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Saturday, 13 August 2011

Mixed Achaar

Years have passed, every thing has changed but still the question remains, the question remains unanswered still,
The question that is:
Kis ne kaha that k PEPSI 65 ki kardo :P
hahahahahhahaha. WHAT!!!! no that wasn't lame, was it?
OMG, whole week passed and i didn't post anything.
Well that's really bad, and it's cos of my tough time table, i just hove a single minute to spare,
Sometimes before just going to bathroom i have to think that whether i should bath or should i skip bathing, wear a strong perfume and save my self fifteen minutes.
That's the height of being busy.
So, today my pockets are not too heavy, dun know why, i remember last night they were pretty much heavier, but still they are not empty so lets start with the first thing in my pocket today.
GIRLS.
WHAT?? NO, I AM NOT GONNA BORE YOU UP.

SO, before u leave this page thinking that this guy is a pervert and nothing more, and then probably u would unfollow me and i would be back again with only single follower, i should start with this thing,
GIRLS, se yad aya, 
did u notice that i have 25 followers!!, that is pretty much for me, but did u notice among these 25, 16 are girls, wow.
Stupid, that doesn't means there are more female bloggers, HELL NO!! but girls love me  my blog more. :D
so, Girls are really bitchy  lovely creatures, but when they are women OMG, then i would say Guys are better.
the thing is,
Women think they are comparable to man.
i would say:
simply: hahahahahahahahahahahah
Yeah, that is pretty much a joke.
I am not degrading women, 
i think i am, but that's the truth
OK, so before writing something
I don't know how many of u read the disclaimer on my blog, 
well OK u never read it,
Well, it says that every thing on this page is part of author's own observation and he doesn't gives a damn about who u r,
Lol, i should change this line, cos i do give a damn about the reader, cos i don't want to get back to my stone age blog.
anti women
Why i hate women is because they think they can be a man, :P
u r a women for god sake be a women.
I do visit many places where u have to stand in a queue for long long time, and every single guy (young or old) have to stand in that queue but the women, the evil, would come, go to the counter and would say:
ladies first.
or, we are women so can we have the counter first,
YES U R WOMEN SO GO TO HELL FIRST EVEN.
where is ur equilibrium then, where is ur power than.
so to every women out there in this world who thinks she could be a man,
f*** off 
(roza kharab karadia).
so not making it a huge article, women learn patience first, then u can have me as ur teacher.
I don't know whether i would post tomorrow so:
happy Independence day, to every one.

It would sound awkward, but this year i just don't feel the original patriotism in me, the way last year i did paintings and wrote great great great statuses on Facebook.
I just feel like we shouldn't celebrate, i just think we r not Pakistanis, the way we r treating pakistan, it seems as if we a invaders trying to ruin this place.
To me Pakistan is in it's worst condition and if we did nothing for it TODAY, i don't think there would be a country called Pakistan in the future.
The bad part is, we just don't have time to think, we should do something, we r too late for the'thinking' part .
we need Allah.
  Its our elders who did wrong but now its our turn to make it right.
I just wanna be a part of the right doers.
that would be:

OMG, f*** me, 
no that was meant to be a joke.
ISLY MY NEW FOLLOWERS, U ROCK 
NOW THIS WOULD BE 
the end.

33 comments:

Asma Khan said...

This post seems mix AACHAR.... :P
Anyways Happy Independence Day... :)
Stay Blessed

Faraz Ezazi said...

You say too many things in a single go
Your followers are escalating at a good speed too

By the way

Happy Independence Day to you and all Pakistanis

Visit my blog too
http://farazezazi.blogspot.com/

Ovais said...

Remember why guys say "Ladies First?" :p

the other side of me said...

No offense :p,but I think the women's are behaving like men because men's are not behaving like (real) men :P

well, i hope you really give a damn about your readers..:P:P

Anyways,happy independence day and take care :D

normal.is.overrated. said...

lol I second The Other Side of Me - so many men arent acting lik REAL men and so some men are acting like WOMEN geezus :P I like reading your blog you say many things at once haha :D

Happy independance day to you :))

a* said...

You're just jealous women are cooler than men =p

Happy Independence Day to you too :) But I agree with you about not feeling patriotism this year :(

ateeq mughal said...

