dON'T GO for topic.

3 days
total sleep taken:
10 hours and 20 minutes.
obvious conclusion:
Exhausted like hell.
Symptoms of asthma and migraine are quite obvious,
dark spots have formed beneath my eyes and i hope my family isn't thinking that i am a heavy masturbator (off course not).
So i am gonna take some sleep cos i don't have anything in my pockets, not even my rocket (firecracker), webs are hanging in them.
posted by ateeq mughal, yesterday.
But today am back in 
A.C.T.I.ON..

Fast like a cheetah, strong like a lion. :D

To determine the height of my freshness read this:
4 men in prison
cell:
a rapist
a murderer
a psycho
and a gay.
...............
rapist: If there's a cat here, i'd fuck it
til it dies.
murderer: once you're done, i'd
torture it to death.
psycho: once it's dead, i'd fuck it till i
die!
.
.
the gay in the corner very softly says…
meooww :D :D

That is really an awkward laugh. :/

U know what:

Only he is not lughing. :(

U know why:

cos of CONSTIPATION. he ain't had potty during his life,

so everything inside him is:

Stucked in the moment....with you. :P

So he can't really move his thirty muscles,

what? oh 30 Muscles for what?

lol u don't know u excercis eur thirty muscles while laughing. :P

So u don't really know his situation,

SITUATION se yad aya:

these days, while i am reading blog of especially Paki blogs, i have noticed one thing, people do care about the country and its current situation, 

OK, am not gonna tell u do'z and don'ts, no i really don't type all that stuff, if u want that i can tell u pretty awesome links for stuff like this.

A small note for my new followers:

dudes and dudians (female), While u r on my blog, u r not allowed to think, cos the writer himslef doesn't thinks when he is here, the reason, coz every one around u would be there to tell u smart things but no one would polish ur stupidity and i really love stupidity, so if u wanna laugh out loud, u r most welcome and if u r practicing to control ur breath u r welcome too but if u r coming here to grasp something, i am sure u r wasting ur time.

So back to my point, lol i jst violated the rule my self, POINT, it would make u think.

So back to shit, yeah that's better,

The shit is, last night i was thinking (not here). about the current situation of Pakistan and one thing hit me hard seriously:

Imagine if QUAID-E-AZAM gets his life back to do a single thing, what it would be?

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.simple, he would return Pakistan back to Britishers with a letter of Sorry. :D

LAME!!!!! YEAH NO IT WASN'T. :P

Ok, u can call me a bad citizen and throw me out of here. :P

into Afghanistan, i will play live call of duty there :P

in shalwar and kameez...:D

That is really bad, u guys would surely make end in hell. :P

BAD SE YAD AYA:

U Know what i really don't hate the politicians of Pakistan more than i hate these people who puke out of their windows while being on buses, cars or any other vehicles.

Its really disgusting man!!!!!!hate it,

and i am gonna start a demonstration for that, 

why?

well that is all happening in Pakistan these days, every one is out on the roads, so why not me.

ewwwwwwww, imagine someone eating it ...ewwwwwwwwwww, am disgusting.....hahahaha

lol, that gave me a nausea, u just saw one, i saw hundred and then i had to choose the best disgusting one.
We don't need a reason obviously to hate this, but still i am gonna share what makes me hate it more than Paki politicians.:
Once i was riding my bike, well as a teenager i am a maniac rider, and anything i drive usually ends at mechanic's shop, urghhhhh, i am a good distractor. :P
so while i was riding my bike, i crossed a bus and just as i was crossing the bus, a man puked out of his window and i was the one who caught his shit, it was all over me......my shirt, pants, mouth hairs, everything was like dipped in it...
i just want to meet that guy once in my life, i really don't know what am gonna do to him, but whatever it would be it would be rally BAD.
Am gonna teach every one who pules a good lesson...
OMG, Lesson se yad aya:
Yesterday one of my teacher was charged for breaking the signal, she wasn't asked to do anything first, but as she gave an explanation that she was a teacher and was being late for class, and that all blah blah blah,
the policeman said:
"I was waiting for this moment from my childhood. Please take out a paer and write a thousand times, I WONT DO THAT AGAIN".

teacher shocked, policeman rocked. :D

I think i have typed a good amount of stuff to make u laugh,
well if u won't laugh on this one....What can i do, only humans are given an ability to laugh::D
Well that is not the 'the end'
cos, I have still got two things left:

1. To my followers, i really thank you all for the awesome support and comments u guys posted. am really glad that i have at least proved one statement to be wrong, yeah, there is a quote that 'a man never chooses his family himself ". whoever said that, sorry man, but i have choosen my followers my self and they are part of my family, SO PLZ, F*** OFF.
2. The book i recently got my hands one is:

Yeah that is the one,

well i won't tell u the story for sure, but if u are in a mood to read a real thriller and some extra awesome strategies of how to escape prison and some great work u should get this.

well this would rocket u from the first page to last faster than u have ever read before, that defines this book.

well, i should disclose a little about it:

Its a story of a marine who was accused of killing his wife and her boyfriend and was put into one of the most dangerous prison which guarantees that no one can escape it. This guy finds a way out.

That is all i want u to read, god bless u all and now it would be the:

HOPE U ENJOYED BEING HERE.

AND, Its for all of you.

I really never thought i would be posting this so soon

but, i just can't help it.

so today its:

AWARD CEREMONY :D

YEAHHHHHHHH.

Clapping*

ok thank you:

to present the awards to some of the best people on Earth i call upon stage, Ateeq Mughal, (hey, idiot get ur ass on the stage) :P

ok without wasting any more time, let the Party begin :D

This would be the first, cos lots of people are sharing it:

