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Tuesday, 6 September 2011

Blah Blah Blah. (part 4)

a single comma can save a man's life.
So please avoid these small errors for the sake of lives of people living near you.
Always check what you write,
lol, look who is sayin that,
The guy who just wrote sayin, and is too lazy to write saying.
So, peoplez how are you,
no don't answer that in comments, i ain't that courteous, it was just a formality, neither am your doc.
Crazy, isn't it,
who asked u :P
So do u know, u can create an atom bomb yourself,
yes u can,
u know how,
all u will need is to fart consistently for  6 years and 9 months.
I am serious,
search it yourself.

it should have been like this:
life isn't about finding yourself an atomic bomb, its about creating one yourself for yourself.
"Sab choro bomb phoro".
angrez ki nasal:
"leave everything, do bombing". :P
Oye, wait don't start now, u r in a region where:
Cos ,
Hey i said no farting, asshole!!!!!!
Don't tell me what u have eaten in breakfast, lunch or dinner,
i am really not interested in what u ate.
Farting se yad aya
i remembered this from farting:
Once, i went to a shop, which was filled with all crazy stuff,
and there i saw a bag, which produced the 'fart' sound, when pressed.
So all u had to do was to place it on chair and make anyone sit on it, and then:

simply: barhhrhrhrhrhrh
Ok that was a bit:
Ok!! not a bit but it was totally lame.
So people, tighten your belts (of pants)
u lost the game,
i never said
Simon says :P

Oh yeah, 
Areesha bilal tagged me,
and the tag was
i have to search my iPod, (in my case my private memory card), for my favorite songs starting from A to Z.
A         Airplanes B.O.B ft Hayley Williams, Already taken,
B         Beautiful  by Eminem
C         Cosmic love, Crush by David Archuleta
D         Down, Dynamite
E          Edge of Glory, e.t by katy perry
F          Fireworks, Friday by Rebecca, frozen by lady gaga
G         Grenade by bruno mars
H          How to love by Lil wayne
I           Iktara, 
J           Just the way u are by Bruno mars
K         Khanabadosh London dreams
L          Loose yourself, Look at me, Love story
M         Marry you by bruno mars
N          Not afraid by Eminem
O          On the floor, Oh my god by Usher
P           Price tag Jessie J, Pretty little liars theme song
Q           none
R           Rain over me Pitbull, Rapture by nadia ali
S           Schiller ft nadia ali, somebody is me, Something bout love
T           Tik tok, Tonight by Enrique 
U           U make me wanna
V           none  
W          wake me up inside, When i am gone, Wavin flag, we will rock you, we r the world
X           none
Y           Yeah 3x Chris brown
Z            Zoosk girl.

Atlast i did it.
So people, today due to too much homework, and no time, this is all i am posting,
hope i at least bought a smile to your faces, if not
what the hell i can do?
and there is one more thing, 

and this would be the:
and, i may not be commenting on your posts, 
am really sorry for that, cos i am out of time, but still i do my best to read and post comment on your posts,
if i haven't commented on any of your posts, i am really sorry people, u just don't know how busy i am these days,
and OWAIS i hate you. :@


Asma Khan said...

IU like your Blah Blah... :P
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TARIQ MIAN said...

But bloggers usually bypass punctuating --which causes miscommunication sometimes especially when the readers don't use common sense of understanding about what is implied or inferred.

Naturally, who would eat grand paa?
Other example:
"Friends Not Masters"
was a book written by the USURPER of Pakistan constituion (Ayub Khan-a coup maker) The title of the book implies "Pakistan needs friends, not masters."

Hazel said...

People don't use proper pronounciation because they think it makes them look cool!

Or like you, they're just lazy :P

Rosette Princess said...

hahaha totally bla bla bla :P

Aasiyah said...

LMAO!!!!! XD
can you tell what someone ate by the smell of their fart?

the other side of me said...

Let's eat ateeq! :P:P
Let's eat,ateeq :):)

normal.is.overrated. said...

haha! I remember my teacher once told us how to use proper punctuation and to express how important it was she told us about a guy who got jilled because of a worng punctuation lol...

your blah blah blah's are funny. Just like you :D

Daniyal Arain said...

It's really not cool.

Once I asked someone why is he not using proper pronounciation and he gave me that purana bakwaas sa lame answer "Its my stile"


Though, I, Myself is pretty bad at English Grammar :')

Pretty Me.

Ovais said...

Oh, hahahaha.
I love you too, bro. :P

I forgive you now. =D
This post was indeed funny.
LOL @ the grandpa part XD

Areesha Bilal said...

6 years and 9 months? Dude, where the Hell did you find this from? xD

ROFLMAO @Grandpa and the fishes xD

Sadiya Merchant said...

dere were 3 parts b4 dis?
n no causalties reported? :P

syed said...

ROFL..!!!dn t be tht mch lazy..!!

Kiran Ashraf said...

my lil sis has downloaded a software on her iphone with a farting noise n since then our lives have been turned hell cz she keeps on pressing that fart button whenever she sees someone sitting,going to the loo etc argghhhh suck big time!!!!

Crush,Down,Just the way,Not afraid,On the floor, Oh my gosh Something bout love,Tik tok,
When i am gone, Wavin flag, we will rock you...all my favvvvs why havent i mentioned them...damn :)

ateeq mughal said...

OMG, do we share same taste in music, and that taste is:
simply the best :P

KN. said...

Hahahahaha. Now the grandpa part as just awesome and so was that black ass with red cross on that! HAAHAHAH. :p

Writing a list of all those songs is indeed a tough job and i am still postponing it all the time. :P

ateeq mughal said...

yah i know, on the right side of your blog, :D

Mishi said...

That was PURE LAME!!haha I was just singing of when I noticed I missed your post...n em glad I dint miss it.it made me smile ,hamesha ki terha...wasay you do have a this Lame sense of humour..and I like it...carry on..aur purho dhiyan sy...Burhay ho kay doctor bhi bununa hai tmhein ubi..hehe khair it was fun...keep writing..and tc kid:-)

MAHNOOR said...

LOL. hahahah!! ure so funny.

xD at grandpa =D

Love said...

ok brother!

except for the farting part... whichi dont know why men especially young boys are so abosessed with... :D thank God my real bros werent...:P or may be they are and i never got to know abt it:P

loved it... thanx for the smile which came quite at the end... i am glad it did... werna the whole activity wud have been a waste like reading u...:D

i am going to youtube all these songs ... and i am sure ill like some of them if not all...

God have u seen runaway bride... remember she liked the eggs as the ppl she was dating or considering getting married to... until richard gere came and told her she needs to have her own mind...

i feel like i am being one when i read ur lists and feel hey i like that too...:D

what did i juts write... yup blah

blah u shall sow blah u shall reap:)

äмän ♥ said...

Hahahhaa Funny =D

Imad Khalid said...

Hahahah Farting is Fun :D and double meaning sentences are also fun ;)

Anonymous said...

hahaha.... thats hilarious man! keep writing..:)

Zeba said...

Oh my my. I really have no words this time. Whatever I had before I got here were also lost in your madness. Sigh.

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