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Thursday, 3 November 2011

Just FTW, but from where i would get enough balls

Sometimes, there are way too many huddles to jump,
sometimes there are too many reasons to cry,
Sometimes life just don't moves the way u want it to move and u end up taking the wrong train and getting stuck in the middle of nowhere,
that is when, life sits in the audience and laughs on your flop act, and all u think of giving life is:

If u still need a word then its:
BULLSHIT.



Well, Bullshit is not what i wanna discuss but the starting was quite admirable with those lines so, One need to do that in order to get applause.
What i wanted to connect with BULLSHIT are:
LOVE STORIES :P
Those all so same Happy Endings,
Those all so same stories
and all that illogical magical bond of love,
FTW and GROW UP
Illogical, that's something which can also be connected with an OWL,
Yeah,
just think,
There is bird with two huge milf's boob size's eyes, and what this bird does is it keep those eyes open at night and closed in the morning,
WTF.
just FTW and then rule over it,
Be ZARDARI :P
oh, that was indeed an abusive statement, sorry, :P
Yeah so where was I,
Love stories,

or Bullshit,
That's same.


In every story, there is a girl, who is really beautiful but life is not good to her and she fantasize that one day she would be the princess and her prince would come riding on the horse and would rescue her,
and then they would get married and live a blissful life,
Happy ending,
and then music and the cast and u close the t.v and think that was a sweet movie which brought tears to your eyes, blah blah blah, and then u think of yourself as that girl,
Yeah i lost you somewhere, :P
no? then FTW and grow up :P
Just think reality,
yesterday i was in the footwear shop, and for almost half an hour i was confused with all those shoes and then when finally when i decided the shoes, I couldn't get my size in the chosen shoe,
Man that's a huge mouth, i wonder if he gives blowjobs  to elephants :P
and that was when it clicked me that WHY, it was only Cinderella's foot that fitted the shoe When it was tested on every girl's foot in that village,
and there i was sitting in that shop pondering into my deep thoughts,
don't you dare think that deep, even fishes sink die of drowning,
fishes die of drowning :P
That's some good sense of humor,
ateeq *holds his collar in pride :P
and Good sense of humor se yad aya,
( I think you can now easily translate this line :P)


so,  the question is:
Q) How many accountants would it take to change a light bulb?
ANS) Smile if you thought there was an answer to it,
Q) how many actors would it take to change a light bulb?
ANS) Only one, they are not made to share the spotlight :P
In case you r not laughing at my joke, laugh on this :D
Yeah, so where was I,
I was nowhere,
really i am not making any sense,
that's what i do,
Make no sense :P
and yeah,
I am really far away from blogging,
it's just i don't have time + any new ideas + my laptop is not feeling well and i just can't get into the mood,
I will be back soon,
and to my new followers,
GUYS!!!!! link me to your blog please, so that i could follow u back,
and am so sorry that i am not reading your posts, i am being a bad boy but soon i will be back,
This 10th grade is really a challenging one,
everyday there is a new competition, a new challenge, a new tournament that i need to win,
then i have my studies,
Gosh i am way behind in studies,
i feel the words dancing over my head, books seem filled with some crazy stuff,
maths and Add.Maths are the only subjects which seem awesome these days,
Mom's angry with my everyday indulgence in extracurricular activities and she keeps  reminding me of my studies, that's one hell scary life,
Ah scary se yad aya,
The news i read recently,
and this news is


A California woman has been arrested after authorities said she cut off her husband's penis with a kitchen knife and ground it up in a garbage disposal.
Catherine Kieu, 48, is accused of tying her sleeping husband to a bed with nylon ropes, pulling down his pants and slicing off his penis.The Garden Grove woman then took the severed penis into the kitchen, threw it into the garbage disposal and turned it on, mutilating the organ.

Should i give u a free advice,
Wear underwear with a digital lock with a password to unlock and lock it
 :P 
No standing aviation, i know i am smart. :P
So this lady, the horrible women really surprised the shit out of me and now
I won't maaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyy,
for my Phallus's sake:P
Ah, these times are indeed horrible.
So what's more,
well,
there is nothing more and i should really say BYE to u all,
and  finally :
i HOPE U ALL are having awesome lives :D

28 comments:

Hazel said...