1. HBL Do i really need to give a reason for why i love this guy's blog? Yeah, i don't need to. Well this guy is really born to be a blogger, not only a blogger but to be a writer, the way he write, OMG, i still remember his cigarette wali story, that was like the best short story i have ever written but he is not getting this award for only that story this one is for all of his work. keep rocking dude. Moreover everything u read on my blog, he is the backbone of it, he is the one who brought me to blogger and i really thank him for that, i wish u were a girl, i would have proposed u to marry me, but you see it can't be logically and legally possible, so u can still have my heart and eat it. :D
2. DAANEIIA Firstly, i hope i spell that right, if yes thanks to god, if know then do let me know. Randomness, awesomeness, creativity, humor and what else does i need to tell u guys how awesome her blog is. Well the blog and the author both are super awesome, smart like superman, WHAT? yeah superman was smart, he used to wear underwear over his pants, smart ass he showed what color he is wearing. Even if i am wearing the million dollar one no one would know what's inside :D. Her blog is really kinda good luck charm for me, cos since she got here, i am getting followers and my stat shows i am having more people from her blog. :D first it was Furee kat from where the stalkers came, but she outrun her by sending 12 of her followers to me. :D.
3. VIYA A blog filled with random thing which are presented as awesome-ly as possible and a blog which would always remain in my favorites. Tell u one thing there are really few people who get my replies on comments and u r one of them. :D, I really love this blog, and in a day almost every time i switch my laptop on, i pay a visit to this blog. The author is one of the sweetest people alive on Earth and i really enjoy posting comments on her blog.
4. KN She loves TWIX. Do i need to add something more, Hell i do, :D. She really have a stone heart, she watches horror movies like i watch Tom and Jerry, :P. Her blog is kinda magnet, it attracts me towards itself every time i want to smile. She is EPICLY cool girl, and u can't find a girl more energetic in words than her. Moreover she is really sweet and supportive, and i really adore her and her blog. 
5. EZAZI If Michael Jackson is the king of pop. she is the queen her, she is on blogging since june 2011 but in this short span of time, she now rules over 74 hearts. :P lol i have got all the information, the best part about her way of writing is how she uses the things under *, they are more hilarious than Russell Peters's comedy is. Her doodles are way too awesome her Ninja mode, OMG i heard The mortal combat team would be hiring her soon.
6. OVAIS First of all, what's the story behind Cheeku, :P, i was dying to ask this question :D, lol, whenever i need to laugh out so loud and so much that my stomach starts hurting, the best place is this guy's blog, he would be one of the most decent guy's i have ever known and i just love this guy's blog. If u need to get ur self ahstma, u can surely pay a visit to his blog, the pictures there would surely give u one.
7. Faryal The most awesomest thing that makes me love this girl's blog is her posts which are rich in never heard words, yeah she's got the perfect vocabulary and the way she uses her words it's awesome, i do remember the first post i read on your blog was a letter to Quaid-e-Azam and that is one of the my sll time favorite post on blogger.
8. a* Be prepare to dive in one of the most deepest ocean of words in this world, reading posts at this blog is like diving into a deep blue sea and exploring every single weed with naked eye. Her words and the way she constructs a sentence is something i won't be able to do even if i practice it for 10 yeaars in a row, that deepness makes me love ur blog.
9. ASMA This girl is maintaining a one of a kind blog, i adore her Islamic knowledge and the lovely way she puts it together,  her blog contains a theme, a meaning and an idea that makes me love her blog, Stay blessed, i love sayig this :D.
10. AASIYAH Like Asma, this girl to manages to right so many good things with awesome awesome messages in them, her blog seems the most sensitive blog to me on the blogger and i don't really think much before typing anything on any other blog but i really do check what am posting at this blog, i have just read two of her posts but still they made me her fan.
11. RIDX Her blog is really a cupppaaacofffee, stronger than any other coffee in the world and relaxing too, she wants to own a beach, i wish she gets one day and her last post about the day she would spend there, was so recreational that i really wish i own a beach too.
12. MISHI The WOMEN blogger (note: in one of my posts i mentioned how much i hate women, but i would really say that she is an exception). lol, forgot to state, she is the only blogger on thsi tiny plannet who calls me KID, and i like it, the reason i love her blog are her long long posts, usually i don't really read long posts or if i do, i just skip some parts and capture the main theme, but i don't really remember the last time i skipped even a para of her post. Moreover she got creativity in her mind, i truly love the pictures u have posted on the right side of ur blog
13. NOSTALGIC The thing that makes me love her blog are the statements that she gets from her awesome medula or cerebellum, whoever does the thinking part, her sentences are like completed in every word, the emptiness she creates i just can't tell how awesome-ly she writes. i just can't define the Epicness
14. KIRAN I have read like only her single post but am like wanting more from her, her last post was just four lines long but it was something coming from some really deep deep thinking mind, am not disclosing it here, check it out yourselves.
15. PURPLE MIST I would say I love to walk in the rain but can't do that here because of the acid rain :P , I still laugh on this statement, she is really awesome, a book worm, and the best part she's got good taste in books. I like the random way she writes and the best best thing on her blog is the title, i am like in love to it. u shouls really pay a visit to her blog, if u didn't find it interesting she is gonna refund u ur money :P
16. MAHAM She can really make an exception and one day she would, there was a post she posted about SHIA and SUNNIS, believe me it was the best piece of writing a person can write to bring these two communities together, this award is not only for that one but for ur whole awesome blog including the Nazia Hassan's picture u have got, and keep writing.
17. NORMAL IS OVER RATED She taught me: There are so many people out there who will tell you that you can't. What you've got to do is turn around and say, "watch me." yeah she really taught me that, and am really thankful to u for this teaching, this is really one of the best lessons i have got. her '9 crimes' post is my all time favorite one on her blog and i really want u to visit her page.
18. SAQLAIN 3 Dys since he got on blogger and in this really short short piece of time, he has turned into a pro, when i first got here i didn't knew anything related to blogger, but no one can say that he is a novice here, his sense of humor is like A.W.E.S.O.M.E and the best part i like him, cos we both write like Corry Doctrow, it would be my request that u should visit his page he would bet he  happiest guy on earth if u clicked the follow button.
19. BHADRAWR I just love her blog from top to bottom, from her header to page text and from her title to captions, she is really creative girl with a good sense of writing. I started following her recently and am sure i would keep hitting her page as long as i am here. :D
20. USMAN There was one post he posted which made me laugh too much while reading, the reason he is a computer geek and wrote some alienic things in it, the angry birds and y-axis were the only words i understood. lol, but still i loved that post, and his picture he posted when he got success in some project it was so cute, the smile in it was like really sweet smile. I really love coming to your blog Usman ans ur background image is a sweet as i am. :D and just imagine the height of his awesomeness he followed me just yesterday.
21. LOVE She too started to follow me yesterday and its like a fact that when we follow others we always read the recent post but i was too much lost in her post i read three of them :0, to imagine something beautiful and throw it in the air with a hope to see it happening one day, expecting it to happen someday here or in the eternity... this is my all time favorite line that i read in one of your posts. 
22. TARIQ MIAN Now this guy is really a thinker, his recent post 'Pakistan's miraculous survival'. was so awesome that i can easily get an A in history if learn that post by heart, it was like he summarized the whole book and then added some real thinking points, hats off to u sir, for ur great work.
23. ROLLING STONE This guy is a strong believer, and according to my analyses he is potentially strong guy, i love his picture and that MR.bean hanging out on the corner, i have read his only one post am waiting for his new one, hope it comes soon, so that i may get to know him more.
24. .FLOODGATES OF FEELINGS  The blog over flooding with awesome ideas, u  just can't skip her posts, she gives every thing a new edge and puts her maximum efforts, i wish her gates always remain open for readers like me and i wish that she keeps on her flow. i really love ur ideas, i wish i can steal few. lol.
25. OTHER SIDE OF ME The only reason i have kept u at last is that i started off with the blog i love most so i ended this too with the blog i love most. i really A.D.O.R.E ur blog and i just wanna say u that ur this side which u has revealed to us is so awesome that i can't believe u would actually have a darker side. ur blog and ur comments inspire me alot, i really thank you from deepest part of my heart that u followed me

OMG, so i just gave a single award to all my ACTIVE followers, this is not the 'THE END', this is just part 1 i will post part 2 tomorrow cuz it took me 3hrs to just post this one and am damn tired.

GUYS, Today i had no time to read any of the posts except few so i would be reading all the posts inshallah on monday, 

and this os only one i have got plenty more to distribute, lol it was hard but i enjoyed it.

hope u like it, that would be the:

for today, 

ahh my fingers are hurting.

sarcastic me

OMG, now that's height of addiction to blogger,
am skipping my school!!!!!
just because i want to read what others are posting and then post something..
but am finding it good, just imagine i am enjoying 5 holidays in a row..

ok!!, no clapping please, (thank you)
so, before my heavy heavy pockets cause my pant to slide down, i should start with my meaningless stuff.
Recently i have been shopping,
Don't even think i like shopping, if there was any movement against shopping i would be leading it.
It was my mom who took me as a company.

i do have a reason to support the cause. :P

I just don't know why do girls love shopping,
do u love to waste time and money,
and i know half of the girls following me do a lot of shopping and
imagine, one of them was asked that if she would be able to change one thing apart from any guilt or politics what it would be, she said
"i will equalize all the currencies. It would make shopping easier".
GOD!!!! if had the power to change anything i would destroy all the shopping centers.

lol, than who would save me from some  3,349,852,٠٠٠

before it happens i am gonna close this topic.

Me and my mom wasted some 6 hours there, and in those 6 hours and in those 6 hours i discovered some really hilarious stuff about shopping
number 

1. Bargaining. 

yup, that was the thing all over the mall,

and if i add a dialogue version it would be like

Women to shopkeeper:

"how much this costs?"

shopkeeper:

"2000"

women:

"2000!!!! i will give 1000"

shopkeeper,:

"what would i get then, it would be my loss"

women:

ok 1200 final,

shopkeeper:

"no, 1800"

women:

"i am not giving that much, 1200 and its final".

half an hour later,

women:

"i am not giving more than 1300"

shopkeeper,:

"baji "(sis) na aap ki na meri (neither yours nor mine)

1400 and take it"

women,

"why not mine, take 1300 and be happy"

shopkeeper at last shows the wight flag, and says:

"OK 1300"

women:

i am not buying it now, i will come later and pick it up, just keep it for me".

f*** off, before i chop ur llllllllllllegs :P

The second thing towards which i paid attention were these posters hanging on almost all shops,

few of them said:

1. udhar 1 jang he is lie band he (credit is like a war and i am peace love) 
2. Kashmir ki azadi tak udhar band he (you are never getting credit from here)
3. udhar mang kar sharminda na karein ( f*** off)

and, there were many more like these hanging on the main door, everyone is familiar that women take shopping as addiction and even after emptying their purse they won't hesitate to ask for credit.

when i returned home i was lookin something like this:

What's more that i have in my pockets.

except for the rocket, (firecracker) :P

yeah...just in time,

These three epic pals were given to me by

super-awesome-lovely-best-sweetest-wonderful girl Daaneiia 

it's the least i could say.

OMG, time runs like flash while i am using internet, its 10:00 am, (this time check is brought to u by ateeq mughal)

some song*

and i am back.

