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Sunday, 7 August 2011

Blah Blah Blah. (part 3),

These days DEATH has inspired me alot.
Yeah call me a weirdo but still Death is the height of craziness.
lol,  he is inspired by computer!
 Imagine yourself to be a student who went through his O-level exams getting 13 straight A*. then in A-levels got 7 A*.
Got a scholarship to some great universities, got some great degrees there and then applied for a million dollar job.
This guy gets an interview another day, and the next morning:
Qayamat agai :P
Now this would be the moment when u burst out:
Probably u would say,
"I should have DIED rather witnessing this moment".
Well at least i would have said that.
Last night when i was lying on my bed suddenly i though that what would happen if i am thrown into hell,
well, i would walk in hell like dabang, every eye starring me and then i would say:
"chalo Lucifer Papa has arrived".
Imagine Satan like this :P
Or if i am sent to heavens,
OMG, i have heard alot about the beautiful fairies there :P
Height of naughtiness.
God, forgive me for these lame jokes i made on heaven and hell but its cuz of these 21 amigos that i have to do so, otherwise i would be back with one follower:P
I don't want to sin more so, i will end this topic here and start a new one.
Today my pockets are full of ideas but how to paste all of them here, is quite difficult so i will post some today and few tomorrow (inshallah).
yes!!! I've got a story (real one).
so the story revolves around the theme:
Height of MELA-PAN.
Recently, me and my friends visited arena, these included:
From left: Nasar, Asad, ATEEQ, Kawish, Waleed and Saqlain.
We had some great time there, not getting into details.
After enjoying ourselves we planned to ave lunch at K.F.C, 
at first we planned  pizza hut but our pockets were too light for that.
I would blame price hiking for that. :P
Well i never got a chance to visit K.F.C cos i had to leave for home, so the story has been narrated to me by a friend and i am typing the story in active voice.
so we got to K.F.C, ordered mighty zinger for every one, yummy.
Now skipping the eating part, lets get to the creepy and ela tarin part.
We all finished the burger except one, i won't name him,
He sat with burger in hand like he was getting into it's philosophy, i said
"Bhai nai khaya ja raha toh let me have a bite".
He said, no and than started eating it, now it was only 1 bite left when he suddenly spoke:
"I am getting it parceled".
We all were were like:
We all were in a bizzzare situation that what did he just said, all of us tried to stop him but that mela, stood up rather than packing that tiny piece himself went to the counter and asked the salesmen to wrap it up, moreover he asked for ketchup.
lol, it was so shameful thing that all of us got out saying:
"ham toh aapko jantey hi nai ".
He was there tooo.

lol, that was the real hieght of mela pan, really man.
I am glad i wasn't there, i would have killed him at that very moment.
This would be all for today, but before leaving,
shouts of HEY, ILYSM, to my brand new 4 followers:
  1. AAISHA
  2. AASMA KHAN
  3. FLOOD GATES OF FEELING
  4. AFSHA HUSSAIN.
I hope u at least laughed while reading if yes,
am glad.
If not,
then,
I WASN'T PUT ON EARTH TO MAKE U LAUGH. :D
This would be:
FOR TODAY.

25 comments:

Asma Khan said...

Good one... this really made me laugh, specially last line love it... :D

Stay Blessed

ateeq mughal said...

Thank you so much

Mishi said...

hahahahaha nah this was so good and made me laugh..keep writing kid:-)

ateeq mughal said...

thank you....auntie ;D

ME... said...

whats so wrong about getting the food packed??

-eva626

Daaneiia said...

Oh God. Perhaps he wanted to share that one bite with his family. You never know :p

ateeq mughal said...

there is nothing wrong with getting food packed, getting a single bite packed is really awful,
hahaha, Daaneiia, he was saving it for dinner :P

the other side of me said...

Remember dont waste food even if it's just a single bite :P:P

WEll,...may heaven be yours =D=D

Till then take care
...and have fun always!!!

ateeq mughal said...

he could have shared that bite, getting one bite parceled :P OMG.
and in heaven there would be women like fatimah jinnah and all these in hell
from katrina to taylor swift, OMG
and fun is my life, thank you for reading.

Hamza Bin Ladin said...

No. I HATE this post.
Literally.
I hate that picture. It's disgusting without me in it=D

HAHAHAHAHA, THE BURGER-BITE-PARCEL-THING WAS SO FUNNY. DON'T TELL ME IT REALLY HAPPENED!!!

ateeq mughal said...

:D
be jealous dude
and its as true as ur jealousy/ :P

Qasid said...

I will not comment any further if it makes you love me and stop using animals in your pictures use human s what did that cat ever do to you

ateeq mughal said...

humans don't fit to my requirements :P

the other side of me said...

LOLed at Katrina at taylor rotting in hell..hahahaha

and i was thinking that if we had done enough good deeds, maybe we'll be meeting in heaven soon..:):)

P.s:Usually I dont reply to replies, but I couldn't stop laughing at ur joke..take care

ateeq mughal said...

Meeting in hell, SOON!!!!!! what's the hurry :P
and thanx for replying me, that makes me like u more.

Maham said...

"qayamat agayi" looool
I like the way you place in photos expressing the exact situation and I hope your pockets weighs enough for pizza hut next time :D

ateeq mughal said...

hahahaaha, i wish they do weigh that much next time.,
and thank youuuuuuuu

Hamza Bin Ladin said...

I feel like leaving a second comment over here.
Doesn't it really matter?
No?

*Hurt expressions*

PurpleMist. said...

HAHAHAHAHA!!
I have a friend who does that too, so embarassing :P

Ezazi said...

I hate parcelled stuff. I mean, dude, eat it all right there or just bloody parcel THE WHOLE OF IT. -_-

But you put it in SUCH an epicly funny way. And I L.O.V.E. the pics you put up. :D

ateeq mughal said...

thank you!!!!!!!.
wow just got 20 comments for the frst time.
wooot woooot

Mohammed Saqlain said...

Oyee , He wasn't saving it for dinner :P
Usko ghr ja k salan bnana tha :P
CORRECTION :P

a* said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!! "*DHUZZZ* Qayamat agai." LOLLOLLOLLOLLL!! xD

Hahahahaha if it was me, I would've snatched the bite from my friend and eaten it. :P

ateeq mughal said...

lol, he had a strong grip over it. :P

Aasiyah said...

"I am getting it parceled."
EPIC! XD

I'm still laughing after reading it a gazillion times.
Maaaaaaan, you're the man!