Boredom Butcher: 18 Sept 2011

Before Hamza bin laden, breaks into my house and kills me,
Hamza,
I know i kinda freaked u out, since last night,
and u know what?
I was just playing with ur emotions,
and it was:

YEAH!!1 Just for the sake of sun :P

I know, next time we meet, u r gonna kick my balls hard, and then rip me apart,
and i won't complain about it,
cos i know i got u into a real trouble,

yeah, am so sorry, i won't do that again,
well, i would do that again, it was fun :P

So fun se yad aya:

Yeah bloggers meetup.

You just can't imagine how much fun we had,
yeah, seriously u can't,
cos for that u should become

ASSUM

first,

and in

Moonie's style,

Yeah, (nod ur head twice, if u wanna be assum)

Did, u read the title of this post?

yeah, we r DOUGHNUT HEROES, why?

WELL, its a long story,

but the conclusion is cos we r awesome, that is why we r heroes

there is only one difference between us and them, they rescue people AND we get people into danger. :D

our, League of doughnut heroes.

and why that doughnut comes in the middle,

It's cos we all had a doughnut before the party began,

and Asif, jaldi se doughnut khao,

its like our energy pack.

Man!!!!! assum, aren't we. :P

and u know what,

I was out of my home since, 7:00 am in the morning and got back at around 10:30 pm,

yeah,

and it took me almost 2 hours to get back to home, because of :

Traffic on the roads of kaachi
and, i live outside the city, Gulshan-e-maymar.

and when i got home and asked my mom for the food, she was like:

U were out the whole day, and at 11 pm u return and then ask me for food!!!!!

and u know the worst thing, i wasted almost 1000 bucks in a day,

and still mouses were playing football in my stomach, (hunger)
Hey, what bakwas (crap) is am taking about,

Hey, did i introduce u the members of my team,
NO,
so here is my team:

Moonie

AND:
of course:

ME. :D

and do u know what song like fits our meetup?
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Yeah,
FIRDAY,
i know it is annoying, but i love it,
Wait wait wait,
Annoying se yad aya:
Public toilets,

bwahahahahhahaha

and u know what?
today i went into a public toilet in a mall,
ad there it was written:

"yahan akey to sab ki nikal jati he":P

translation for gori chamri:

"even macho man ends up peeing here".

i was like,

WTF, and i laughed real hard on that one,

people thought i was crazy,

well,

i would accept that,

cos the odor there makes u CARAZY,

that is so yukkkyyyy,

and u know what i do, i hide my face till my nose in my shirt,

That makes me feel better,

and what is more,

on one public toilet in Sindbad (an amusement park) it was written:

"This way to the ministry of magic".

Lol, i get easily distracted, so i was takin about meetup,

Yeah it was great,

i am so happy that i really went there,

the best part,

we sat in a resturant for almost 45 minutes and yet we were too busy talking that we didn't order anything,

than not to leave an impact, that we were some perverts we had a drink/ice cream before we left,

And one more thing,

I was like posting a description of every one below the pictures, but

as it is like impossible for us to store the whole oceans of world into tiny bucket it is impossible to describe these extraordinary people in few words, lines or sentences,

They like are in comparable, and indescribable

ahh, that was so great meeting them,