@aasma:
u r the sweetest person i know, so u won't mind if i borrow ur mixed achar and make it the title of this post.
0_o, did u meant mixed achaar as a compliment cos i have tasted it, it is good
or u meant as if u never got what am saying, like u never know that u had a pickle or chilli,
do let me know
@faraz, u call this speed 0_o, 4 months and 25 followers, well i call it x-speed
P.S, x means dead.
@ovais, :D
@other side of me, u r calling them MEN. 0_o, they aren't even women
and u too take care and happy independance day.
@ normal is over rated, yes, that's how i write, i just want to say everything on the single go, dun know why but i always write so many things in the same article
a* jealous :P, from women :P
yeah, at least someone shares the same feeling, happy independance day to u too.

Hamza Bin Ladin said...

Hahahaha!!!!

This was some funny, random post!

HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY!

Woo-Hoo, 25 followers! Half way to a fifty!!

ateeq mughal said...

:D

TARIQ MIAN said...

Youth of today have a great duty to make the very original dream come true as envisioned by Dr Allama Iqbal and Mr. Jinnah.
I am looking forward to seeing you visiting my blog.

Happy Independence day

Faryal Hasan said...

*Ignores the woman wala part* :P

Dude, I have been trying to comment on this post since yesterday. :O Screw my internet.

Happy Independence day. :)

ateeq mughal said...

happpyyy independence day to u toooo.
that is gud enough for me that u commented.
my internet wasn't working since morning too.:(
lol, forgot am living in maymar :D

KN. said...

Though you hate all women still you know the count of women in your followers! Ironic no? :p

Well i liked reading your post. It was fun and random and you TALK SO MUCH LIKE ME. :D

Happy Independence day! :)

Aasiyah said...

Imaan, Iteehad, Nazm. Pakistan Zindaabad! :)

ateeq mughal said...

@KN, i hate women not girls :D
feel the difference.
thank you for liking post.
and really :/. wow.
happy independence day.
@aaisha
pakistan zindabad, and this motto should be added into our lives.

ateeq mughal said...

sorry my bad that was aasiyah :D

Daaneiia said...

OMG. 29 followers. I'm soooo happpy for youu. Where's the party now? :p
I shall be the chief guest for sure.
Please let me be the main person on your awesome Blog :p

ateeq mughal said...

lol, 30. :D
cheif guest, lol, am i having an opening ceremony:P
lol my blog haven't turn into celeb blog yet.
:D

Ezazi said...

CONGRATS ON THE QUARTER CENTURY FOLLOWERS!=D

YOUR PICS RAWWWWKK!!=D

Daanish said...

interesting post :)

do your best leave the rest to God.

one person at a time and enjoy the ripple effect of good in our homeland.

The best thing happened to us was the partition on INDIA.

PAKISTAN ZINDABAD :)

ateeq mughal said...

@Ezazi :D

Rolling Stone said...

well nice humor... and for women wala part i would like to add something..
Practice makes the man perfect
And women, Well they can never be ;)..

ateeq mughal said...

@rolling stone.
rofl :d

Daaneiia said...

I WANNNA STEAL AWAY ALL YOUR COMMENTS

ateeq mughal said...

i wanna steal ur followers lets exchange. :P

Viya ;) said...

Lol! @ TOSM's No offense :p,but I think the women's are behaving like men because men's are not behaving like (real) men :P
... hehe...! :P :P

ateeq mughal said...

cos they are not MEN, lol they r not even women.
this should be my slogan now:
I AM A REAL MEN.
thnx for following my blog :D

Hamza Bin Ladin said...

I WANT TO STEAL ALL YOUR COMMENTS TOO!
I never had 27 comments when I had 32 followers.
I AM SUCH A FAIL =c

JK. Good for you man!

Kiran Ashraf said...

This is my first visit to yr blog n apart from this post being a lil anti-women, i like it actually i loved it cuz i agree that giving us special treatement kinda makes us feel inferior..i dont know bout anybody but if somedody does that to me..i dont like it cuz we have to treat ppl equally with no gender bias.And yea girls tends to becomes a lil not-so-good when they turn into women..maybe thats the reason why a lady loves to be called a GIRL even in her 70s :)

ateeq mughal said...

at least someone read beneath the lines :D
thank you :D

TARIQ MIAN said...

@Kiran Ashraf,
In the West, they usually call elders as girls and boys even if they are in their advance age.
Furthermore, they say 87 year young lady. It's the feelings that matter.
Age is what you look.
Some people in their early thities look way old.

Kiran Ashraf said...

@Tariq: i agree :)

Daaneiia said...

Yeah Okay FINEEEE