I don't know how but when i am starting to write some post my brain is like giving me so many ideas but as i start to write all of a sudden all the ideas vanish and am feeling like, OMG this is really a bad post, no one would like it and that all, dun know why, but it's kinda phobia i am into these days, hope i recover soon. :/

and i have got two announcements for u

1. I think, not think i am quite aware of the fact that sometimes the content of my blog is offensive and sometimes its not comfortable for other gender to read what am writing, if u r having any problems with like these do let me know.
2. I am aware that my blog is the most meaningless blog in this whole blogger community so to make it a little meaningful i was thinking cos i watcha lot of movies and read a lot of books) am gonna give a short review about either a book or a movie. 

do let me know, what u think about my idea.

and now before i fell over my laptop i should end this, cos i have slept for only 3 hours since yesterday, so i am gonna take some sleep.

now this would be the:

hope u enjoyed reading.

Vague Vague Post.

Thomas Edison needed only one way to invent a bulb but to invent that single way he had to first invent a hundred ways through which he was unable to invent a bulb. But at the end of the day he was the first man to invent a  bulb.

U didn't get it???
neither did I.

The final conclusion:

IF I WON'T HAVE A PENCIL,

I WOULD DIE. :/

YEAH.
HOW?
If i won't have a pencil, i won't be able to write my notes, without notes i won't be able to prepare for exams
if i won't prepare i won't attempt the questions, if i won't attempt the questions i won't get marks, no marks no grades, no grades no admission in some extra ordinary university, no admission no degree, no degree no job, no job would result in frustration, frustration would result in my getting indulged in crimes, crimes!!!!!police would end me.

(reader's feeling for me)

Ahhh, i just don't know my self what i just typed, but its something that happens when u don't take your medicines.
Yeah, i just woke up late for sehri today so i was unable to take my medicines, so today u would be dealing with an:

i have got a degree in it.

So, today i have got a real MIXED ACHAAR, type post for you,
starting with:

Love. :/

she would eat it :P

So this love

means EVOL to Eminem,

inspiration to Miley Cyrus

Something naturally to Selena

and something that happens when u r fifteen to Taylor Swift.

BUT!!!!

to me it means:

Something EVOL that happens naturally when u r fifteen and there is no use of inspiration in it.

forgot to state this was what i thought love was, two days back, cuz two days ago

I TOO FELL IN LOVE. <3

yeah, i fell in love with a green eyed, she is so beautiful, the way she kisses me, creases my face when i am sleep, the way she hugs me, and sits on my lap.

.

.

I so love her mustaches and the way she moves her tail and says:

(smile)

 BUT, our relationship lasted for only two days, cos yesterday she ran with her boyfriend,

:(

left me behind,

SO MEAN......

so i am SINGLE again, and lucky girls

I am AVAILABLE.

:)

OK, no clapping please, and please sit down, let the girls behind u too watch me. (wink)

hahahahhaha, what did i do??

so what inspired me to write about love, was the girl's reaction to it.

for example, the reaction at breakup

The common scene,

the Girl would sit beside a window, tissue box in one hand and the GOOD  BYE letter in other hand, face full of tears, whole mascara or whatever it is spreads with tears all over the face making it look like as if the girl cried black.

something like this

So why girls are always crying in the end?

But boys are not,

The point is 

cos guys are smart,

in a relationship they are always the one planning the move

They would start with sweet talks, girls would think as they got the world, later there would be dates, movies, more talks, more movies, more dates, then the bed scenes and then the breakup,

and till the end the girl thinks as if the guy is her prince the one she was waiting for since she was 9, and he won't dare to leave her,

but when he leaves, the girl is like a broken glass,

she thinks its the end for her,

lol that's what i call Pessimism is.

U decide ur fate at one breakup, lol the guy ends up having dozens of breakups but still he says:

NEVER FOUND THE RIGHT GIRL.

Just imagine a guy (after breakup):

sitting next to window, sobbing and weeping like girls, a tissue box in one hand and a GOOD BYE letter in the other.

that would the:

XDiest sittuation (at least for me).

Or, just think how would you react if a guy says:

One day, my dream girl would come riding on a horse and would take me far far away.

lol, u would probably react something like:

OMG, IT'S 7, already, i had so much to  write but since time won't allow, read this.
Its kinda vague, and it might be hard to relate one thing with other,if u can
WELL N GOOOD
but if u r unable to do so, then,
WHAT THE HELL ARE U DOING ON BLOGGER, get ur self a good teacher.
(joking)
and a big OMG, FOR A RAPID INCREASE in my followers, love u all.
and this would the:

bye....

Mixed Achaar

Years have passed, every thing has changed but still the question remains, the question remains unanswered still,
The question that is:

Kis ne kaha that k PEPSI 65 ki kardo :P

hahahahahhahaha. WHAT!!!! no that wasn't lame, was it?

OMG, whole week passed and i didn't post anything.

Well that's really bad, and it's cos of my tough time table, i just hove a single minute to spare,

Sometimes before just going to bathroom i have to think that whether i should bath or should i skip bathing, wear a strong perfume and save my self fifteen minutes.

That's the height of being busy.

So, today my pockets are not too heavy, dun know why, i remember last night they were pretty much heavier, but still they are not empty so lets start with the first thing in my pocket today.

GIRLS.

WHAT?? NO, I AM NOT GONNA BORE YOU UP.

SO, before u leave this page thinking that this guy is a pervert and nothing more, and then probably u would unfollow me and i would be back again with only single follower, i should start with this thing,

GIRLS, se yad aya, 

did u notice that i have 25 followers!!, that is pretty much for me, but did u notice among these 25, 16 are girls, wow.

Stupid, that doesn't means there are more female bloggers, HELL NO!! but girls love me  my blog more. :D

so, Girls are really bitchy  lovely creatures, but when they are women OMG, then i would say Guys are better.

the thing is,

Women think they are comparable to man.

i would say:

simply: hahahahahahahahahahahah

Yeah, that is pretty much a joke.

I am not degrading women, 

i think i am, but that's the truth

OK, so before writing something

I don't know how many of u read the disclaimer on my blog, 

well OK u never read it,

Well, it says that every thing on this page is part of author's own observation and he doesn't gives a damn about who u r,

Lol, i should change this line, cos i do give a damn about the reader, cos i don't want to get back to my stone age blog.

anti women

Why i hate women is because they think they can be a man, :P
u r a women for god sake be a women.
I do visit many places where u have to stand in a queue for long long time, and every single guy (young or old) have to stand in that queue but the women, the evil, would come, go to the counter and would say:

ladies first.

or, we are women so can we have the counter first,

YES U R WOMEN SO GO TO HELL FIRST EVEN.

where is ur equilibrium then, where is ur power than.

so to every women out there in this world who thinks she could be a man,

f*** off 

(roza kharab karadia).

so not making it a huge article, women learn patience first, then u can have me as ur teacher.

I don't know whether i would post tomorrow so:

happy Independence day, to every one.

It would sound awkward, but this year i just don't feel the original patriotism in me, the way last year i did paintings and wrote great great great statuses on Facebook.

I just feel like we shouldn't celebrate, i just think we r not Pakistanis, the way we r treating pakistan, it seems as if we a invaders trying to ruin this place.

To me Pakistan is in it's worst condition and if we did nothing for it TODAY, i don't think there would be a country called Pakistan in the future.

The bad part is, we just don't have time to think, we should do something, we r too late for the'thinking' part .

we need Allah.

  Its our elders who did wrong but now its our turn to make it right.

I just wanna be a part of the right doers.

that would be:

OMG, f*** me, 

no that was meant to be a joke.

ISLY MY NEW FOLLOWERS, U ROCK 

NOW THIS WOULD BE 

the end.

Blah Blah Blah. (part 3),

These days DEATH has inspired me alot.
Yeah call me a weirdo but still Death is the height of craziness.

lol,  he is inspired by computer!

 Imagine yourself to be a student who went through his O-level exams getting 13 straight A*. then in A-levels got 7 A*.
Got a scholarship to some great universities, got some great degrees there and then applied for a million dollar job.
This guy gets an interview another day, and the next morning:

Qayamat agai :P

Now this would be the moment when u burst out:

Probably u would say,
"I should have DIED rather witnessing this moment".
Well at least i would have said that.
Last night when i was lying on my bed suddenly i though that what would happen if i am thrown into hell,
well, i would walk in hell like dabang, every eye starring me and then i would say:

"chalo Lucifer Papa has arrived".

Imagine Satan like this :P

Or if i am sent to heavens,

OMG, i have heard alot about the beautiful fairies there :P

Height of naughtiness.