It is not possible for ANY form of Maths to be awesome!!

Daniyal Arain said...

That last story was...LOL.

May be Men should wear a underwear like Spartan Women use to wear :P.

Moses Stop it. LOL :P Didn't thought like that ;).


Well keep on blogging :D


Sayonara ;)

Daniyal Arain said...

@Hazel Mathematics is AWESOME. :P - Now wait until I get the answer of this "2 + 2"

normal.is.overrated. said...

I feel like I haven't read posts for a long, long time. and math sucks.

random and awesome post. as always :)

Tariq Mian said...
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Tariq Mian said...

Ateeq as usual you bring excellent devilish stuff for humour.
Big open Mouth for the elephant's satisfaction of lust, and then the woman cutting off her spouse's manhood -- are amazing.

Hey! it takes a moment to leave a line or two at my post.
What's really gone right with you that you don't commit any wrong anymore.

Shreya said...

Lol.. It made me laugh. I enjoyed being here. ;)

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suvaiba said...

lolz
i only write love stories and i don't write them :P
i know and i think it hardly exist:P
i only believe in crushes
well keep on blogging
and yes ur be passeed acc to ya marks not tha amnt of activities u did
so study :)
and last story :P
lolz MEN GETTING PROSECUTED :P
mmmm SAD for the man and guys in general :) but i kinda enjoyed this thing..!:P
tc

suvaiba said...

the 1st line mistake
* thank GOD i only write love stories and not actually feel for them*

S. Mahnoor Shah said...

Hahah the Moses stop it was a bit funny.. :P
And as for Maths it csn be awesome when it wants to be you know?

ateeq mughal said...

@Hazel, i just love maths :P
@Daniyal, spartan women :D
bwahahahhahahahahah.
@normal, thank you. :D and maths donot sucks :D
@tariq mian, here i come :P
sir, u know i never leave a single line comment on your posts, i type those long comments, and i read ur posts with minute attention,
@Shreya, thank you :D
@suzie, lol, i didn't get what u said :P sorry
@suvaiba, u know what i had ur writing in my mind when i was writing abt love stories, i thought i would receive critics here :P,
and yeah i gotta study,
and man being prostituted :P would be wild :P
@Mahnoor, yeah math moves with its own will :P

PurpleMist. said...

LOL I love how your posts are so random :P
I don't even know what to say about that last story, gosh :P

Well I hope your horrible times end soon and your life becomes awesome again!

Laura said...

Great...I enjoyed being here.:)

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Uruj said...

Hahahah! This was nice.

ateeq mughal said...

@Purple, thanks for the wish, i really need bundles of them. :D
@Laura, i am glad that u enjoyed
@Uruj, thank you :D

Faraz Ezazi said...

Eid Mubarak
Love the Randomness of this post

Nostalgic said...

Haha. Your posts always make me lol :D

Eid Mubarakaan, Ateeqay! I am baaack :D

ateeq mughal said...

@faraz kheir mubarak buddy,
@nostalgic, heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, eid mubarakan jee :P

Rosette Princess said...

hahaha lol funny as always :D

ateeq mughal said...

:D

Aliza Khan said...

Hahahaha okzzzz let see Hmmmm it was a good post but not as good as the last one :D ;)

Ovais said...

L.O.L.

ateeq mughal said...

@Aliza: OHK, thank you so much for ur response, i will try to do much better next time
@Ovais: eid k chand :P

Ridx :) said...

hahahahahahhahaa :D i am laughing like crazy!

and u r good at maths and add maths. wow thats awesome! i got a c grade! iam good at anything but maths! :D

hava awesome life!

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Uruj said...

Boredom butcher, where are you?

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jamier said...

Haha. You awesome being made my brother and the famous "I", laugh hard. All's thumbs up :) Stay funney. Yay! http://withlove-jamila.blogspot.com/