Pakistan these days, every one is out on the roads, so why not me.</div><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">ewwwwwwww, imagine someone eating it ...ewwwwwwwwwww, am disgusting.....hahahaha</span></td></tr>
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</div><div style="text-align: left;">lol, that gave me a nausea, u just saw one, i saw hundred and then i had to choose the <strike>best</strike> disgusting one.<br />
We don't need a reason obviously to hate this, but still i am gonna share what makes me hate it more than Paki politicians.:<br />
Once i was riding my bike, well as a teenager i am a maniac rider, and anything i drive usually ends at mechanic's shop, urghhhhh, i am a good distractor. :P<br />
so while i was riding my bike, i crossed a bus and just as i was crossing the bus, a man puked out of his window and i was the one who caught his shit, it was all over me......my shirt, pants, mouth hairs, everything was like dipped in it...<br />
i just want to meet that guy once in my life, i really don't know what am gonna do to him, but whatever it would be it would be rally BAD.<br />
Am gonna teach every one who pules a good lesson...<br />
OMG, <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">Lesson se yad aya:</span><br />
Yesterday one of my teacher was charged for breaking the signal, she wasn't asked to do anything first, but as she gave an explanation that she was a teacher and was being late for class, and that all blah blah blah,<br />
the policeman said:<br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">"I was waiting for this moment from my childhood. Please take out a paer and write a thousand times, I WONT DO THAT AGAIN".</span><br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">teacher shocked, policeman rocked. :D</span></td></tr>
</tbody></table>I think i have typed a good amount of stuff to make u laugh,<br />
well if u won't laugh on this one....What can i do, only humans are given an ability to laugh::D<br />
Well that is not the 'the end'<br />
cos, I have still got two things left:<br />
<div style="text-align: left;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><ol style="text-align: left;"><li>To my followers, i really thank you all for the awesome support and comments u guys posted. am really glad that i have at least proved one statement to be wrong, yeah, there is a quote that 'a man never chooses his family himself ". whoever said that, sorry man, but i have choosen my followers my self and they are part of my family, SO PLZ, F*** OFF.</li>
<li>The book i recently got my hands one is:</li>
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Yeah that is the one,<br />
<div style="text-align: left;">well i won't tell u the story for sure, but if u are in a mood to read a real thriller and some extra awesome strategies of how to escape prison and some great work u should get this.</div><div style="text-align: left;">well this would rocket u from the first page to last faster than u have ever read before, that defines this book.</div><div style="text-align: left;">well, i should disclose a little about it:</div><div style="text-align: left;">Its a story of a marine who was accused of killing his wife and her boyfriend and was put into one of the most dangerous prison which guarantees that no one can escape it. This guy finds a way out.</div><div style="text-align: left;">That is all i want u to read, god bless u all and now it would be the:</div><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
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</tbody></table><div style="text-align: left;">HOPE U ENJOYED BEING HERE.</div></div></div>ateeq mughalhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05340112571941162663noreply@blogger.com48tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8042834934015490738.post-42105319301046196662011-08-19T21:38:00.000-07:002011-08-20T11:18:03.634-07:00AND, Its for all of you.<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">I really never thought i would be posting this so soon<br />
<div>but, i just can't help it.</div><div>so today its:</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">AWARD CEREMONY :D</span></div><div style="text-align: left;">YEAHHHHHHHH.</div><div style="text-align: left;">Clapping*</div><div style="text-align: left;">ok thank you:</div><div style="text-align: left;">to present the awards to some of the best people on Earth i call upon stage, Ateeq Mughal, (hey, idiot get ur ass on the stage) :P</div><div style="text-align: left;">ok without wasting any more time, let the Party begin :D</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiFhgEI3ndnHD_YGYzwM9mWZMUsUwbMxMt85lx7zjYrcoAM1og3TgJgGLRn5WNLqI7YwvG6tYWn2bBNkyJlWTZCziETM_VZE3AHQbuN3sXS47zfx1kMlVbbFuPjGJMhAgVN6p4bHR-HNi0/s1600/I_love_blog_award.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiFhgEI3ndnHD_YGYzwM9mWZMUsUwbMxMt85lx7zjYrcoAM1og3TgJgGLRn5WNLqI7YwvG6tYWn2bBNkyJlWTZCziETM_VZE3AHQbuN3sXS47zfx1kMlVbbFuPjGJMhAgVN6p4bHR-HNi0/s1600/I_love_blog_award.jpg" /></a></div><div style="text-align: left;">This would be the first, cos lots of people are sharing it:</div><div style="text-align: left;"><ol style="text-align: left;"><li style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://hamza-the-philosophaster.blogspot.com/" style="color: red; font-size: x-large; font-weight: bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">HBL</span></a><b style="color: red; font-size: x-large;"> </b>Do i really need to give a reason for why i love this guy's blog? Yeah, i don't need to. Well this guy is really born to be a blogger, not only a blogger but to be a writer, the way he write, OMG, i still remember his cigarette wali story, that was like the best short story i have ever written but he is not getting this award for only that story this one is for all of his work. keep rocking dude. Moreover everything u read on my blog, he is the backbone of it, he is the one who brought me to blogger and i really thank him for that, i wish u were a girl, i would have proposed u to marry me, but you see it can't be logically and legally possible, so u can still have my heart and eat it. :D</li>
<li style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://prettychimera.blogspot.com/"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;"><b>DAANEIIA</b></span></a> Firstly, i hope i spell that right, if yes thanks to god, if know then do let me know. Randomness, awesomeness, creativity, humor and what else does i need to tell u guys how awesome her blog is. Well the blog and the author both are super awesome, smart like superman, WHAT? yeah superman was smart, he used to wear underwear over his pants, smart ass he showed what color he is wearing. Even if i am wearing the million dollar one no one would know what's inside :D. Her blog is really kinda good luck charm for me, cos since she got here, i am getting followers and my stat shows i am having more people from her blog. :D first it was Furee kat from where the stalkers came, but she outrun her by sending 12 of her followers to me. :D.</li>
<li style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large; font-weight: bold;"><a href="http://aquastudio.blogspot.com/"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">VIYA</span></a> </span><span class="Apple-style-span">A blog filled with random thing which are presented as awesome-ly as possible and a blog which would always remain in my favorites. Tell u one thing there are really few people who get my replies on comments and u r one of them. :D, I really love this blog, and in a day almost every time i switch my laptop on, i pay a visit to this blog. The author is one of the sweetest people alive on Earth and i really enjoy posting comments on her blog.</span></li>
<li style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large; font-weight: bold;"><a href="http://komalnadeem.blogspot.com/"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">KN</span></a> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span">She loves TWIX. Do i need to add something more, Hell i do, :D. She really have a stone heart, she watches horror movies like i watch Tom and Jerry, :P. Her blog is kinda magnet, it attracts me towards itself every time i want to smile. She is EPICLY cool girl, and u can't find a girl more energetic in words than her. Moreover she is really sweet and supportive, and i really adore her and her blog.</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;"><b> </b></span></span></li>
<li style="text-align: center;"><b style="color: red; font-size: x-large;"><a href="http://arfa-ezazi.blogspot.com/"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">EZAZI</span></a> </b>If Michael Jackson is the king of pop. she is the queen her, she is on blogging since june 2011 but in this short span of time, she now rules over 74 hearts. :P lol i have got all the information, the best part about her way of writing is how she uses the things under *, they are more hilarious than Russell Peters's comedy is. Her doodles are way too awesome her Ninja mode, OMG i heard The mortal combat team would be hiring her soon.</li>
<li style="text-align: center;"><b style="color: red; font-size: x-large;"><a href="http://18downingstreet.blogspot.com/"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">OVAIS</span></a> </b>First of all, what's the story behind Cheeku, :P, i was dying to ask this question :D, lol, whenever i need to laugh out so loud and so much that my stomach starts hurting, the best place is this guy's blog, he would be one of the most decent guy's i have ever known and i just love this guy's blog. If u need to get ur self ahstma, u can surely pay a visit to his blog, the pictures there would surely give u one.</li>
<li style="text-align: center;"><b style="color: red; font-size: x-large;"><a href="http://faryalh.blogspot.com/"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Faryal</span></a> </b>The most awesomest thing that makes me love this girl's blog is her posts which are rich in never heard words, yeah she's got the perfect vocabulary and the way she uses her words it's awesome, i do remember the first post i read on your blog was a letter to Quaid-e-Azam and that is one of the my sll time favorite post on blogger.</li>
<li style="text-align: center;"><b style="color: red; font-size: x-large;"><a href="http://soontobeahappyending.blogspot.com/"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">a*</span></a> </b>Be prepare to dive in one of the most deepest ocean of words in this world, reading posts at this blog is like diving into a deep blue sea and exploring every single weed with naked eye. Her words and the way she constructs a sentence is something i won't be able to do even if i practice it for 10 yeaars in a row, that deepness makes me love ur blog.</li>
<li style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://assmkhan.blogspot.com/"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">ASMA</span></b></a> This girl is maintaining a one of a kind blog, i adore her Islamic knowledge and the lovely way she puts it together, her blog contains a theme, a meaning and an idea that makes me love her blog, Stay blessed, i love sayig this :D.</li>
<li style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large; font-weight: bold;"><a href="http://aasiyahrising.blogspot.com/"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">AASIYAH</span></a> </span><span class="Apple-style-span">Like Asma, this girl to manages to right so many good things with awesome awesome messages in them, her blog seems the most sensitive blog to me on the blogger and i don't really think much before typing anything on any other blog but i really do check what am posting at this blog, i have just read two of her posts but still they made me her fan.</span></li>
<li style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span"><a href="http://mycupppaaacofffeee.blogspot.com/"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;"><b>RIDX</b></span></a> Her blog is really a cupppaaacofffee, stronger than any other coffee in the world and relaxing too, she wants to own a beach, i wish she gets one day and her last post about the day she would spend there, was so recreational that i really wish i own a beach too.</span></li>
<li style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span"><a href="http://andweshout.blogspot.com/"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">MISHI</span></b></a> The WOMEN blogger (note: in one of my posts i mentioned how much i hate women, but i would really say that she is an exception). lol, forgot to state, she is the only blogger on thsi tiny plannet who calls me KID, and i like it, the reason i love her blog are her long long posts, usually i don't really read long posts or if i do, i just skip some parts and capture the main theme, but i don't really remember the last time i skipped even a para of her post. Moreover she got creativity in her mind, i truly love the pictures u have posted on the right side of ur blog</span></li>
<li style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span"><a href="http://myincompletechronicles.blogspot.com/"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;"><b>NOSTALGIC</b></span></a> The thing that makes me love her blog are the statements that she gets from her awesome medula or cerebellum, whoever does the thinking part, her sentences are like completed in every word, the emptiness she creates i just can't tell how awesome-ly she writes. i just can't define the Epicness</span></li>
<li style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span"><a href="http://kiranashraf.blogspot.com/"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;"><b>KIRAN</b></span></a> I have read like only her single post but am like wanting more from her, her last post was just four lines long but it was something coming from some really deep deep thinking mind, am not disclosing it here, check it out yourselves.</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span"><a href="http://insomniastrikes.blogspot.com/"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;"><b>PURPLE MIST</b></span></a> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #d9bceb; color: #4e004d; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">I would say I love to walk in the rain but can't do that here because of the acid rain :P ,</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #4e004d;"> </span></span></span><span style="background-color: #d9bceb;"></span></span>I still laugh on this statement, she is really awesome, a book worm, and the best part she's got good taste in books. I like the random way she writes and the best best thing on her blog is the title, i am like in love to it. u shouls really pay a visit to her blog, if u didn't find it interesting she is gonna refund u ur money :P</li>
<li><a href="http://mahamcanmakeitbetter.blogspot.com/"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;"><b>MAHAM</b></span></a> She can really make an exception and one day she would, there was a post she posted about SHIA and SUNNIS, believe me it was the best piece of writing a person can write to bring these two communities together, this award is not only for that one but for ur whole awesome blog including the Nazia Hassan's picture u have got, and keep writing.</li>
<li><b style="color: red; font-size: x-large;"><a href="http://concealyourthoughts.blogspot.com/"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">NORMAL IS OVER RATED</span></a> </b>She taught me: <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white; font-family: georgia; font-size: 14px; font-style: italic; letter-spacing: 2px;">There are so many people out there who will tell you that you can't. What you've got to do is turn around and say, "watch me."</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white; font-family: georgia; font-size: 14px; font-style: italic; letter-spacing: 2px;"> </span></span>yeah she really taught me that, and am really thankful to u for this teaching, this is really one of the best lessons i have got. her '9 crimes' post is my all time favorite one on her blog and i really want u to visit her page.</li>
<li><a href="http://saqlainmohammad.blogspot.com/"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">SAQLAIN</span></b></a> 3 Dys since he got on blogger and in this really short short piece of time, he has turned into a pro, when i first got here i didn't knew anything related to blogger, but no one can say that he is a novice here, his sense of humor is like A.W.E.S.O.M.E and the best part i like him, cos we both write like Corry Doctrow, it would be my request that u should visit his page he would bet he happiest guy on earth if u clicked the follow button.</li>
<li><a href="http://bhadrasblog-cricketfreak.blogspot.com/"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">BHADRAWR</span></b></a> I just love her blog from top to bottom, from her header to page text and from her title to captions, she is really creative girl with a good sense of writing. I started following her recently and am sure i would keep hitting her page as long as i am here. :D</li>
<li><a href="http://me-bleeding.blogspot.com/"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;"><b>USMAN</b></span></a> There was one post he posted which made me laugh too much while reading, the reason he is a computer geek and wrote some alienic things in it, the angry birds and y-axis were the only words i understood. lol, but still i loved that post, and his picture he posted when he got success in some project it was so cute, the smile in it was like really sweet smile. I really love coming to your blog Usman ans ur background image is a sweet as i am. :D and just imagine the height of his awesomeness he followed me just yesterday.</li>
<li><b style="color: red; font-size: x-large;"><a href="http://serenedove.blogspot.com/"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">LOVE</span></a> </b>She too started to follow me yesterday and its like a fact that when we follow others we always read the recent post but i was too much lost in her post i read three of them :0, to imagine something beautiful and throw it in the air with a hope to see it happening one day, expecting it to happen someday here or in the eternity... this is my all time favorite line that i read in one of your posts. </li>
<li><a href="http://tariqmian.blogspot.com/"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;"><b>TARIQ MIAN</b></span></a> Now this guy is really a thinker, his recent post 'Pakistan's miraculous survival'. was so awesome that i can easily get an A in history if learn that post by heart, it was like he summarized the whole book and then added some real thinking points, hats off to u sir, for ur great work.</li>
<li><a href="http://ridsabs.blogspot.com/"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;"><b>ROLLING STONE</b></span></a> This guy is a strong believer, and according to my analyses he is potentially strong guy, i love his picture and that MR.bean hanging out on the corner, i have read his only one post am waiting for his new one, hope it comes soon, so that i may get to know him more.</li>
<li>.<a href="http://muzna-roghay.blogspot.com/"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;"><b>FLOODGATES OF FEELINGS</b></span></a> The blog over flooding with awesome ideas, u just can't skip her posts, she gives every thing a new edge and puts her maximum efforts, i wish her gates always remain open for readers like me and i wish that she keeps on her flow. i really love ur ideas, i wish i can steal few. lol.</li>
<li><a href="http://theothersideofme88.blogspot.com/"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;"><b>OTHER SIDE OF ME</b></span></a> The only reason i have kept u at last is that i started off with the blog i love most so i ended this too with the blog i love most. i really A.D.O.R.E ur blog and i just wanna say u that ur this side which u has revealed to us is so awesome that i can't believe u would actually have a darker side. ur blog and ur comments inspire me alot, i really thank you from deepest part of my heart that u followed me</li>
</ol>OMG, so i just gave a single award to all my ACTIVE followers, this is not the 'THE END', this is just part 1 i will post part 2 tomorrow cuz it took me 3hrs to just post this one and am damn tired.</div><div style="text-align: left;">GUYS, Today i had no time to read any of the posts except few so i would be reading all the posts inshallah on monday, </div><div style="text-align: left;">and this os only one i have got plenty more to distribute, lol it was hard but i enjoyed it.</div><div style="text-align: left;">hope u like it, that would be the:</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTSDCKd5UVRuHJQYZJJ4HttBN1riVyQEqP_VolOQ4AjewnqqxRrwA" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTSDCKd5UVRuHJQYZJJ4HttBN1riVyQEqP_VolOQ4AjewnqqxRrwA" /></a></div><div style="text-align: left;">for today, </div><div style="text-align: left;">ahh my fingers are hurting.</div></div>ateeq mughalhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05340112571941162663noreply@blogger.com41tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8042834934015490738.post-64153087049113936932011-08-18T22:12:00.000-07:002011-08-18T22:12:36.440-07:00sarcastic me<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">OMG, now that's height of addiction to blogger,<br />
am skipping my school!!!!!<br />
just because i want to read what others are posting and then post something..<br />
but am finding it good, just imagine i am enjoying 5 holidays in a row..<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTE_YzvPJLbb9TpgOOMWjzEL_31ypjQTkjtLbVDuRgD1aYiKfRt" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTE_YzvPJLbb9TpgOOMWjzEL_31ypjQTkjtLbVDuRgD1aYiKfRt" /></a></div>ok!!, no clapping please, (thank you)<br />
so, before my heavy heavy pockets cause my pant to slide down, i should start with my meaningless stuff.<br />
Recently i have been shopping,<br />
Don't even think i like shopping, if there was any movement against shopping i would be leading it.<br />
It was my mom who took me as a company.<br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">i do have a reason to support the cause. :P</span></td></tr>
</tbody></table>I just don't know why do girls love shopping,<br />
do u love to waste time and money,<br />
and i know half of the girls following me do a lot of shopping and<br />
imagine, one of them was asked that if she would be able to change one thing apart from any guilt or politics what it would be, she said<br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">"i will equalize all the currencies. It would make shopping easier".</span><br />
GOD!!!! if had the power to change anything i would destroy all the shopping centers.<br />
<div style="text-align: left;">lol, than who would save me from some <span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: arial, helvetica, clean, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 16px;"> <b>3,349,852,Ù Ù Ù </b></span></div><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTEtfCq1aLCn95a4gpPOmPaOaLNIFeW_njL1VhF6_wiaoyS5bKO" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" src="http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTEtfCq1aLCn95a4gpPOmPaOaLNIFeW_njL1VhF6_wiaoyS5bKO" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">before it happens i am gonna close this topic.</span></td></tr>
</tbody></table><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 16px;">Me and my mom wasted some 6 hours there, and in those 6 hours and in those 6 hours i discovered some really hilarious stuff about shopping</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 16px;">number </span></span><br />
<div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 16px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333;">1. </span></span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 16px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Bargaining.</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333;"> </span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 16px;">yup, that was the thing all over the mall,</span></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 16px;">and if i add a dialogue version it would be like</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 16px;">Women to shopkeeper:</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 16px;">"how much this costs?"</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 16px;">shopkeeper:</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 16px;">"2000"</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 16px;">women:</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 16px;">"2000!!!! i will give 1000"</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 16px;">shopkeeper,:</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 16px;">"what would i get then, it would be my loss"</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 16px;">women:</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 16px;">ok 1200 final,</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 16px;">shopkeeper:</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 16px;">"no, 1800"</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 16px;">women:</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 16px;">"i am not giving that much, 1200 and its final".</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 16px;">half an hour later,</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 16px;">women:</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 16px;">"i am not giving more than 1300"</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 16px;">shopkeeper,:</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 16px;">"baji "(sis) na aap ki na meri (neither yours nor mine)</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 16px;">1400 and take it"</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 16px;">women,</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 16px;">"why not mine, take 1300 and be happy"</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 16px;">shopkeeper at last shows the wight flag, and says:</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 16px;">"OK 1300"</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 16px;">women:</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 16px;">i am not buying it now, i will come later and pick it up, just keep it for me".</span></span></div><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">f*** off, before i chop ur llllllllllllegs :P</span></td></tr>
</tbody></table><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 16px;">The second thing towards which i paid attention were these posters hanging on almost all shops,</span></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 16px;">few of them said:</span></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"></div><ol style="text-align: left;"><li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif; line-height: 16px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">udhar 1 jang he is lie band he (</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">credit is like a war and i am peace love</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif; line-height: 16px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">)</span></span> </span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">Kashmir ki azadi tak udhar band he (</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">you are never getting credit from here<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">)</span></span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">udhar mang kar sharminda na karein ( </span>f*** off<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">)</span></span></li>
</ol>and, there were many more like these hanging on the main door, everyone is familiar that women take shopping as addiction and even after emptying their purse they won't hesitate to ask for credit.<br />
<div style="text-align: left;">when i returned home i was lookin something like this:</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
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</div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 16px;">What's more that i have in my pockets.</span></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 16px;">except for the rocket, (firecracker) :P</span></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 16px;">yeah...just in time,</span></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 16px;"><br />
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</tbody></table><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 16px;">These three epic pals were given to me by</span></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 16px;">super-awesome-lovely-best-sweetest-wonderful girl <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;"><a href="http://prettychimera.blogspot.com/">Daaneiia</a> </span></span></span></div><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">it's the least i could say.</span></td></tr>
</tbody></table><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 16px;">OMG, time runs like flash while i am using internet, its 10:00 am, (this time check is brought to u by ateeq mughal)</span></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 16px;">some song*</span></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 16px;">and i am back.</span></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 16px;">I don't know how but when i am starting to write some post my brain is like giving me so many ideas but as i start to write all of a sudden all the ideas vanish and am feeling like, OMG this is really a bad post, no one would like it and that all, dun know why, but it's kinda phobia i am into these days, hope i recover soon. :/</span></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 16px;">and i have got two announcements for u</span></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"></div><ol style="text-align: left;"><li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 16px;">I think, not think i am quite aware of the fact that sometimes the content of my blog is offensive and sometimes its not comfortable for other gender to read what am writing, if u r having any problems with like these do let me know.</span></span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif; line-height: 16px;">I am aware that my blog is the most meaningless blog in this whole blogger community so to make it a little meaningful i was thinking cos i watcha lot of movies and read a lot of books) am gonna give a short review about either a book or a movie. </span></li>
</ol><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 16px;">do let me know, what u think about my idea.</span></span><br />
<div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 16px;">and now before i fell over my laptop i should end this, cos i have slept for only 3 hours since yesterday, so i am gonna take some sleep.</span></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 16px;">now this would be the:</span></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSKFeVPlzyWxhN42mOt82-ObGmLOkiOYOLUEvaruA7SCvj6TC7Cew" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSKFeVPlzyWxhN42mOt82-ObGmLOkiOYOLUEvaruA7SCvj6TC7Cew" /></a></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 16px;">hope u enjoyed reading.</span></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 16px;"><br />
</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"></div></div></div>ateeq mughalhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05340112571941162663noreply@blogger.com22tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8042834934015490738.post-54534691057422250402011-08-16T18:49:00.000-07:002011-08-16T18:49:59.138-07:00Vague Vague Post.<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div>Thomas Edison needed only one way to invent a bulb but to invent that single way he had to first invent a hundred ways through which he was unable to invent a bulb. But at the end of the day he was the first man to invent a bulb.<br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: small;">U didn't get it???<br />
neither did I.</span></td></tr>
</tbody></table>The final conclusion:<br />
<div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">IF I WON'T HAVE A PENCIL,</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">I WOULD <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">DIE. :/</span></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://pinstripebindi.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/i-said-what.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="196" src="http://pinstripebindi.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/i-said-what.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">YEAH. </span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span">HOW?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span">If i won't have a pencil, i won't be able to write my notes, without notes i won't be able to prepare for exams</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span">if i won't prepare i won't attempt the questions, if i won't attempt the questions i won't get marks, no marks no grades, no grades no </span><span class="Apple-style-span">admission in some extra ordinary university, no admission no degree, no degree no job, no job would result in frustration, frustration would result in my getting indulged in crimes, crimes!!!!!police would end me.</span><br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: small;">(reader's feeling for me)</span></td></tr>
</tbody></table>Ahhh, i just don't know my self what i just typed, but its something that happens when u don't take your medicines.<br />
Yeah, i just woke up late for sehri today so i was unable to take my medicines, so today u would be dealing with an:<br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">i have got a degree in it.</span></td></tr>
</tbody></table>So, today i have got a real MIXED ACHAAR, type post for you,<br />
starting with:<br />
<div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">Love. :/</span></div><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">she would eat it :P</span></td></tr>
</tbody></table><div style="text-align: left;">So this love</div><div style="text-align: left;">means EVOL to Eminem,</div><div style="text-align: left;">inspiration to Miley Cyrus</div><div style="text-align: left;">Something naturally to Selena</div><div style="text-align: left;">and something that happens when u r fifteen to Taylor Swift.</div><div style="text-align: left;">BUT!!!!</div><div style="text-align: left;">to me it means:</div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">Something EVOL that happens naturally when u r fifteen and there is no use of inspiration in it.</span></div><div style="text-align: left;">forgot to state this was what i thought love was, two days back, cuz two days ago<br />
<div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">I TOO FELL IN LOVE. <3</span></div><div style="text-align: left;">yeah, i fell in love with a green eyed, she is so beautiful, the way she kisses me, creases my face when i am sleep, the way she hugs me, and sits on my lap.</div><div style="text-align: left;">.</div><div style="text-align: left;">.</div><div style="text-align: left;">I so love her mustaches and the way she moves her tail and says:</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT3c-I8skPHtZCvw04JtgpAUvRtd_aJsoZwDE7DrqlpzBKTpPdRGg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT3c-I8skPHtZCvw04JtgpAUvRtd_aJsoZwDE7DrqlpzBKTpPdRGg" /></a></div><div style="text-align: left;">(smile)</div><div style="text-align: left;"> BUT, our relationship lasted for only two days, cos yesterday she ran with her boyfriend,</div><div style="text-align: left;">:(</div><div style="text-align: left;">left me behind,</div><div style="text-align: left;">SO MEAN......</div><div style="text-align: left;">so i am <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">SINGLE </span>again, and lucky girls</div><div style="text-align: left;">I am <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">AVAILABLE.</span></div><div style="text-align: left;">:)</div><div style="text-align: left;">OK, no clapping please, and please sit down, let the girls behind u too watch me. (wink)</div><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
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</tbody></table><div style="text-align: left;">hahahahhaha, what did i do??</div><div style="text-align: left;">so what inspired me to write about love, was the girl's reaction to it.</div><div style="text-align: left;">for example, the reaction at breakup</div><div style="text-align: left;">The common scene,</div><div style="text-align: left;">the Girl would sit beside a window, tissue box in one hand and the GOOD BYE letter in other hand, face full of tears, whole mascara or whatever it is spreads with tears all over the face making it look like as if the girl cried black.</div><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSaN_eZIv21I-9x-ZZy5bly3v8wniTCYsvDpc8KgqANsnQ0g2O-RA" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" src="http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSaN_eZIv21I-9x-ZZy5bly3v8wniTCYsvDpc8KgqANsnQ0g2O-RA" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">something like this<br />
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</tbody></table><div style="text-align: left;">So why girls are always crying in the end?</div><div style="text-align: left;">But boys are not,</div><div style="text-align: left;">The point is </div><div style="text-align: left;">cos guys are smart,</div><div style="text-align: left;">in a relationship they are always the one planning the move</div><div style="text-align: left;">They would start with sweet talks, girls would think as they got the world, later there would be dates, movies, more talks, more movies, more dates, then the bed scenes and then the breakup,</div><div style="text-align: left;">and till the end the girl thinks as if the guy is her prince the one she was waiting for since she was 9, and he won't dare to leave her,</div><div style="text-align: left;">but when he leaves, the girl is like a broken glass,</div><div style="text-align: left;">she thinks its the end for her,</div><div style="text-align: left;">lol that's what i call Pessimism is.</div><div style="text-align: left;">U decide ur fate at one breakup, lol the guy ends up having dozens of breakups but still he says:</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">NEVER FOUND THE RIGHT GIRL.</span></div><div style="text-align: left;">Just imagine a guy (after breakup):</div><div style="text-align: left;">sitting next to window, sobbing and weeping like girls, a tissue box in one hand and a GOOD BYE letter in the other.</div><div style="text-align: left;">that would the:</div><div style="text-align: left;"><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">XDiest sittuation (at least for me).</span></td></tr>
</tbody></table>Or, just think how would you react if a guy says:<br />
<div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">One day, my dream girl would come riding on a horse and would take me far far away.</span></div><div style="text-align: left;">lol, u would probably react something like:</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT0GQahvdhxpuxNgIruiifLgJxoC5n3N_Gv9CTDluHNkr-7L_aOZg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT0GQahvdhxpuxNgIruiifLgJxoC5n3N_Gv9CTDluHNkr-7L_aOZg" /></a></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: left;">OMG, IT'S 7, already, i had so much to write but since time won't allow, read this.<br />
Its kinda vague, and it might be hard to relate one thing with other,if u can<br />
WELL N GOOOD<br />
but if u r unable to do so, then,<br />
WHAT THE HELL ARE U DOING ON BLOGGER, get ur self a good teacher.<br />
(joking)<br />
and a big OMG, FOR A RAPID INCREASE in my followers, love u all.<br />
and this would the:<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRJN8lN7TqUCcqKwqJCMKVovgywl4piCGDzWH3XXTTPomu6Y4rR" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRJN8lN7TqUCcqKwqJCMKVovgywl4piCGDzWH3XXTTPomu6Y4rR" /></a></div><br />
</div><div style="text-align: left;">bye....</div></div></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div></div>ateeq mughalhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05340112571941162663noreply@blogger.com28tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8042834934015490738.post-57367226089998216692011-08-13T06:20:00.000-07:002011-08-14T00:34:46.880-07:00Mixed Achaar<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">Years have passed, every thing has changed but still the question remains, the question remains unanswered still,<br />
The question that is:<br />
<div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">Kis ne kaha that k PEPSI 65 ki kardo :P</span></div><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">hahahahahhahaha. WHAT!!!! no that wasn't lame, was it?</span></td></tr>
</tbody></table><div style="text-align: left;">OMG, whole week passed and i didn't post anything.</div><div style="text-align: left;">Well that's really bad, and it's cos of my tough time table, i just hove a single minute to spare,</div><div style="text-align: left;">Sometimes before just going to bathroom i have to think that whether i should bath or should i skip bathing, wear a strong perfume and save my self fifteen minutes.</div><div style="text-align: left;">That's the height of being busy.</div><div style="text-align: left;">So, today my pockets are not too heavy, dun know why, i remember last night they were pretty much heavier, but still they are not empty so lets start with the first thing in my pocket today.</div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">GIRLS.</span></div><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS63V3TVGjYZIkGi3VNiHtaJQ_X2bSbDHocvWE4ozLU9fP96n7I" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" src="http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS63V3TVGjYZIkGi3VNiHtaJQ_X2bSbDHocvWE4ozLU9fP96n7I" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">WHAT?? NO, I AM NOT GONNA BORE YOU UP.</span></td></tr>
</tbody></table><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;"><br />
</span></div><div style="text-align: left;">SO, before u leave this page thinking that this guy is a pervert and nothing more, and then probably u would unfollow me and i would be back again with only single follower, i should start with this thing,</div><div style="text-align: left;">GIRLS, se yad aya, </div><div style="text-align: left;">did u notice that i have 25 followers!!, that is pretty much for me, but did u notice among these 25, 16 are girls, wow.</div><div style="text-align: left;">Stupid, that doesn't means there are more female bloggers, HELL NO!! but girls love <strike>me </strike> my blog more. :D</div><div style="text-align: left;">so, Girls are really <strike>bitchy </strike> lovely creatures, but when they are women OMG, then i would say Guys are better.</div><div style="text-align: left;">the thing is,</div><div style="text-align: left;">Women think they are comparable to man.</div><div style="text-align: left;">i would say:</div><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSBEFdAyqLMGIkGfAgcJEDSLHZhkklwcTpMybwPAC4sijvf0_o" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" src="http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSBEFdAyqLMGIkGfAgcJEDSLHZhkklwcTpMybwPAC4sijvf0_o" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">simply: </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">hahahahahahahahahahahah</span></td></tr>
</tbody></table><div style="text-align: left;">Yeah, that is pretty much a joke.</div><div style="text-align: left;">I am not degrading women, </div><div style="text-align: left;">i think i am, but that's the truth</div><div style="text-align: left;">OK, so before writing something</div><div style="text-align: left;">I don't know how many of u read the <a href="http://amdoingwell.blogspot.com/p/disclaimer.html">disclaimer</a> on my blog, </div><div style="text-align: left;">well OK u never read it,</div><div style="text-align: left;">Well, it says that every thing on this page is part of author's own observation and he doesn't gives a damn about who u r,</div><div style="text-align: left;">Lol, i should change this line, cos i do give a damn about the reader, cos i don't want to get back to my stone age blog.</div><div style="text-align: left;"><span id="goog_233878565"></span><span id="goog_233878566"></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">anti <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">women</span></span></td></tr>
</tbody></table>Why i hate women is because they think they can be a man, :P<br />
u r a women for god sake be a women.<br />
I do visit many places where u have to stand in a queue for long long time, and every single guy (young or old) have to stand in that queue but the women, the evil, would come, go to the counter and would say:<br />
<div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">ladies first.</span></div><div style="text-align: left;">or, we are women so can we have the counter first,</div><div style="text-align: left;">YES U R WOMEN SO GO TO HELL FIRST EVEN.</div><div style="text-align: left;">where is ur equilibrium then, where is ur power than.</div><div style="text-align: left;">so to every women out there in this world who thinks she could be a man,</div><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">f*** off </span></td></tr>
</tbody></table><div style="text-align: left;">(roza kharab karadia).</div><div style="text-align: left;">so not making it a huge article, women learn patience first, then u can have me as ur teacher.</div><div style="text-align: left;">I don't know whether i would post tomorrow so:</div><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRshA1_vUS7g93MSyVEXu796yLh1jhipiEsFpgXr2O_bTyNMT3m" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" src="http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRshA1_vUS7g93MSyVEXu796yLh1jhipiEsFpgXr2O_bTyNMT3m" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">happy Independence day, to every one.</span></td></tr>
</tbody></table><div style="text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: left;">It would sound awkward, but this year i just don't feel the original patriotism in me, the way last year i did paintings and wrote great great great statuses on Facebook.</div><div style="text-align: left;">I just feel like we shouldn't celebrate, i just think we r not Pakistanis, the way we r treating pakistan, it seems as if we a invaders trying to ruin this place.</div><div style="text-align: left;">To me Pakistan is in it's worst condition and if we did nothing for it TODAY, i don't think there would be a country called Pakistan in the future.</div><div style="text-align: left;">The bad part is, we just don't have time to think, we should do something, we r too late for the'thinking' part .</div><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">we need Allah.</span></td></tr>
</tbody></table><div style="text-align: left;"> Its our elders who did wrong but now its our turn to make it right.</div><div style="text-align: left;">I just wanna be a part of the right doers.</div><div style="text-align: left;">that would be:</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSfxaS0LqQ86gjiZ3J2zrDm4cr1UAFgRviGdS7sWIQqc8kHHCmW6Q" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSfxaS0LqQ86gjiZ3J2zrDm4cr1UAFgRviGdS7sWIQqc8kHHCmW6Q" /></a></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: left;">OMG, f*** me, </div><div style="text-align: left;">no that was meant to be a joke.</div><div style="text-align: left;">ISLY MY NEW FOLLOWERS, U ROCK </div><div style="text-align: left;">NOW THIS WOULD BE </div><div style="text-align: left;">the end.</div></div></div>ateeq mughalhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05340112571941162663noreply@blogger.com33tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8042834934015490738.post-46673232138169052182011-08-07T06:38:00.000-07:002011-08-07T06:38:24.459-07:00Blah Blah Blah. (part 3),<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">These days DEATH has inspired me alot.<br />
Yeah call me a weirdo but still Death is the height of craziness.<br />
<table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRJepHLN6up8adSx_WtPLrkWCb_x61IYapbkUwI3PjLOjkvbKujUw" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" src="http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRJepHLN6up8adSx_WtPLrkWCb_x61IYapbkUwI3PjLOjkvbKujUw" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">lol, he is inspired by computer!</span></td></tr>
</tbody></table> Imagine yourself to be a student who went through his O-level exams getting 13 straight A*. then in A-levels got 7 A*.<br />
Got a scholarship to some great universities, got some great degrees there and then applied for a million dollar job.<br />
This guy gets an interview another day, and the next morning:<br />
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<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://cdn.head-fi.org/b/b8/b8e2275f_nuclear-explosion.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://cdn.head-fi.org/b/b8/b8e2275f_nuclear-explosion.jpg" width="295" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">Qayamat agai :P</span></td></tr>
</tbody></table>Now this would be the moment when u burst out:<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcToYNZVtRCF6D4KaWq-wgCfverVnTS5p6JBI2vgb6uBua7pnQwlfg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcToYNZVtRCF6D4KaWq-wgCfverVnTS5p6JBI2vgb6uBua7pnQwlfg" /></a></div>Probably u would say,<br />
"I should have <u>DIED</u> rather witnessing this moment".<br />
Well at least i would have said that.<br />
Last night when i was lying on my bed suddenly i though that what would happen if i am thrown into hell,<br />
well, i would walk in hell like dabang, every eye starring me and then i would say:<br />
<div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">"chalo Lucifer Papa has arrived".</span></div><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQgLem44igVPSUOS0ipkRps7Ezr5sYgnyEcCpQNgJF8Q0LOmOeltQ" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" src="http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQgLem44igVPSUOS0ipkRps7Ezr5sYgnyEcCpQNgJF8Q0LOmOeltQ" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">Imagine Satan like this :P</span></td></tr>
</tbody></table><div style="text-align: left;">Or if i am sent to heavens,</div><div style="text-align: left;">OMG, i have heard alot about the beautiful fairies there :P</div><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.babies-cute.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Naughty-Japanese-Child.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="213" src="http://www.babies-cute.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Naughty-Japanese-Child.jpg" width="320" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">Height of naughtiness.</span></td></tr>
</tbody></table><div style="text-align: left;">God, forgive me for these lame jokes i made on heaven and hell but its cuz of these 21 <strike>amigos</strike> that i have to do so, otherwise i would be back with one follower:P<br />
I don't want to sin more so, i will end this topic here and start a new one.<br />
Today my pockets are full of ideas but how to paste all of them here, is quite difficult so i will post some today and few tomorrow (inshallah).<br />
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<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQL_G0gBElyRzi2dNreUjLB5_zsNP0rNNyoi8GRnlgRxaYQ9fFy" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="103" src="http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQL_G0gBElyRzi2dNreUjLB5_zsNP0rNNyoi8GRnlgRxaYQ9fFy" width="320" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">yes!!! I've got a story (real one).</span></td></tr>
</tbody></table>so the story revolves around the theme:<br />
<div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">Height of MELA-PAN.</span></div><div style="text-align: left;">Recently, me and my friends visited arena, these included:</div><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/270532_259121730769828_100000160091183_1293576_4619390_n.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="240" src="https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/270532_259121730769828_100000160091183_1293576_4619390_n.jpg" width="320" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: small;">From left: Nasar, Asad, ATEEQ, Kawish, Waleed and Saqlain.</span></td></tr>
</tbody></table><div style="text-align: left;">We had some great time there, not getting into details.</div><div style="text-align: left;">After enjoying ourselves we planned to ave lunch at K.F.C, </div><div style="text-align: left;">at first we planned pizza hut but our pockets were too light for that.</div><div style="text-align: left;">I would blame price hiking for that. :P</div><div style="text-align: left;">Well i never got a chance to visit K.F.C cos i had to leave for home, so the story has been narrated to me by a friend and i am typing the story in active voice.</div><div style="text-align: left;">so we got to K.F.C, ordered mighty zinger for every one, yummy.</div><div style="text-align: left;">Now skipping the eating part, lets get to the creepy and ela tarin part.</div><div style="text-align: left;">We all finished the burger except one, i won't name him,</div><div style="text-align: left;">He sat with burger in hand like he was getting into it's philosophy, i said</div><div style="text-align: left;">"Bhai nai khaya ja raha toh let me have a bite".</div><div style="text-align: left;">He said, no and than started eating it, now it was only 1 bite left when he suddenly spoke:</div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">"I am getting it parceled".</span></div><div style="text-align: left;">We all were were like:</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSNkq2q9yblT-xMddfr7Sx2W6egY3JwCIcWSJqZ4u7h2zsxvdW5MQ" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSNkq2q9yblT-xMddfr7Sx2W6egY3JwCIcWSJqZ4u7h2zsxvdW5MQ" /></a></div><div style="text-align: left;">We all were in a bizzzare situation that what did he just said, all of us tried to stop him but that mela, stood up rather than packing that tiny piece himself went to the counter and asked the salesmen to wrap it up, moreover he asked for ketchup.</div><div style="text-align: left;">lol, it was so shameful thing that all of us got out saying:</div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">"<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">ham toh aapko jantey hi nai</span></span> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">".</span></div><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">He was there tooo.</span></td></tr>
</tbody></table><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br />
</span></div><div style="text-align: left;">lol, that was the real hieght of mela pan, really man.</div><div style="text-align: left;">I am glad i wasn't there, i would have killed him at that very moment.</div><div style="text-align: left;">This would be all for today, but before leaving,</div><div style="text-align: left;">shouts of HEY, ILYSM, to my brand new 4 followers:</div><div style="text-align: left;"></div><ol style="text-align: left;"><li>AAISHA</li>
<li>AASMA KHAN</li>
<li>FLOOD GATES OF FEELING</li>
<li>AFSHA HUSSAIN.</li>
</ol>I hope u at least laughed while reading if yes,<br />
<div style="text-align: left;">am glad.</div><div style="text-align: left;">If not,</div><div style="text-align: left;">then,</div><div style="text-align: left;">I WASN'T PUT ON EARTH TO MAKE U LAUGH. :D</div><div style="text-align: left;">This would be:</div><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">FOR TODAY.</td></tr>
</tbody></table><div style="text-align: left;"><br />
</div></div></div>ateeq mughalhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05340112571941162663noreply@blogger.com25tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8042834934015490738.post-28416601137503049852011-08-03T18:10:00.000-07:002011-08-03T18:10:27.647-07:00Blah Blah Blah. (part 2)<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">1 hour and 5 minutes is all i have got,<br />
Man!!!!!<br />
but am glad at least am here 'ALIVE' typing something i don't even know myself.<br />
Alive, thanks god, for keeping me alive.<br />
These days whenever i am leaving my home for school or somewhere else, every time there is my mom asking god to keep me safe and all that typical mom stuff.<br />
One day i said to my mom, (read it like a soldier with pride):<br />
i said, <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"><u>"Mom! when i am going out, i am like entering the war zone, and if i make it home on time i would return victorious but if i never made home on time</u></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"><u>.</u></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"><u>.</u></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"><u>.</u></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"><u>.</u></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"><u>At least order Biryani. :P</u></span><br />
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<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRd-w-NYhdCaR9BULWptemJthLD6i4IO2VJdfeVW9yztgX-gFPfQA" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" src="http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRd-w-NYhdCaR9BULWptemJthLD6i4IO2VJdfeVW9yztgX-gFPfQA" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">Fasting!!!!</span></td></tr>
</tbody></table>OMG, that seems delicious.<br />
Now that is distracting me, so back to the point.<br />
I am not gonna depress u more with those violence acts, i don't want my self to start a bad day either, I would type that stuff may be on saturday.<br />
These days in ramadan, i am busier than our president.<br />
Lol, he is busy?<br />
Yeah he is, making money,<br />
.<br />
.<br />
for his future after presidency, i wonder will he survive till then.<br />
<table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTCoTYwQT38VdXJ4gDs19emgxIpwqX5jVCG9nLZ8Plaqqa3IRkCQg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" src="http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTCoTYwQT38VdXJ4gDs19emgxIpwqX5jVCG9nLZ8Plaqqa3IRkCQg" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">You can laugh, no one is charging u for that.</span></td></tr>
</tbody></table>So, my schedule starts with me waking up at 3:30 am, ( 7am, waking up in the morningGotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs<br />
Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal, read it like Rebecca black's friday),<br />
so from 3:30 5:15 am, i am busy with sehri and fajr, after 5:15 here i am using internet, at 6:30 i get ready for school, leave the school part, then at 2:00 pm i am back at home, then i bath and its zauhor prayer i have to offer, then at 3:45 i leave for my tuition centre, by 5:45 i am back, then comes the asar, after it i have to play footbal starting from 6:15 to 7:00 pm almost, than its iftari, my favorite part, then maghrib, then at 9:00, i have to go for isha and tarahwi, then at 11:00 i return, totally exhausted, i take shower, change my clothes and by 12:00 am i am in my bed and by 12:30 i am snoring, (no, i don't snore).<br />
So, i am kinda only free at this particular hour, when every one at my place is sleeping.<br />
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<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQAQ4gLOmDe3bJLf7_t4OSCPrsUXqtutr02J5i80usszLG7--4Lkg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" src="http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQAQ4gLOmDe3bJLf7_t4OSCPrsUXqtutr02J5i80usszLG7--4Lkg" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">Me too.</span></td></tr>
</tbody></table> But still i am loving this month, I never get indulge in songs movies and other notable stuff like that, which is too good.<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT4i2vfriDIvhPe7ahskWUQ4az6z66LRrH0JJwv2XshWNa301r1" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT4i2vfriDIvhPe7ahskWUQ4az6z66LRrH0JJwv2XshWNa301r1" /></a></div>Oh fish, that is already 6:10, gosh it was quick, so i should leave now cos i have to press my clothes, make my bag, wake my stupid brothers up and leave.<br />
So, bye every one, we will meet back on saturday.<br />
so it officially:<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTzJpET2RWteVw_nb9mmx9ULzkkJJvCOfkLYVZnkH3jgFYiWBordA" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTzJpET2RWteVw_nb9mmx9ULzkkJJvCOfkLYVZnkH3jgFYiWBordA" /></a></div>I had to use battery to light up this word, Thanx to K.E.S.C for that. (wink)<br />
bye.</div>ateeq mughalhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05340112571941162663noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8042834934015490738.post-13399828702695324092011-08-01T18:16:00.000-07:002011-08-01T18:16:25.713-07:00An Empty Catch<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">My all time favorite topic is:<br />
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<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRATH7w0_MMQcfRNCEizwenLnEVxXa3g0fGa26kd15NNmFWzgwLow" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" src="http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRATH7w0_MMQcfRNCEizwenLnEVxXa3g0fGa26kd15NNmFWzgwLow" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">Digestion :D</span></td></tr>
</tbody></table>why?<br />
Cos it's definition is the most easiest.<br />
Nope!<br />
here it is:<br />
<div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">Digestion starts with the right hand and ends on left. ;)</span></div><div style="text-align: left;">Ok, its like 5:55 am, and here i am typing this stuff, i will have to make it a lil bit short, so i will just get to my point.</div><div style="text-align: left;">Well today i have got nothing funnier in my pockets but i have got something really serious to discuss.</div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Note: </span>Many girls, yup mostly girls would kinda oppose it according to me but nothing personal cos it's something general and my personal opinion.</div><div style="text-align: left;">So, without wasting time:</div><div style="text-align: left;">Ok, it would be nothing new for the girls of karachi that whenever they are on the road walking or just hanging around, they would always see those boys who would be starring at them like mad dogs.</div><div style="text-align: left;">Yeah, its kinda really awkward, i hate that even.</div><div style="text-align: left;">I totally agree with the point that they are really shameless, pervert, lunatics, etc, etc.</div><div style="text-align: left;">But did it ever click ur mind that why is that so?</div><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT6_mjbycyfcWPfiPmoJ4NTVYXnssJ7lxrrBm0xGK9aLoy9XvEZNw" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" src="http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT6_mjbycyfcWPfiPmoJ4NTVYXnssJ7lxrrBm0xGK9aLoy9XvEZNw" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">Any Ideas?</span></td></tr>
</tbody></table><div style="text-align: left;">If you have some,</div><div style="text-align: left;">do add them in the comments.</div><div style="text-align: left;">So again lets get to the point back.</div><div style="text-align: left;">So, the problem is:</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">Girls don't want guys to respect them.</span></div><div style="text-align: left;">why?</div><div style="text-align: left;">Let me make it clear it with an example</div><div style="text-align: left;">just think,</div><div style="text-align: left;">There is a girl wearing a a sleeveless baggy shirt and tight fit jeans, just be optimist for a minute, real one and think who wouldn't stare at her, that's kinda instinct, that's really odd stuff u r wearing man!, people here are not like aware with this kinda wearing, let me share an incident here:</div><div style="text-align: left;">I was crossing the road near my place and i saw this girl there shw was wearing the typical shalwar Qameez but the shirt was way too small with those large 'choks', the V-shape thing on the sides and the shalwar, barely called shalwar cos it was like my three quarters.</div><div style="text-align: left;">So when the road was clear and we started to cross it, there was a sudden blow of wind whch almost moved me a bit back, and when i saw the girl,</div><div style="text-align: left;">she was like kinda fighting with her own cloathes, her Qameez was like getting out of her body, and from back a u could almost see her back till neck, really awkward, i was like WTF, she is doing in the centre of road, man, is she insane.</div><div style="text-align: left;">Now that's the point, i should conclude now.</div><div style="text-align: left;">The girls of today, precisely think that they can wear anything and move freely.</div><div style="text-align: left;">No who said that to you?</div><div style="text-align: left;"> u r a beacon of respect at homes, so please if u don't care about your respect do care about your family's.</div><div style="text-align: left;">so its kinda end, but before leaving</div><div style="text-align: left;">I wish u all:</div><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRXani4jHuyCbHGD3hZa7OkBHTi7ClKOBFpjEq5mJzTMm1VyVkYmw" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" src="http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRXani4jHuyCbHGD3hZa7OkBHTi7ClKOBFpjEq5mJzTMm1VyVkYmw" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">Chanda Mamu Mubarak :P</span></td></tr>
</tbody></table><div style="text-align: left;">precisely, Ramadan Mubarak from deep core of my heart, </div><div style="text-align: left;">May this month bestows its virtues over whole Muslim world.</div><div style="text-align: left;">We r really going off the track, we need guidance and your guidance is the best.</div><div style="text-align: left;">Please help us Allah, we need u.</div><div style="text-align: left;">That would be the end of today's post.</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br />
</div></div>ateeq mughalhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05340112571941162663noreply@blogger.com15tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8042834934015490738.post-22882342238155500202011-07-31T01:48:00.001-07:002011-07-31T01:48:34.068-07:00urghhhhh<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><a href="http://amdoingwell.blogspot.com/2011/07/when-sky-gets-clear.html">http://amdoingwell.blogspot.com/2011/07/when-sky-gets-clear.html</a><br />
Guys i won't be typing today for sure, so i have got this post for you people, i hope u would enjoy reading it,<br />
I posted this thing when many of you weren't following me,<br />
so:<br />
<div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">enjoy it.</span></div></div>ateeq mughalhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05340112571941162663noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8042834934015490738.post-73871323548301304002011-07-30T12:14:00.000-07:002011-07-30T12:18:05.410-07:00Still Alive.<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">starting witha big LOL, that is not big<br />
but<br />
<table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR18JngKBUWDp3LbTGUrtqr4ITZyCcDjlMDrXSUTVipOeIDDVcIWw" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" src="http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR18JngKBUWDp3LbTGUrtqr4ITZyCcDjlMDrXSUTVipOeIDDVcIWw" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">This is.</span></td></tr>
</tbody></table>OMG, I am just addicted to this thing.<br />
I just can't stay away from this thing for even one day.<br />
Not to mention what a busy day i had, but still i had few hours before i go to my bed, so i thought of wasting few here.<br />
OMG, i never cracked any joke today gosh.<br />
so here is the one.<br />
You would be aware with the tourism lines that countries normally use like<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ2aLGdtheiuHSEePAgPKr_KMc-oJSc1RwwIVphF_ysmoPWJzCKCQ" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ2aLGdtheiuHSEePAgPKr_KMc-oJSc1RwwIVphF_ysmoPWJzCKCQ" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">and</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRXokTwz5gtN3nMcR7bi_98elIa1RmqfMgDgxdXmFZGxRgxVtoh" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRXokTwz5gtN3nMcR7bi_98elIa1RmqfMgDgxdXmFZGxRgxVtoh" /></a></div><div style="text-align: left;">So did u ever wondered what caption does Pakistan uses:</div><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQn5jQUuZvZqVEerH0ozBq3_Lk8_ncOqB2xhZ-MHY819wsl2nnx7g" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" src="http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQn5jQUuZvZqVEerH0ozBq3_Lk8_ncOqB2xhZ-MHY819wsl2nnx7g" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">Till u last :P</span></td></tr>
</tbody></table><div style="text-align: left;">Don't say it wasn't funny cos i don't have anything else to crack</div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">P.S I just can't even crack my balls they crashed yesterday. :P</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSa9j7UVIFHvmjnIpUXU1giN_9Yzyi1v2rcyoyMq05WJQOWjiiYbw" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSa9j7UVIFHvmjnIpUXU1giN_9Yzyi1v2rcyoyMq05WJQOWjiiYbw" /></a></div><div style="text-align: left;">I wish i could tell you my jokes like this, no one would dare to say:</div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">LAME. :P</span></div><div style="text-align: left;">WELL, well, well.</div><div style="text-align: left;">Today my day was total hell, there was nothing making sense, all pieces were like jumbled, there was no hint to complete the puzzle,</div><div style="text-align: left;">All of this confusion led me to a barber's place, where i had the worst hair cut ever.</div><div style="text-align: left;">yup, worst one.</div><div style="text-align: left;">I can easily prove it, cos every single hair has been treated differently, if one is like 3mm tall, the other is 2mm and the third one is like .5mm..</div><div style="text-align: left;">I am looking like:</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">GANJA KABUTAR.</span></div><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">Bald pigeon.</span></td></tr>
</tbody></table><div style="text-align: left;">Yah, really i don't know why in the world i went to that stupid barber but my mind wasn't working at that time, and i wasn't paying attention to the barber, cos of this fuckin cell phone,</div><div style="text-align: left;">i was all the time playing SMS, SMS, with my friends.</div><div style="text-align: left;">I thought visiting a barber today would reduce the burden but now, tmrw i am gonna visit some specialist, take an appointment, and than would at last get my hairs to their good form.</div><div style="text-align: left;">So in other words:</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQd4uS9M7uBCx6cvZ9jlJ-ckORhNc2EWdXCQx9OPTO3usctnMMMEQ" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQd4uS9M7uBCx6cvZ9jlJ-ckORhNc2EWdXCQx9OPTO3usctnMMMEQ" /></a></div><div style="text-align: left;">That asshole was lucky, cos that smart ass safely moved the scissors and blades, otherwise i would have been behind the bars by now.</div><div style="text-align: left;">This thing happened around 2pm in the afternoon, that means i had whole day to spend in those awful hairstyle(s), and when i got to my coaching my Sir said:</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">Had an hardcore today?</span></div><div style="text-align: left;">I replied:</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">No, I was rapped.</span></div><div style="text-align: left;">So before i start to cry again, and give u a wet blog to read i should close this thing up, wrap it up and throw it near dustbin.</div><div style="text-align: left;">Note: i am a Pakistani so i don't throw 'in the dustbin'.</div><div style="text-align: left;">now, i feel like my day is complete.</div><div style="text-align: left;">it was haunting me from the morning that i won't be blogging today, but now i should put a full stop to this awkward day.</div><div style="text-align: left;">so officially:</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://ce.img.v4.skyrock.net/ceb/stopdanger/pics/2005403609_1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="240" src="http://ce.img.v4.skyrock.net/ceb/stopdanger/pics/2005403609_1.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div></div>ateeq mughalhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05340112571941162663noreply@blogger.com12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8042834934015490738.post-19923775660611415782011-07-29T12:13:00.000-07:002011-07-29T12:13:44.115-07:00That was end of season 1<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">I was born with a silver spoon,<br />
yeah, its a truth<br />
The nurse took me for a bath, brought me back.<br />
My mom took me in her arms but was surprised to see that my silver spoon was nowhere to be seen.<br />
My mom complained about it,<br />
I never got my spoon back, but that was a moment when i knew that.<br />
<div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">'I was born in Pakistan'.</span></div><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">YEAH, right.</span></td></tr>
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</span></div><div style="text-align: left;">LOL, i thought i would write a serious stuff today but its just i can't.</div><div style="text-align: left;">So the thing i want to be serious about is:</div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">I Think this post might be my last Summer post.</span></div><div style="text-align: left;">yup, that's right cos I would be damn busy the next two days, </div><div style="text-align: left;">why?</div><div style="text-align: left;">cos from Monday:</div><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">I can cry more than that..</span></td></tr>
</tbody></table><div style="text-align: left;"> So i am not gonna bore u up with about my school thing, no worries,</div><div style="text-align: left;">but i have got some important things to share rather than sticking on this boredom stuff.</div><div style="text-align: left;">This Summer wasn't good nor it was bad but it was </div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">Unpredictable.</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://financialhighway.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/unpredictable.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://financialhighway.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/unpredictable.jpg" width="319" /></a></div><div style="text-align: left;">If someone asks me to describe my life these days, i would draw this picture.</div><div style="text-align: left;">Now as there are always two single asses making a whole ass, likewise there are always two sides.</div><div style="text-align: left;">so firstly why this summer was unpredictable on the dark side.</div><div style="text-align: left;">Firstly the most saddest thing happened to me,</div><div style="text-align: left;">My parents got separated,, yeah it was so bad, so bad so bad, that i just can't explain</div><div style="text-align: left;">24th may, the worst day when my family quarrels reached to their extreme and my parents decided it was enough now.</div><div style="text-align: left;">It was the first time i cried for something that much</div><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">Exactly same. :(</span></td></tr>
</tbody></table><div style="text-align: left;">Why in the world i am getting u bored...i should leave it here cos i am in no mood to cry again, but i am glad that few days back i recieved a call from my dad but he never mentioned any thing that "every thing would be alright" or something like that. A Pity.</div><div style="text-align: left;">urghhhhhhhhhh, leave it......</div><div style="text-align: left;">so what's more.</div><div style="text-align: left;">so what's more</div><div style="text-align: left;">yes, </div><div style="text-align: left;">we moved to <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">"Gulshan-e-Maymar".</span></div><div style="text-align: left;">that is bad, so bad i should call it as 'One of the worst things of my life'.</div><div style="text-align: left;">WHAT?</div><div style="text-align: left;">What is so worst about it?</div><div style="text-align: left;">Everything, i am living in a forest, yeah, i can make that Tarzan's sound too, yeah all day long either am on fir, juniper, or coconut trees, swinging with monkeys.</div><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">They are spoiling me.</span></td></tr>
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</div><div style="text-align: left;">Ok that was too much.</div><div style="text-align: left;">But, some how it is like that, well i would say.</div><div style="text-align: left;">I am not living in Karachi.</div><div style="text-align: left;">And as Hamza once said that "we are the people increasing the area of Karachi. :P</div><div style="text-align: left;">So these two would be enough to explain how unpredictable holidays were on the bad side.</div><div style="text-align: left;">There is i think no need to cook your brain up that why these holidays were unpredictable on the good side,</div><div style="text-align: left;">u all know that, because i found u all and i started blogging.</div><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">Before u turn into this, i should really shut the hell up.</span></td></tr>
</tbody></table><div style="text-align: left;">wait </div><div style="text-align: left;">wait </div><div style="text-align: left;">wait</div><div style="text-align: left;">wait</div><div style="text-align: left;">I forgot the most importan tpart i just got two awards ..</div><div style="text-align: left;">wow</div><div style="text-align: left;">a cup of coffee from Copper Cattle to all of you, but all u would need to do is to pay for yours.</div><div style="text-align: left;">:D</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgXoYZ74we87c7mEpnZzrXlorxUjiBr-6tQW5_hS3ytOUy9TOfAAONWudqdzLYIGbvdJ0ohLb08v4NK-w5BtWq8ewOgigOPH-HjzpenbG-obWJYuZgVdwMpPnT37RnYlizOzo_JHwOOdC4/s200/jftiuiky.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgXoYZ74we87c7mEpnZzrXlorxUjiBr-6tQW5_hS3ytOUy9TOfAAONWudqdzLYIGbvdJ0ohLb08v4NK-w5BtWq8ewOgigOPH-HjzpenbG-obWJYuZgVdwMpPnT37RnYlizOzo_JHwOOdC4/s200/jftiuiky.png" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: left;">So cool na?</div><div style="text-align: left;">yah, they are </div><div style="text-align: left;">and the one who awarded me with them is cooler than these awards</div><div style="text-align: left;">any guesses</div><div style="text-align: left;">For god sake, this is no any prize distribution.</div><div style="text-align: left;">Ok man, so the name of that person is:</div><div style="text-align: left;">Hamza bin Laden.</div><div style="text-align: left;"><a href="http://hamza-the-philosophaster.blogspot.com/">http://hamza-the-philosophaster.blogspot.com/</a></div><div style="text-align: left;">If u r not following him yet.</div><div style="text-align: left;">What the hell were u doing uptil now, u haven't met the king here. :D</div><div style="text-align: left;">My ass less pal Hamza, i just have any thing except for these plastic asses to gift you.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://roehamptonstudent.com/files/minisites/4443/laugh_out_loud_logo_copy.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="225" src="http://roehamptonstudent.com/files/minisites/4443/laugh_out_loud_logo_copy.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: left;"> This would be all for today i think...</div><div style="text-align: left;">OMG,</div><div style="text-align: left;">wait</div><div style="text-align: left;">wait </div><div style="text-align: left;">wait</div><div style="text-align: left;">wait</div><div style="text-align: left;">shouts of hey ISLY to my brand new awesome fan:</div><div style="text-align: left;"></div><ol style="text-align: left;"><li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">Maryam.</span></li>
