DOUGHNUT HEROES.

Before Hamza bin laden, breaks into my house and kills me,
Hamza,
I know i kinda freaked u out, since last night,
and u know what?
I was just playing with ur emotions,
and it was:

YEAH!!1 Just for the sake of sun :P

I know, next time we meet, u r gonna kick my balls hard, and then rip me apart,
and i won't complain about it,
cos i know i got u into a real trouble,

yeah, am so sorry, i won't do that again,
well, i would do that again, it was fun :P

So fun se yad aya:

Yeah bloggers meetup. 

You just can't imagine how much fun we had,
yeah, seriously u can't,
cos for that u should become

ASSUM

first, 

and in 

Moonie's style, 

Yeah, (nod ur head twice, if u wanna be assum)

Did, u read the title of this post?

yeah, we r DOUGHNUT HEROES, why?

WELL, its a long story, 

but the conclusion is cos we r awesome, that is why we r heroes

there is only one difference between us and them, they rescue people AND we get people into danger. :D
 

our, League of doughnut heroes.

and why that doughnut comes in the middle,

It's cos we all had a doughnut before the party began, 

and Asif, jaldi se doughnut khao, 

its like our energy pack.

Man!!!!! assum, aren't we. :P

and u know what,

I was out of my home since, 7:00 am in the morning and got back at around 10:30 pm,

yeah, 

and it took me almost 2 hours to get back to home, because of :

1. Traffic on the roads of kaachi
2. and, i live outside the city, Gulshan-e-maymar.

and when i got home and asked my mom for the food, she was like:

U were out the whole day, and at 11 pm u return and then ask me for food!!!!!

and u know the worst thing, i wasted almost 1000 bucks in a day, 

and still mouses were playing football in my stomach, (hunger)
Hey, what bakwas (crap) is am taking about,

Hey, did i introduce u the members of my team,
NO,
so here is my team:

Furee kat 

Hamza bin laden 

Russian bear 

Asif Iqbal 

Moonie 

AND:
of course:

ME. :D

and do u know what song like fits our  meetup?
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Yeah,
FIRDAY,
i know it is annoying, but i love it,
Wait wait wait,
Annoying se yad aya:
Public toilets,

bwahahahahhahaha

and u know what?
today i went into a public toilet in a mall,
ad there it was written:

"yahan akey to sab ki nikal jati he":P

translation for gori chamri:

"even macho man ends up peeing here". 

i was like,

WTF, and i laughed real hard on that one,

people thought i was crazy,

well, 

i would accept that,

cos the odor there makes u CARAZY,

that is so yukkkyyyy,

and u know what i do, i hide my face till my nose in my shirt,

That makes me feel better,

and what is more,

on one public toilet in Sindbad (an amusement park) it was written:

"This way to the ministry of magic".

Lol, i get easily distracted, so i was takin about meetup,

Yeah it was great,

i am so happy that i really went there,

the best part,

we sat in a resturant for almost 45 minutes and yet we were too busy talking that we didn't order anything,

than not to leave an impact, that we were some perverts we had a drink/ice cream before we left,

And one more thing,

I was like posting a description of every one below the pictures, but 

as it is like impossible for us to store the whole oceans of world into tiny bucket it is impossible to describe these extraordinary people in few words, lines or sentences,

They like are in comparable, and indescribable 

ahh, that was so great meeting them,

Wait, wait wait. :P

Great se yad aya:

women driving.

The only reason why u should look in both ways while crossing a one way road. 

Man, 

i don't know who the hell gave these women  permission to drive,

man!!!!!!

when women drive, it is a fact that u would:

Jao gay car mein, or aao gay akhbar mein,

translation:

go in a car and return in newspaper

and the fact is, 

all the women of the world drive car in the same way,

i.e,

back stiffed, eyes on the bonnet rather than on the road,

moreover, rather than using their side mirrors and rear mirror, they turn 360 degrees while turning or parking,

and when something happens to car, they won't dare to call someone or even mechanic, they would lock the car, hire a taxi and return home,

like my mom once did,

that's how it ends,

I have got a news to share,

and that is a BAD news,

the news is,

"For around three weeks i am going on my away mode, yup i am not gonna blog, the worst thing i am not gonna read ur posts, cos i have to study hard, currently my blogging career is on stake, 

my family thinks blogging is a waste of time." 

and that is why i have to study real hard, to prove them all wrong,

pray for me,

and one more thing, 

like few weeks back i read it somewhere, i don't remember where, that people adapt fake personalities  just to impress others,

well i agree to an extent but people like me also adapt fake personalities,

for example, 

through my blog, it appears that i have got an awesome life, a life filled with jokes and all the stuff that brings a smile to my face,

but that is not the case, 

at home i am probably with the gloomiest life,

i am so happy that u people read what i write cos at home no one listens to my jokes,

and i get a long long lecture from my mother to get serious,

well i don't want to get serious,

and i don't give a damn what others get from my life, this is my life and i am the one responsible for it,

that is all i want from my family, leave me and let me live,

and i feel really bad cos probably this might be the last post (of this month) by ateeq mughal, but it's not the funniest one,

i had an amazing time through out these three months, 

and i thank u all, 

for following my blog, never though that i would make it till HERE,

lol, i can here mom coming upstairs, so before she knocks me and my laptop,

i should end this,

thank you people for wasting ur time here,

bye, 

finally, this is the: