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Sunday, 21 August 2011

dON'T GO for topic.

3 days
total sleep taken:
10 hours and 20 minutes.
obvious conclusion:
Exhausted like hell.
Symptoms of asthma and migraine are quite obvious,
dark spots have formed beneath my eyes and i hope my family isn't thinking that i am a heavy masturbator (off course not).
So i am gonna take some sleep cos i don't have anything in my pockets, not even my rocket (firecracker), webs are hanging in them.
posted by ateeq mughal, yesterday.
But today am back in 
Fast like a cheetah, strong like a lion. :D
To determine the height of my freshness read this:
4 men in prison
a rapist
a murderer
a psycho
and a gay.
rapist: If there's a cat here, i'd fuck it
til it dies.
murderer: once you're done, i'd
torture it to death.
psycho: once it's dead, i'd fuck it till i
the gay in the corner very softly says…
meooww :D :D

That is really an awkward laugh. :/
U know what:
Only he is not lughing. :(
U know why:
cos of CONSTIPATION. he ain't had potty during his life,
so everything inside him is:
Stucked in the moment....with you. :P
So he can't really move his thirty muscles,
what? oh 30 Muscles for what?
lol u don't know u excercis eur thirty muscles while laughing. :P
So u don't really know his situation,
SITUATION se yad aya:
these days, while i am reading blog of especially Paki blogs, i have noticed one thing, people do care about the country and its current situation, 
OK, am not gonna tell u do'z and don'ts, no i really don't type all that stuff, if u want that i can tell u pretty awesome links for stuff like this.
A small note for my new followers:
dudes and dudians (female), While u r on my blog, u r not allowed to think, cos the writer himslef doesn't thinks when he is here, the reason, coz every one around u would be there to tell u smart things but no one would polish ur stupidity and i really love stupidity, so if u wanna laugh out loud, u r most welcome and if u r practicing to control ur breath u r welcome too but if u r coming here to grasp something, i am sure u r wasting ur time.
So back to my point, lol i jst violated the rule my self, POINT, it would make u think.
So back to shit, yeah that's better,
The shit is, last night i was thinking (not here). about the current situation of Pakistan and one thing hit me hard seriously:
Imagine if QUAID-E-AZAM gets his life back to do a single thing, what it would be?
.simple, he would return Pakistan back to Britishers with a letter of Sorry. :D
Ok, u can call me a bad citizen and throw me out of here. :P
into Afghanistan, i will play live call of duty there :P
in shalwar and kameez...:D
That is really bad, u guys would surely make end in hell. :P
U Know what i really don't hate the politicians of Pakistan more than i hate these people who puke out of their windows while being on buses, cars or any other vehicles.
Its really disgusting man!!!!!!hate it,
and i am gonna start a demonstration for that, 
well that is all happening in Pakistan these days, every one is out on the roads, so why not me.
ewwwwwwww, imagine someone eating it ...ewwwwwwwwwww, am disgusting.....hahahaha

lol, that gave me a nausea, u just saw one, i saw hundred and then i had to choose the best disgusting one.
We don't need a reason obviously to hate this, but still i am gonna share what makes me hate it more than Paki politicians.:
Once i was riding my bike, well as a teenager i am a maniac rider, and anything i drive usually ends at mechanic's shop, urghhhhh, i am a good distractor. :P
so while i was riding my bike, i crossed a bus and just as i was crossing the bus, a man puked out of his window and i was the one who caught his shit, it was all over me......my shirt, pants, mouth hairs, everything was like dipped in it...
i just want to meet that guy once in my life, i really don't know what am gonna do to him, but whatever it would be it would be rally BAD.
Am gonna teach every one who pules a good lesson...
OMG, Lesson se yad aya:
Yesterday one of my teacher was charged for breaking the signal, she wasn't asked to do anything first, but as she gave an explanation that she was a teacher and was being late for class, and that all blah blah blah,
the policeman said:
"I was waiting for this moment from my childhood. Please take out a paer and write a thousand times, I WONT DO THAT AGAIN".
teacher shocked, policeman rocked. :D
I think i have typed a good amount of stuff to make u laugh,
well if u won't laugh on this one....What can i do, only humans are given an ability to laugh::D
Well that is not the 'the end'
cos, I have still got two things left:
  1. To my followers, i really thank you all for the awesome support and comments u guys posted. am really glad that i have at least proved one statement to be wrong, yeah, there is a quote that 'a man never chooses his family himself ". whoever said that, sorry man, but i have choosen my followers my self and they are part of my family, SO PLZ, F*** OFF.
  2. The book i recently got my hands one is:

Yeah that is the one,
well i won't tell u the story for sure, but if u are in a mood to read a real thriller and some extra awesome strategies of how to escape prison and some great work u should get this.
well this would rocket u from the first page to last faster than u have ever read before, that defines this book.
well, i should disclose a little about it:
Its a story of a marine who was accused of killing his wife and her boyfriend and was put into one of the most dangerous prison which guarantees that no one can escape it. This guy finds a way out.
That is all i want u to read, god bless u all and now it would be the: