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Wednesday, 28 December 2011

Butcher revives, Where the hell is this boredom, find it kill it :P

AND....................................................
i am back :D
Well i don't know at which time of the day u all would be reading my blog post,
so as to wish u all:
GOOOOOOOOOOOODDDD WHATEVER TIME OF DAY U CHOOSE.



So!!!!
UFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!
These whole two months time, 
and time is dark 
and dark is black 
black is U.S's president
and black is my Miss universe,

Did u see this year's miss universe,
geezzzzzzz, she is from Angola,
make her stand in front of a black screen 
and puff*
she would vanish :P
*WIZARD* :P
yah i am a racist, 
u have got a problem with that,
flush it dude,
u can be patriotic and i can't be a racist?
fuck it.............. 
Yeah there is no sense in what i just wrote but try to read from BENEATH the lines,
LOL!!! its ATEEQ's work, u won't still find a thing :P
nothing can get more awkward than this image. UGLYY:P


See i am a huge racist, 
u are not permitted in my dojo
.....................................................................And The SATAN walks into the bar :P
One more thing i am not ONLY a racist,
i am even a magniloquence. 
either u'll google this word, or u'll skip it with an intention that in further lines u'll locate its meaning,
cos, my english is great boss :P
see i told ya i boast a lot :P
arrogant he banda  :P
Uffffff!!!!!
before u leave my page and fuck me,
i should.........................................CHANGE THE TOPIC. :P
So, there are now two months and few more days in my blogoversary  and still i haven't completed 100 followers,
do u have a tissue paper,
give me a box.
the world's not gonna end in 2012
cos my half yearly examination result is pending
the world's not gonna end in 2012
cos there's still lot to be on landing
the world's not gonna end in 2012
cos we all are still at peace
the world's not gonna end in 2012
cos the world is still in one piece
the world's not gonna end in 2012
cos i am single
the world's not gonna end in 2012
cos i am about to mingle
the worlds not gonna end in 2012
cos i don't give a fuck about that shit,
common do u think the world is gonna end in 2012 then text your reviews
@ ur best friends no,
then he/she will think u r stupid and
I WILL WIN
COS
.....................................................................I AM BADSHAH :P
happiness on getting u f****d

  and just think on 2nd January, Monday, a kid goes to school without completing his homework,
the teacher asks why hasn't he completed it,
the boy looks up at the teacher and says softly:
...................................................I thought we were gonna die :P.......................................
ah, that would be all
but
wait wait wait wait,
this is good one,
Pathan was reading financial times. headlines read:
"Microsoft buys skype for 8.5 billion".
Pathan shouts:
...........................................oh teri kher, he should have downloaded it,
Fuck the world pathan, just fuck it,
no u can't.
cos Zardari is fucking it currently. :P
and lastly, a small test to determine how many smart asses are following me.



                              1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10
choose any alphabet from the ^above and i will tell u how smart u are. :P
like my post if u are smart :P
Take care people,
and think positive :D
farewell.
<3 u all

27 comments:

Rosette Princess said...

HAHAHAHA
Looks whos back!! :D Welcome back yaar .....missed your posts and ur humour :P

That worlds not gonna end in 2011 wala part i agree with u on that :P i really dont believe it would happen...i mean cummon abhi tou life shuru hui thi yar! :D

Your post was hilarious as always!
and i choose 8 :P lol ;)

Ovais said...

Hahahahaha.
Welcome back :D

This is what I was waiting for, you made my day :D

There's no alphabet in the numbers!

normal.is.overrated. said...

welcome back dude :)

Rosette Princess said...

haha ooops reading ovais' comment i m now feeling like a dork -_- :P i didn't saw it was alphatbets :P not numbers.....lol

Ezazi said...

I nearly wrote 2. NEARLY. -____-

Welcome back. :)

ateeq mughal said...

hahahahahahah,
GIRLS ARE S..............TUPID,
That is the conclusion,
and this case is closed :P
Ovais high five :D

NIOR: thanx dudette :D

suvaiba said...

u couldn't have added more ATEEQNESS :P
well this was FUN
ohkay not just FUN
but FFFFF----UUUUU----NNNNN
yeah that's right.
HAPPY NEW YEAR
take care

Rosette Princess said...

lol now em feeling more like a dork :P well btw u have ur same faceook badge 2 times on ur blog :P thought to inform u

Aliza Khan said...

Hahahahahahahahaha welcome backkkkk dude :D I missed ur blog so much :D U actually saved the day :p

Hahahahahaha im a genious kasam sae but i was like 7's the num im choosing o_O

ateeq mughal said...

@rosette : Yeah!!!!, thnx girl, why didn't i notice it, :/
@aliza, ae hae u didn't choose a number, :P
maza ajata :P

A guilty conscience said...

hahahah...cmmon man, its fucking good...i think tha most entertaining article i read till now...the funkiness is awesome...keep on the fun.

Uruj said...

Lol. Welcome back :)
Happy 2012

Meow Moon said...

CRazzzzzzzzzzyyyyyyyy POST!
welcome back crazy blogger :D

Ridx :) said...

welcome back! :D

Happy new year. :D Its too late but anyway :D

and Happy Blogoversary. :D May you have many more with loads of followers. But most importantly, I wish that you get loyal followers. :D :D even if you get one or two! :D

MAHNOOR said...

atttttttttteeeeeeq. and who else could make my day! :D

Khizer Hussain said...

good sense of humor :P

Zeebs said...

Hi-fives for being racist. Racist jokes for the win.

I'd write more but, I'll let you curry on

(see what I did there?)

Ridx :) said...

where r u?
LOST!

Blahblaholic ♥ © said...

Hahahahahahaaaa =P
Mad guy, you are!
Also, what the hell? No post since SO LONG?
Come back baba :(
x

Maham said...

You have been mentioned on my blog, in a good way that is :D

avecwings said...

HAHAHAHAAAHHA :)
no words... u doing a fantastic job in this dreary sulking looking world....`
thanx 4 making me smyl :)
God bless u

Ridx :) said...

where r u? lost again? lol

i tagged you in a post. check it out. :D

http://mycupppaaacofffeee.blogspot.com/2012/06/because-that-dainty-deft-dipsomaniac.html

johnpeterjohn said...

lol lol lol .. hahahahahahaha welcome back
Math Games for Preschoolers

Canon Ink said...

Hahahahaha.......Oh my goodness, it was pretty fantastic.........

Nas said...

Oh hello again! That made me laugh! Thank you!

If you hadn't already noted, I have changed my blog URL. Please unfollow me and follow me again at closingpandorasboxx.blogspot.co.uk . Thanks! :)

Afshan Hussain said...

I don't know you personally, but every time i read your posts, they just make me laugh :D
I love what you write :D
I do wish to tell you that one day. Like serious wala face to face ;)

Love ( Founder YUP/ Enlive.Inn) said...

you were hilarious. ! you should have just kept writing! But yes we all grow up and grow serious. But this was so much fun!:) i am still chuckling!