</ol>that would be all now:<br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">The end</span></td></tr>
</tbody></table><div style="text-align: left;">I Will be back soon in 1 week time. :D</div><div style="text-align: left;">love u all</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br />
</div></div>ateeq mughalhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05340112571941162663noreply@blogger.com12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8042834934015490738.post-67717946559460578412011-07-28T12:36:00.000-07:002011-07-28T12:36:14.721-07:00Blah Blah Blah.<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">Its been a habit now, that i start with cracking <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">'hillariouly lame'</span> joke,<br />
i don't know what would happen when my jokes would come to an end, maybe i would crack my 'brains' instead. :P<br />
Hope u got the brains.<br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">yes, I Know That.</span></td></tr>
</tbody></table>Man, i really need a therapy or plastic surgery or to be exact a bigger face, cuz the curve that started to grow a few days back is like overgrowing in size every time i sneak at my blog, and mostly its cuz of this girl named<br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Daaneiia</span>.<br />
sorry, but you are mostly to be Blamed. :D<br />
Her comments are so, like a recreational thing for me, that i can't stop my self from smiling.<br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">Cat from China :P</span></td></tr>
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So, before u guys think that I am FLIRTING, lets just add a full stop to this thing here.<br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">OMG, some 'kamina', kat gaya my pockets. :P</span></td></tr>
</tbody></table>You Know what that means?<br />
Some one just robbed my ideas. :/<br />
No problem, i told ya i am smart, like Pathans i have got a pocket near my belt. :P<br />
Its kinda hillarious, when they are like standing somewhere and all of a sudden they would grab there kurta,and then from the pocket in shalwar they would take the money out, but would first unzip it :D<br />
It once happened that i was like standing at Mc Donald, and behind me was standing a pathan, and then suddenly he grabbed his kurta and unzipped the pocket, behind him were some gora people and they started to laugh, just to cheer them up a bit more, i said to that pathan.<br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">"I am not that type of guy".</span><br />
Pathan was shocked and I rocked.<br />
Oi, i forgot, if any one among u is a pathan, nothing personal, cuz my own mom is a one. :P<br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">now this is great, learn it by heart.</span></td></tr>
</tbody></table>OMG, hell awesoe, got my pocket stuff bank.<br />
So today i wanted so to share the description of a bank manager.<br />
The most awkward, Hilarious and ajeeb si dressing i have ever seen.<br />
This guy was almost 40, with the charli chaplan type mustaches and haires were like mixture of white and black.<br />
he had a face with extra cream or i don't what was it (maybe his wife's cosmetic stuff) stuffed all over him except for his eyes, that was too awkward, cuz dark spots and that white cream, <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">YUK.</span><br />
before moving further:<br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">Read at your own risk, it might give u a headache or something terrible, so i won't be responsible if u filled ur P.C or Laptop with the yellow liquid, with soluble food particles and a nose-hair burning smell, so called VOMIT.</span><br />
He was wearing a grey coat, a bright green shirt and a bright red tie with yellow spots on it.<br />
His pant color was like something similar to peach and had black stripes all over it, he wore a black belt and fawn colored shoes with dull brown socks.<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.themusicroom.com.au/justimagine/Images/Just-Imagine-Text-Logo-Web.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="160" src="http://www.themusicroom.com.au/justimagine/Images/Just-Imagine-Text-Logo-Web.png" width="320" /></a></div>Indeed, he wasn't looking like a manager but a wholesome Clown.<br />
He was surely one of his own kind. :P<br />
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Oh, SORRY Mr Clown, i never meant insulting u.<br />
So what's more,<br />
Yah,<br />
I read my horoscope today it said:<br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">"keep ur eyes on the ball, and live the moment till the end".</span><br />
Statement sounds like it has been taken from a movie.<br />
So, i thought maybe i would get some task or anything else, but so unfortunate of me, it was a real ball a shot-put ball, which was thrown by my sister towards me and i never say it and that ball crashed my balls.<br />
OUCH..!!!damn it u bitch, was all i maintained to say before crying out so loud that even our neighbors came to their windows.<br />
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A fully metal made ball which weighs almost half kg.<br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">There is no girl who can :P</span></td></tr>
</tbody></table>So this would be all for today, cuz its almost 12:30 and i can hear my mom shouting,<br />
and yea mee i got an award today, which i am gonna show to you guys tomorrow, Insha-Allah.<br />
Take care, see ya soon.<br />
wait<br />
wait<br />
wait<br />
wait<br />
shouts of HEY, ISLY to my brand new awesome followers:<br />
<br />
<ol style="text-align: left;"><li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">Areeba Zaidi</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">Nostalgic </span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">Mishi </span></li>
</ol>How can i forget you guys, now its officially 'the end' which means:<br />
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<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div></div>ateeq mughalhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05340112571941162663noreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8042834934015490738.post-6576343549137190912011-07-27T12:35:00.000-07:002011-07-27T12:37:09.250-07:00don't try this nausea-stic stuff, I don't want my reader wasting time in bed.<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">Football is the most perverted game.<br />
why?<br />
22 guys run after a single ball, in SHORTS, and when they get it, all they do is kick its 'ASS', as hard as possible.<br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">WHAT!!! u never thought that.</span></td></tr>
</tbody></table>But I did, oh cuz i am smart.<br />
So before i really start boasting about me lets get started with what today i have in my pocket.<br />
OH MAN! damn it! I am wearing shorts without pockets. :P<br />
Ok, now that wasn't lame.<br />
SO, Today, i wasn't really in the typical 'Blogging' mood, but when i switched my laptop on, i wasn't in the mood to avoid blogging.<br />
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</span></td></tr>
</tbody></table> So, do you know that a strong guy, in a fight would always go for a direct kill<br />
and<br />
a strong women, would always visit a nearby saloon first.<br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">Now that wasn't lame.</span></td></tr>
</tbody></table>Yup it wasn't lame, cuz it wasn't a joke but a fact.<br />
Today i had a real tough day, OMG, and u won't believe me but i took 3 cups of coffee, while writing this, and i dare not to ask my sis for one more, cuz i really don't want the cup to be smashed on my had.<br />
Today, i had to go to my institute at 5, then when finally i got free at 8, i heard that the road that usually i take to ride home was blocked.<br />
When i inquired a guy, he said since 7:30 pm, it is like jammed from every side, A No Way Out, kinda thing.<br />
What's more, i had to wait for my sis outside her coaching for almost 27 minutes, i wasn't alone, i had the-moronic-kind-girl-with-extra-noisy-voice-and-too-many-blackheads-and-was-among-those-who-murder-all-your-brain-cells-and-cooks-them-for-dinner, she wasn't my friend, but my sister's friend and for few days we were dropping her. So my lethargic, lazy and damn lazy sister came 27 minutes late, and thank god, she wasn't late for a few more minutes, other wise i would have booked her friend to hell.<br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">Lucky me, i found her x-ray, in her bag.</span></td></tr>
</tbody></table>Now, just imagine sitting with this kind of creature for almost half an hour, u just can't feel my pain and all she was saying was, blaablaablaablaablaa,jsfbnsfbsjfdbdivbdkjfbd;veubnfvkjdbnfvujdbn dvjebv.<br />
Did u got that? yup, i just can't make a single word out of them.<br />
Just imagine, and as if this wasn't much, it took us 2 hours and 43 minutes, exactly to get home, and for almost 2 hours and 15 minutes we were tasting carbon dioxide, carbon monoxide, and all the other scientific bad gasses.<br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">Except for this one.</span></td></tr>
</tbody></table>I don't know whether it was in the air but even if it had been in the air, it is so weak compared to the others.<br />
After, what happened with me today i at least got one thing straight in my mind and now it is locked there forever.<br />
When luck plays bad with you, its awful and impossible to get away without crying.<br />
Cuz, as if that wasn,t enough we had only 2 CNG points left and obviously because of this we were not allowed to switch the A.C on.<br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">Yes, i too got one now.</span></td></tr>
</tbody></table>This is called the extreme bad luck, and now i am in my bed, with laptop in my hand, migraine pain in my head, my nose is like red as tomato and now am playing basketball with the tissue and dustbin.<br />
I am like upside down today, but at least i am thankful to god that we made it to home safely.<br />
When we got home i was in my worst temper but thanks to bloggert i am quite good now, at least i maintained my record of posting five consecutive blogs in five days, cheers for that.<br />
SHOUTS OF HEY, ILYT TO MY NEW GREAT FOLLOWER:<br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">DAANEIIA</span><br />
Thankyou, for the 7th time for following my Pathetic Blog<br />
P.S pathetic blog is an oxymoron.<br />
That would be all for today, cuz i really need a sleep so that i can wake up back tomorrow.<br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">That is all folks, see ya soon.</span></td></tr>
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Thank you for wasting your time at this page.</div>ateeq mughalhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05340112571941162663noreply@blogger.com14tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8042834934015490738.post-34550428017332216232011-07-26T05:21:00.000-07:002011-07-26T05:21:52.635-07:00From deep deep deep part of my heart. lol that would be cells.<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">How could i forget it, OMG, i do really need an intel brain which can have a memory card.<div>To my new followers:</div><div><ol style="text-align: left;"><li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Faryal hassan</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">The other side of me</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Faraz Ezazi</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Ezazi</span></li>
</ol>You guys just don't know how happy i am, </div><div>AM happier than i am on my birthday.</div><div>The curve on my face has been growing wider and wider since yesterday and now my jaws are hurting too much.</div><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">No need to say cheese..</span></td></tr>
</tbody></table><div>I have been smiling too much that my lips are now oversize but still i don't care.</div><div>Why?</div><div>It is cuz i never dreamt i would be having ten+ followers, It's kinda dream come true.</div><div>Many many hugs to my followers, you people are really special for me.</div><div>and, I LOVE U, people more than i love my own reflection in mirror.</div><div>When i started with this blogging, </div><div>telling the truth, It was a show off kinda thing, but then spasmodically i grasped the real auspicious meaning behind it.</div><div>Now there is not a day when i am not blogging. OMG.</div><div>When i started, there was only one guy following me.</div><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">Hamza, known usualy as HBL.</span></td></tr>
</tbody></table><div>Well, i would say he is my mentor.</div><div>He is really the most expensive gift god has ever given me.</div><div>Till may 13, he was the only active follower i had, so i started following myself. :P</div><div>So, previously i said i used blogging just to show off, yup that is correct, may be that was the reason god never sent a follower to me, he was teaching me a lesson.'Thank you god'.</div><div>i started on i think 3rd march and slowly slowly, i started to quit blogging, and every time i used to do so, Hamza would tell me good stuff about it and then like bring a beacon of hope near me, that would force me to write.</div><div>I am glad i never gave up, and today i got a fruit for this.</div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">Thank you, bro. I love you.</span></div><div>What's more.</div><div>yeah, so how i got obsessed with this thing?</div><div>This is also because of this guy HAMZA that i got a chance to visit bloggers meet up.</div><div>That day i said to my self, </div><div>"DAMN, blogging is awesome".</div><div>Since that day i am really obsessed with blogging and won't stop it.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div>Lets sum it up, with final statement. </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhJOh5uvZnfDDvKAb_18UXPLdIH860innlVrIyygL8lbUa_LkZHWUhF0s98jauenqTRiVIDyO9mdPPN3OnC6p0f6CBZJLPjfHDpC1UYk84phZu3_RJC_-6-iFOrSsk2oQ315VPmyA4JdHs/s1600/ps+i+love+u.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="213" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhJOh5uvZnfDDvKAb_18UXPLdIH860innlVrIyygL8lbUa_LkZHWUhF0s98jauenqTRiVIDyO9mdPPN3OnC6p0f6CBZJLPjfHDpC1UYk84phZu3_RJC_-6-iFOrSsk2oQ315VPmyA4JdHs/s320/ps+i+love+u.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div><br />
</div></div>ateeq mughalhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05340112571941162663noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8042834934015490738.post-55527697975855137332011-07-25T12:30:00.000-07:002011-07-25T12:30:09.793-07:00Crease The COIL.<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">A men can never get two things:<div><ol style="text-align: left;"><li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">Extra Balls</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">.</span></li>
</ol><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">.</span></div><div><div><div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">.</span></div><div>I thought men have two balls, so what are you looking for now :D</div><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">so, it was lame. </span></td></tr>
</tbody></table><div>Sorry for that lame start, but i have got some more great stuff left in my pocket.</div></div></div></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div>So today i am gonna discourage: </div><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.davidairey.com/images/logos/human-logo.gif" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="134" src="http://www.davidairey.com/images/logos/human-logo.gif" width="320" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">so u think u are the best???</span></td></tr>
</tbody></table><div>Ok, so lets start with auspicious quote:</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">A men can do anything but not EVERYTHING.</span></div><div style="text-align: left;">I don't know who the hell said that but he was too a human but he was a smart one like me, he wasn't fishy like u all, thinking that u can easily cross any limits and boundaries and can do everything.</div><div style="text-align: left;">( tongue expression).</div><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.gather-network.eu/downloads/pictures/4da9f40ba9121-albert-einstein-funny-blog.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://www.gather-network.eu/downloads/pictures/4da9f40ba9121-albert-einstein-funny-blog.jpg" width="197" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">Here is the most idiot among your race,<br />
just look at this idiot, who thought he could go into past.</span></td></tr>
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<div style="text-align: left;">He never make it to past, but he made it to:</div><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.clipartpal.com/_thumbs/pd/holiday/halloween/gravestone_with_pumpkin.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="155" src="http://www.clipartpal.com/_thumbs/pd/holiday/halloween/gravestone_with_pumpkin.png" width="320" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">the same place where u all go in the end.</span></td></tr>
</tbody></table><div style="text-align: left;">What made me think that u all r idiots was the fact:</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">U guarantee that u can do anything, but u can't just lick ur own elbow with ur tongue. :P</span></div><div style="text-align: left;">What is more.</div><div style="text-align: left;">You can't touch ur last tooth with your tongue even.</div><div style="text-align: left;">Don't tell me that you tried it. IDIOT.</div><div style="text-align: left;">Wait don't leave, now i am getting serious with this thing.</div><div style="text-align: left;">What really made me hate humans,are few things that i am now tired of witnessing.</div><div style="text-align: left;">They are:</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div style="text-align: left;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><ol style="text-align: left;"><li>YOU just CAN'T see ONE of YOUR own RACE happy. i.e JEALOUSY.</li>
<li>YOU just NEVER except YOUR mistakes U have A habit OF blaming OTHERS.</li>
<li>YOU lie, even THOUGH u know THAT others LIKE you HAVE emotions</li>
<li>YOU kill, even THOUGH u KNOW its BAD.</li>
<li>YOU love LUXURIES and DON'T care ABOUT those WHO can't AFFORD them</li>
<li>YOU live IN the MOST beautiful PLANET in YOUR solar SYSTEM but YOU still HARM her.</li>
<li>YOU know THAT what YOU do IS bad, BUT still YOU DON'T CARE.</li>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">That is what YOU say.</span></td></tr>
</tbody></table><div style="text-align: left;">It's like all what i ahd in my pockets.</div><div style="text-align: left;">WAIT!!!</div><div style="text-align: left;">I have a request, what I just typed above seems the right thing to me but this would be the first time i want my self to be wrong, and i want u to correct me.</div><div style="text-align: left;">P.S, I am not a human any more. not that i am castrated, no but my heart turned to stone.</div><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">this would be the 'THE END' for today.</span></td></tr>
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</div></div></div>ateeq mughalhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05340112571941162663noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8042834934015490738.post-28576773949189437492011-07-24T11:20:00.000-07:002011-07-24T11:21:56.409-07:00Heart served, Eat it u MAN EATER<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">This one thing hunts me,<br />
<div>Why I don't post every day.!!!!</div><div>I just don't know why, but i think it is because i type slowly, haahhaha, this thing reminds me of the time when I used to find the words on the keyboard and just typing my name would take 5 whole minutes and i would feel like am in heaven.</div><div>P.S it was like 2 years back, now am turning a pro.</div><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://michaelhyatt.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/iStock_000000103597Small.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="239" src="http://michaelhyatt.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/iStock_000000103597Small.jpg" width="320" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">now this is how i use it now.</span></td></tr>
</tbody></table><div>So what haunts me more, i don't have followers, its been a whole month since i started blogging regularly and added it to my schedule.</div><div>Ok now if u r thinking that i write to get followers, yeah u can say that, i don't write just to keep it to myself, than what is the use of blogging, i write so that i can tell people what i think, my perception, that i am too living with a flow.</div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">'<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Living with the flow</span>'.</span></div><div>This reminds me of a joke.</div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">I can't get my feet steady on the earth, the beat is so high that i bounce back.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">STUPID, its not the beat, u r having a gaseous problem.</span></div><div>Ok this was a lame joke, but i love lame jokes, why? </div><div>Damn, they r at least jokes.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://www-static.weddingbee.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/17/lame.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;"><img border="0" height="190" src="http://www-static.weddingbee.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/17/lame.jpg" width="320" /></span></a></div><div>Back 'to why i don't blog daily, i also blame my family for that.</div><div>They won't let me use internet as much as i want, they think i '<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">exploit</span>' the use of internet, this is not my mom or dad but my uncle, once i was so outrageous that i went too far in the argument and then, my laptop was seized.</div><div>Well, that is bad, and that is why i hate being old, they kinda think everything from their perspective, i am tired of convincing them that its our generation not yours.</div><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_EE1rnGoh-t8/SdiwX4FwY0I/AAAAAAAAC8w/JuhYeJ0bUv0/s400/violence+cartoon2.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="240" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_EE1rnGoh-t8/SdiwX4FwY0I/AAAAAAAAC8w/JuhYeJ0bUv0/s320/violence+cartoon2.jpg" width="320" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">screw u oldies. (not all of u)</span></td></tr>
</tbody></table><div>Let me see, what else is in my pocket, except for the rocket, jokes apart,</div><div>I have one more thing to say but before i move further, why don't u get a coffee for two, because i know u would be like hell while readint this one.</div><div>why for two? lol, aren't u gonna invite me to a coffee.</div><div>So the last thing was, was, was, oh my god i forgot it, why?</div><div>This is because while writing i had to take a break because of our beloved K.E.S.C</div><div>In Pakistan nothing but load shedding is punctual. </div><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">Hats off to the punctuality.</span></td></tr>
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</div><div> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue; font-size: large;">Yes, it got back into my mind.</span></div><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://l.thumbs.canstockphoto.com/canstock2939903.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;"><img border="0" src="http://l.thumbs.canstockphoto.com/canstock2939903.jpg" /></span></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue; font-size: large;">Intel brain, that is what i need, with a memory card. </span></td></tr>
</tbody></table><div>So the last thing is, <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue; font-size: large;">'I Love Girls'.</span></div><div>but still this is for every girl, (nothing personal).</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">Aristotle said, "</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue; font-size: large;">Women are incomplete men</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">".</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">I say, how the hell they got half of the </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue; font-size: large;">S</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue; font-size: large;">UPERIORITY.</span></div><div style="text-align: center;">Nothing personal, but its just for the sake of fun.</div><div style="text-align: left;">thank you for reading, its:</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.magicstor.com/images/uploads/GOTHEENDSILK_36-FULL.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://www.magicstor.com/images/uploads/GOTHEENDSILK_36-FULL.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br />
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