God, forgive me for these lame jokes i made on heaven and hell but its cuz of these 21 amigos that i have to do so, otherwise i would be back with one follower:P
I don't want to sin more so, i will end this topic here and start a new one.
Today my pockets are full of ideas but how to paste all of them here, is quite difficult so i will post some today and few tomorrow (inshallah).

yes!!! I've got a story (real one).

so the story revolves around the theme:

Height of MELA-PAN.

Recently, me and my friends visited arena, these included:

From left: Nasar, Asad, ATEEQ, Kawish, Waleed and Saqlain.

We had some great time there, not getting into details.

After enjoying ourselves we planned to ave lunch at K.F.C, 

at first we planned  pizza hut but our pockets were too light for that.

I would blame price hiking for that. :P

Well i never got a chance to visit K.F.C cos i had to leave for home, so the story has been narrated to me by a friend and i am typing the story in active voice.

so we got to K.F.C, ordered mighty zinger for every one, yummy.

Now skipping the eating part, lets get to the creepy and ela tarin part.

We all finished the burger except one, i won't name him,

He sat with burger in hand like he was getting into it's philosophy, i said

"Bhai nai khaya ja raha toh let me have a bite".

He said, no and than started eating it, now it was only 1 bite left when he suddenly spoke:

"I am getting it parceled".

We all were were like:

We all were in a bizzzare situation that what did he just said, all of us tried to stop him but that mela, stood up rather than packing that tiny piece himself went to the counter and asked the salesmen to wrap it up, moreover he asked for ketchup.

lol, it was so shameful thing that all of us got out saying:

"ham toh aapko jantey hi nai ".

He was there tooo.

lol, that was the real hieght of mela pan, really man.

I am glad i wasn't there, i would have killed him at that very moment.

This would be all for today, but before leaving,

shouts of HEY, ILYSM, to my brand new 4 followers:

1. AAISHA
2. AASMA KHAN
3. FLOOD GATES OF FEELING
4. AFSHA HUSSAIN.

I hope u at least laughed while reading if yes,

am glad.

If not,

then,

I WASN'T PUT ON EARTH TO MAKE U LAUGH. :D

This would be:

FOR TODAY.

Blah Blah Blah. (part 2)

1 hour and 5 minutes is all i have got,
Man!!!!!
but am glad at least am here 'ALIVE' typing something i don't even know myself.
Alive, thanks god, for keeping me alive.
These days whenever i am leaving my home for school or somewhere else, every time there is my mom asking god to keep me safe and all that typical mom stuff.
One day i said to my mom, (read it like a soldier with pride):
i said, "Mom! when i am going out, i am like entering the war zone, and if i make it home on time i would return victorious but if i never made home on time
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At least order Biryani. :P

Fasting!!!!

OMG, that seems delicious.
Now that is distracting me, so back to the point.
I am not gonna depress u more with those violence acts, i don't want my self to start a bad day either, I would type that stuff may be on saturday.
These days in ramadan, i am busier than our president.
Lol, he is busy?
Yeah he is, making money,
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for his future after presidency, i wonder will he survive till then.

You can laugh, no one is charging u for that.

So, my schedule starts with me waking up at 3:30 am, ( 7am, waking up in the morningGotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs
Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal, read it like Rebecca black's friday),
so from 3:30 5:15 am, i am busy with sehri and fajr, after 5:15 here i am using internet, at 6:30 i get ready for school, leave the school part, then at 2:00 pm i am back at home, then i bath and its zauhor prayer i have to offer, then at 3:45 i leave for my tuition centre, by 5:45 i am back, then comes the asar, after it i have to play footbal starting from 6:15 to 7:00 pm almost, than its iftari, my favorite part, then maghrib, then at 9:00, i have to go for isha and tarahwi, then at 11:00 i return, totally exhausted, i take shower, change my clothes and by 12:00 am i am in my bed and by 12:30 i am snoring, (no, i don't snore).
So, i am kinda only free at this particular hour, when every one at my place is sleeping.

Me too.

 But still i am loving this month, I never get indulge in songs movies and other notable stuff like that, which is too good.

Oh fish, that is already 6:10, gosh it was quick, so i should leave now cos i have to press my clothes, make my bag, wake my stupid brothers up and leave.
So, bye every one, we will meet back on saturday.
so it officially:

I had to use battery to light up this word, Thanx to K.E.S.C for that. (wink)
bye.